The Chinese Zodiac

[Iconoclast]

http://www.chinesezodiac.com/calculator.php
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_astrology#Chinese_zodiac
http://pages.infinit.net/garrick/chinese/

[Kristaps513]

Well i'm born in 1992.

[Kurt]

Ooh! Me next, me next!

[Kristaps513]

Ooh! Me next, me next!

HAY I WAS FIRST! :nono:

[Kurt]

HAY I WAS FIRST! :nono:
If you had been born in the Year Of The Horse, that would have been a mildy clever pun. You're not, so it isn't.

Anyway, I said "Me next" as in "after you". :rolleyes:

[Iconoclast]

Well i'm born in 1992.1992, Year of the Monkey. Heh, sorry. Here is your description:

People born in the Year of the Monkey are the erratic geniuses of the cycle. Clever, skillful, and flexible, they are remarkably inventive and original and can solve the most difficult problems with ease. There are few fields in which Monkey people wouldn't be successful but they have a disconcerting habit of being too agreeable. They want to do things now, and if they cannot get started immediately, they become discouraged and sometimes leave their projects. Although good at making decisions, they tend to look down on others. Having common sense, Monkey people have a deep desire for knowledge and have excellent memories. Monkey people are strong willed but their anger cools quickly.

Your friends are the dragon and rat. The Year of the Tiger is your enemy.

[Kristaps513]

1992, Year of the Monkey. Heh, sorry. Here is your description:



Your friends are the dragon and rat. The Year of the Tiger is your enemy.

Heh i really sounds like me. :D

[Kristaps513]

If you had been born in the Year Of The Horse, that would have been a mildy clever pun. You're not, so it isn't.

Anyway, I said "Me next" as in "after you". :rolleyes:

Ok your next! :)

[Iconoclast]

Ooh! Me next, me next!1987, Year of the Rabbit. Here is your description.

People born in the Year of the Rabbit are articulate, talented, and ambitious. They are virtuous, reserved, and have excellent taste. Rabbit people are admired, trusted, and are often financially lucky. They are fond of gossip but are tactful and generally kind. Rabbit people seldom lose their temper. They are clever at business and being conscientious, never back out of a contract. They would make good gamblers for they have the uncanny gift of choosing the right thing. However, they seldom gamble, as they are conservative and wise.

OMG, this doesn't sound like you, Kurt. I mean, not all of it. What do you think? Must be genetics.

Your friends are the Years of the Pig, Sheep, and Dog. Your enemy is the Year of the Chicken. (That's my brother.)

[Kurt]

People born in the Year of the Rabbit are articulate, talented, and ambitious. They are virtuous, reserved, and have excellent taste. Rabbit people are admired, trusted, and are often financially lucky. They are fond of gossip but are tactful and generally kind. Rabbit people seldom lose their temper. They are clever at business and being conscientious, never back out of a contract. They would make good gamblers for they have the uncanny gift of choosing the right thing. However, they seldom gamble, as they are conservative and wise.(Red means totally ****ing wrong; white means correct or at least something like it.)

[Iconoclast]

Like I said, the description depends on the website. Let me find another one and see what you think of it.

[Kurt]

By the way, we used to keep a rabbit in our backyards and it was completely ****ing insane. It would rush up to you and hump your leg (even if you were a guy... actually, especially if you were a guy) and even if you picked it up and threw it 4 feet, it would come back and do it again. I hated that thing with a vengance. One time, I kicked it on top of our hammock and it sat there for four hours.


I hate rabbits.

[Iconoclast]

How's this?

People born in the year of the Rabbit are the diplomatic, they detest conflict, they& can be evasive and sometimes tell you what you want to hear and not what they are thinking. It is difficult to tell what they are thinking, and when you think they have given up don't be fooled by their looks, as they will be planning their next move. If you need advice they will offer you good counselling. Rabbits stay clear of the limelight, but always enjoy the good things in life. Who are your secret friends and allies? We all need someone at sometime to talk to and to help us in our hour of need, so in Feng Shui we use the Chinese Zodiac Horoscope to find out who are our secret friends and allies are. Secret friends and allies are very special friends who you will be able to depend on as they will never let you down. If you want to have a successful year you will need your secret friends and allies to help you get through the bad times and to share the good times. Make sure that you know who your secret friends and allies are as you will always need to have these friends around you. You can display them in your best direction on a low occasional table in your living room. to find the secret friends and allies of people born the year of the Rabbit.

[Kurt]

How's this?

People born in the year of the Rabbit are the diplomatic, they detest conflict, they& can be evasive and sometimes tell you what you want to hear and not what they are thinking. It is difficult to tell what they are thinking, and when you think they have given up don't be fooled by their looks, as they will be planning their next move. If you need advice they will offer you good counselling. Rabbits stay clear of the limelight, but always enjoy the good things in life. Who are your secret friends and allies? We all need someone at sometime to talk to and to help us in our hour of need, so in Feng Shui we use the Chinese Zodiac Horoscope to find out who are our secret friends and allies are. Secret friends and allies are very special friends who you will be able to depend on as they will never let you down. If you want to have a successful year you will need your secret friends and allies to help you get through the bad times and to share the good times. Make sure that you know who your secret friends and allies are as you will always need to have these friends around you. You can display them in your best direction on a low occasional table in your living room. to find the secret friends and allies of people born the year of the Rabbit.

Jesus Christ, that was ten times worse.

[Iconoclast]

By the way, we used to keep a rabbit in our backyards and it was completely ****ing insane. It would rush up to you and hump your leg (even if you were a guy... actually, especially if you were a guy) and even if you picked it up and threw it 4 feet, it would come back and do it again. I hated that thing with a vengance. One time, I kicked it on top of our hammock and it sat there for four hours.

I hate rabbits.Holy ****.

Ignore that advertisingish end of that description I posted.

[Iconoclast]

Jesus Christ, that was ten times worse.
[/color]Aw, cute. Well, IDK. I guess look up |"chinese zodiac" rabbit| and see if you get anything good. Sometimes, the zodiac description is VERY ironic. Like Edgar Allan Poe, he was born on the Year of the Snake, and the description was off. Interesting. Maybe the description is just not you because of genetics from your parents born on different signs, if you know what I mean, but I can't say.

Anyone else?

[Kurt]

Aw, cute. Well, IDK. I guess look up |"chinese zodiac" rabbit| and see if you get anything good. Sometimes, the zodiac description is VERY ironic. No, I already took a look on MSN search. None of those things fit me perfectly, and they're all radically different. Wait, did you say cute?

[Iconoclast]

No, I already took a look on MSN search. None of those things fit me perfectly, and they're all radically different. Wait, did you say cute?Well, what about Kristaps' monkey description? Does the Rabbit description RELATIVELY describe you compared to the other signs?

[Kurt]

I don't know, you haven't posted a link yet and I'm afraid to use MSN again.

[Iconoclast]

Well, here's a website. Mostly, check the description for you enemy, year of the rooster, and see if it's wrong.

http://www.greendragonarts.com/zodiac/zodiac.htm

[Iconoclast]

Well, here's a website. Mostly, check the description for you enemy, year of the rooster, and see if it's wrong.

http://www.greendragonarts.com/zodiac/zodiac.htm
Uh, I'll bet the rabbit description there is pretty damn off as well, eh?

[Kurt]

I'm not sure, actually they all seem to apply a bit to me (even the rabbit, I guess), but none of them any more than the others. Oh well.

[Iconoclast]

Well, I found out that FD was born on the Year of the Dragon and Kameo was born on the Year of the Snake.

http://www.c-c-c.org/chineseculture/zodiac/Dragon.html

[Iconoclast]

Well, I found out that FD was born on the Year of the Dragon and Kameo was born on the Year of the Snake.

http://www.c-c-c.org/chineseculture/zodiac/Dragon.html
That may have been why Kameo got angry with you in that thread. See, Kameo never really had much conflict with FD, who was born on the Year of the Dragon, a compatible friend of the Year of the Snake. This zodiac is some voodoo ****.

[Crazed Dragon]

i'm a hores haha to me wish i was a dragon

to go mare detailed i'm a metal hores...hay that tells you how old i am...

[Kurt]

That may have been why Kameo got angry with you in that thread. See, Kameo never really had much conflict with FD, who was born on the Year of the Dragon, a compatible friend of the Year of the Snake. This zodiac is some voodoo ****.
Most of the people that conflict with my personality type are the kind of people, and keep in mind I am being tasteful here, with huge, uncontrollable egos. I get along with almost everyone else, even if they disagree with me on major issues. In fact, I get along with them better if we have some kind of misunderstanding. I guess it's a bonding thing. Anyway, I can't stand people with unchecked egos because they believe, even if they obviously don't know what they are talking about it the slightest, that anyone who disagrees with them is scum. Here, I'll make a list.


People That Kurt Doesn't Like:
Category 1: Sore losers and super-whiners. People that complain when they lose generally have huge egos, and only claim that they lost because of some kind of unexplained warp in space-time or something equally rediculous. Whiners are the same thing, although if your whining problem is not too severe I'll probably ignore it.

In fact, that brings me to the next cartegory.

Category 2: Sore winners and gloaters. In some ways, these guys are harder to deal with because they KNOW they won. These are the kind of people who get beat up at parties.

Category 3: The know-nothing dip****s. These guys are so convinced they're right, they will contradict any and all opposition to their ideas to the point that their victim will want to punch them in the crotch.

Category 4: The snide remarkers. These guys CANNOT let ANYTHING go, including mispronunciations, typos, flawed data or evidence, what they think are false beliefs, etc.

Most people who are in one of the above categories are also in another.

Anyone who does not belong in any of these categories goes in :

Category 5: Nice people. If you're nice in most respects, I will get along with you fine. Simple, right?

That's MY zodiac, anyway.

EDITOR'S NOTE: Kurt is truly sorry for his incoherent, pointless rants. Someday, he will punch himself in the face.

[Crazed Dragon]

Category 4: The snide remarkers. These guys CANNOT let ANYTHING go, including mispronunciations, typos, flawed data or evidence, what they think are false beliefs, etc.i make and correct a lot of typos but you like me right?...right?(wind blowing)

[Kurt]

By "snide remarker", I mean a person who literally LIVES for others to make typos or mispronounce words. You definitely do not fall into that category. You fall into the "nice people" category. ;)

[Iconoclast]

Well, I don't want to speak about personal matters now, but I can say I've seen some things in common we have in the way we argue or talk to people sometimes.

I looked up 'ego' on Dictionary.com, and can't understand the definition.

Well, according to Kameo's user profile, it's almost as if Kameo is proud to be a *****.

[Crazed Dragon]

By "snide remarker", I mean a person who literally LIVES for others to make typos or mispronounce words. You definitely do not fall into that category. You fall into the "nice people" category. ;)ah good i was worried...ish. but not sure if you posted it but.. what is your animal in the zodiac?

[Kurt]

I'm a... *BARF!* rabbit.

[chaos master]

People born in the Year of Sheep are elegant and highly accomplished in the arts. They seem to be, at first glance, better off than those born in the zodiac's other years. But sheep year people are often shy, pessimistic, and puzzled about life. They are usually deeply religious, yet timid by nature. Sometimes clumsy in speech, they are always passionate about what they do and what they believe in. Sheep people never have to worry about having the best in life for their abilities make money for them, and they are able to enjoy the creature comforts that they like. Sheep people are wise, gentle, and compassionate.
Huh? What you tryin' to say, bub? Close enough. Why don't these thingies focus on the bad things about a sign? Hmmm?

Sheep people never have to worry about having the best in life for their abilities make money for them, and they are able to enjoy the creature comforts that they like.
What in the world does that mean? Are they calling me a naughty hedgehog? Scoundrels!

[chaos master]

Most of the people that conflict with my personality type are the kind of people, and keep in mind I am being tasteful here, with huge, uncontrollable egos. I get along with almost everyone else, even if they disagree with me on major issues. In fact, I get along with them better if we have some kind of misunderstanding. I guess it's a bonding thing. Anyway, I can't stand people with unchecked egos because they believe, even if they obviously don't know what they are talking about it the slightest, that anyone who disagrees with them is scum. Here, I'll make a list.


People That Kurt Doesn't Like:
Category 1: Sore losers and super-whiners. People that complain when they lose generally have huge egos, and only claim that they lost because of some kind of unexplained warp in space-time or something equally rediculous. Whiners are the same thing, although if your whining problem is not too severe I'll probably ignore it.

In fact, that brings me to the next cartegory.

Category 2: Sore winners and gloaters. In some ways, these guys are harder to deal with because they KNOW they won. These are the kind of people who get beat up at parties.

Category 3: The know-nothing dip****s. These guys are so convinced they're right, they will contradict any and all opposition to their ideas to the point that their victim will want to punch them in the crotch.

Category 4: The snide remarkers. These guys CANNOT let ANYTHING go, including mispronunciations, typos, flawed data or evidence, what they think are false beliefs, etc.

Most people who are in one of the above categories are also in another.

Anyone who does not belong in any of these categories goes in :

Category 5: Nice people. If you're nice in most respects, I will get along with you fine. Simple, right?

That's MY zodiac, anyway.

EDITOR'S NOTE: Kurt is truly sorry for his incoherent, pointless rants. Someday, he will punch himself in the face.
Concur'D. I'm still waiting for my eye to be punched.

I think I'm in category 3. I have too many friends that are in category 2. One of them said to me that he could beat me at any game in the world. Well, it didn't really turn out that way, if you know what I mean.

[Kurt]

Concurred with what? Me punching myself? Hell, I'll punch all of you!

[Crazed Dragon]

Concurred with what? Me punching myself? Hell, I'll punch all of you!I'm still waiting to see that fist come flying out my computer screen:p

[Iconoclast]

CM, they only gave a couple of negative points for some reason.

And no, that's not what they meant. It means your abilities make money for you without having to worry.

[chaos master]

Concurred with what? Me punching myself? Hell, I'll punch all of you!
As in I agree with yo list. I punched myself. It was cool.

[Crazed Dragon]

hey Iconoclast i have heard my thingie in a while can you post it for me? i'm a metal hores

[Iconoclast]

Year of the Horse. Here is your description:People born in the Year of the Horse are popular. They are cheerful, skillful with money, and perceptive, although they sometimes talk too much. The are wise, talented, good with their hands, and sometimes have a weakness for members of the opposite sex. They are impatient and hot-blooded about everything except their daily work. They like entertainment and large crowds. They are very independent and rarely listen to advice. They are most compatible with Tigers, Dogs, and Sheep.Your enemy is the Year of the Rat.

[Mjshl2]

By the way, we used to keep a rabbit in our backyards and it was completely ****ing insane. It would rush up to you and hump your leg (even if you were a guy... actually, especially if you were a guy) and even if you picked it up and threw it 4 feet, it would come back and do it again. I hated that thing with a vengance. One time, I kicked it on top of our hammock and it sat there for four hours.
I hate rabbits.

Man that is a great story. I hate animals. Not enough to abuse them badly but man do they **** me off. I have a bird here. Never stops makin noise. Sometimes to make it shutup, I open its cage and I put my cat in there lol. Then
I sit back and enjoy. Anyway to get back on topic whats the description of the Tiger sign? If you havent already posted it.

[Iconoclast]

Man that is a great story. I hate animals. Not enough to abuse them badly but man do they **** me off. I have a bird here. Never stops makin noise. Sometimes to make it shutup, I open its cage and I put my cat in there lol. Then
I sit back and enjoy. Anyway to get back on topic whats the description of the Tiger sign? If you havent already posted it.I don't like animals, though not necessarily hate. What I REALLY hate is bugs, mosquitoes and flies. ****ing vampires, mosquitos.

1914, 1926, 1938, 1950, 1962, 1974, 1986, and 1998 are all the birthyears of those born on the Year of the Tiger. I thought you were born on the Year of the Ox. The description for the Year of the Tiger:

Tiger people are sensitive, given to deep thinking, capable of great sympathy. They can be extremely short-tempered, however. Other people have great respect for them, but sometimes tiger people come into conflict with older people or those in authority. sometimes Tiger people cannot make up their minds, which can result in a poor, hasty decision or a sound decision arrived at too late. They are suspicious of others, but they are courageous and powerful.Your most compatible signs are the Years of the Horse, Dragon, and Dog. Your enemy is the Year of the Monkey.

And my mom hates Eminem, too. Doesn't say much different than what you said about him.

[chaos master]

Hmmm... my sister is a Tiger.

[Kurt]

I don't like animals, though not necessarily hate. What I REALLY hate is bugs, mosquitoes and flies. ****ing vampires, mosquitos.


And my mom hates Eminem, too. Doesn't say much different than what you said about him.
Bugs don't bother me. I made a pact with them some time in fourth grade. It went something like this: I don't bite them, and they don't bite me. They can still, however, jump out at me through books or holes in the wall and such. In return, I reserve the right to smash them to pieces.

Eminem is a vampire.

[Crazed Dragon]

Year of the Horse. Here is your description:Your enemy is the Year of the Rat.here is whats ture
People born in the Year of the Horse are popular. They are cheerful, skillful with money, and perceptive, although they sometimes talk too much. The are wise, talented, good with their hands, and sometimes have a weakness for members of the opposite sex. They are impatient and hot-blooded about everything except their daily work. They like entertainment and large crowds. They are very independent and rarely listen to advice. They are most compatible with Tigers, Dogs, and Sheep.

blue means true
orenge means some what true
red means not true

[Kurt]

and rarely listen to advice.
*BAAAARF*
Are you sure about that? I usually listen to advice if I trust the judgement of the person giving it.

[Crazed Dragon]

*BAAAARF*
Are you sure about that? I usually listen to advice if I trust the judgement of the person giving it.
same here except when it comes from my parnets or brother thats what i meant by that

[Iconoclast]

Gah, I messed up in this thread badly.

When people bump threads that are years old, it usually only bothers me when I posted in them, because then everyone sees this messed up kid I am or was. I know I just had yet another look at all these threads I started back when and had no idea wtf I wrote that...

But I want to give this one a chance rather than wipe the slate of the current poll.

Kurt: The Rabbit listens to advice. That description was taken from the Horse, which I agree with Craze is that it's only somewhat true. The Snake is much less likely, and it's on the opposite tribune of that of the Rabbit but adjacent to the Horse. They are also more centered around the judgment of others than many other signs.
Yeah very many times, people born on the Year of the Tiger, seem to have a fascination with monkeys, and people born on the Year of the Rabbit, seem to dig chickens somewhat :cool:. When I found out "Ram" meant "Sheep" instead of a bull or whatever I was ****ed off, man those cheap mofos trying to pull that **** on me. They should be honest and straightforward!
Btw Kurt's inactive here.

Mjshl2: The Tiger tends to be humanitarian even if rather aethestic, and they take interest into studying others into social groups into personality. Sometimes they are stubborn and careless, and sometimes they despise those qualities.
Mjshl2 is also...out there.

[Pizza1295]

i went to wiki and found mine as the Fire Rat,which i guess means im going to be a dictator :D

[Iconoclast]

The Rat is eccentric and charming, and its ambition could make thou a leader.
Those competitive pimp videos I spammed in that thread...I figured the signs of the First Tribune would dig them, not so much those in the third.

[MurderMayhem666]

:confused: So, I'm a Wood Ox because I was born 1985, I think. What does that mean for me ??? :confused:

[Iconoclast]

Dependable, calm, methodical, patient, hardworking, ambitious, conventional, steady, modest, logical, resolute, tenacious. Can be stubborn, narrow-minded, materialistic, rigid, demanding
Although I disagree with "materialistic"; that seems backwards. I thought the Sheep was more like that.

Your compatible signs are the Snake and Rooster. By the way, SofaKing would be the Rooster.

If y'all want to check a weddings secondary perspective on a love life basis try here.
http://pages.infinit.net/garrick/chinese/ox.html
There is also a table at the bottom showing compatibility with the other signs.


Rat 88 A stable and steady relationship
Ox 72 Conservative! Mutually protect & provide
Tiger 33 Almost impossible to make it work.
Rabbit 72 This could work.
Dragon 52 Don't, two of you will fight constantly.
Snake 85 This union can be a good one.
Horse 37 Unfortunately, they are part.
Sheep 56 Probably not.
Monkey 81 Nice. They are compatible and stable.
Rooster 86 You are lucky enough to find each other.
Dog 62 Difficult but possible.
Pig 69 Why not? It's worth a try.


I disagree with some of garrick's stuff and a few of these numbers on my own experiments, but feel free to barf.

[MurderMayhem666]

Dependable, calm, methodical, patient, hardworking, ambitious, conventional, steady, modest, logical, resolute, tenacious. Can be stubborn, narrow-minded, materialistic, rigid, demanding
Although I disagree with "materialistic"; that seems backwards. I thought the Sheep was more like that.

Your compatible signs are the Snake and Rooster. By the way, SofaKing would be the Rooster.

If y'all want to check a weddings secondary perspective on a love life basis try here.
http://pages.infinit.net/garrick/chinese/ox.html
There is also a table at the bottom showing compatibility with the other signs.


Rat 88 A stable and steady relationship
Ox 72 Conservative! Mutually protect & provide
Tiger 33 Almost impossible to make it work.
Rabbit 72 This could work.
Dragon 52 Don't, two of you will fight constantly.
Snake 85 This union can be a good one.
Horse 37 Unfortunately, they are part.
Sheep 56 Probably not.
Monkey 81 Nice. They are compatible and stable.
Rooster 86 You are lucky enough to find each other.
Dog 62 Difficult but possible.
Pig 69 Why not? It's worth a try.


I disagree with some of garrick's stuff and a few of these numbers on my own experiments, but feel free to barf.

:shocked: OMG, I read a few lines from that link, that is scary. That is (for the most) a dead on target reading of me !!! :shocked:

[Iconoclast]

Huh, well I'm surprised (especially at the link).

I mean Kurt's reaction at the beginning, I am more used to that. Because so many people are realistically against zodiacal prejudice. (Plus the Rabbit follows this like an art :P and thus can still be realistic.)

Many people I know around the area I live in, without even asking them, are religiously against the zodiac stuff. A good deal of the people I know who co-operated agreed with you though, that this astrology predicted them well.

[MurderMayhem666]

Huh, well I'm surprised (especially at the link).

I mean Kurt's reaction at the beginning, I am more used to that. Because so many people are realistically against zodiacal prejudice. (Plus the Rabbit follows this like an art :P and thus can still be realistic.)

Many people I know around the area I live in, without even asking them, are religiously against the zodiac stuff. A good deal of the people I know who co-operated agreed with you though, that this astrology predicted them well.

:confused: I don't understand why people get so mad about when it comes to "old world practices". Fortune tellers, palm readers, wichi boards and anything dealing with the arcane. :confused:

[Iconoclast]

Ha-ha 'cause they're sheep, and you don't have time for them except to walk away back to work.

Man I remember when I joined this joint, CoolROM was flooded with sheep. chaos master, harger, pizzaman, hm firebird was getting close, man sheep were flying everywhere. Oh yeah not to mention myself, except I wasn't really flying just more, enjoying the view. :cool:

[Ryu]

I am a dragon.:D(seriously)

[Iconoclast]

Relations with sign Dragon

Rat 95 One of the best-arranged unions.
Ox 48 Don't, two of you will fight constantly.
Tiger 76 Despite minor difficulties, it's good for marriage.
Rabbit 85 Good team.
Dragon 34 They'll always compete against each other.
Snake 63 This might work.
Horse 57 Love at first sight, but will go downhill.
Sheep 74 A sound and stable relationship.
Monkey 82 Despite the differences, they'll do just fine.
Rooster 72 Balanced but not passionate.
Dog 55 With reservation. The dog might suffer.
Pig 87 An excellent match.

Again some of the numbers or descriptions here I think are a bit sensitive...but mostly true.

People lead and inspire in the Year of the Dragon.
Your compatible signs Rat and Monkey and enemy sign Dog.

So for what's left the poll, I know a couple people on this board born on the Snake's year, Kristaps said he was of the Monkey, so all the options would be full...except I don't believe I've ever met a Dog here. Alicia was very close to one, but the January-February offset set her to the Rooster sign.

[MurderMayhem666]

:D Just thought I should post so this wuld put it back on the first page. :)

[YukiCake]

Well I know that im that Year of the Rat.

People born in the year of the RAT are blessed with great personal charm. The Rat is adaptable, aggressive, and creative. Rat people are hard working, thrifty, and can save a lot of money. They are elegant by nature and strive for the better things in life. Bright and gregarious, rat's intellectual versatility is not always immediately recognized. Rat people make good business people, accountants, and bankers.

Ideal Partner: Dragon and Monkey

Well that what I found out about myself.Im not hard working.Can't save money at all."Rat people make good business people, accountants, and bankers." Im never going to get any of these jobs

[Iconoclast]

Yeah me personally, I just pay attention to the disposition. I mean being charming and eccentric, doesn't make everyone good with money. Sometimes the zodiacal prejudice seems off a scale.

Edgar Allan Poe, he was born on a year of the Snake. He was not clever with money. Of course if that still is a true trend of the sign, by all means, famous people can be revolutionary exceptions as can others due to factors such as suffering.

[Llorona Bonita]

monkey :D description was nice so yeah...

[Stone Cold]

Stone Cold was born on the sign on the whoop-as$

That's why Stone Cold can just whoop someone's as$ like Stone Cold can.

[kaosdeity]

You should check out random info. Plenty of ways to stay busy there once we sort out all of this ds business. ;)

[inferno5105]

I was born in the year of the rooster

[Kaerdoth]

Metal Rooster Ftw! :D

[tatsuya1221]

Metal Rooster Ftw! :D

post 666.....

[Kaerdoth]

post 666.....

DUUNNN DUNNN DUNNNNNNN

Haha I hadn't even realized xD

Technically it should be a bit more, lost around 200 or so but meh doesnt bother me really.

[Sonic]

The year of the Ox. It fit me down to every detail, scary. Lol.

[Ladyallred]

mine is the horse.

[Iconoclast]

Well we had a Snake here, but see he somehow kinda slithered himself into a ban. OrangePotater and Systemeth they are Snakes.

Since Wikipedia wiped the listings (backup somewhere...I can do better), I'm on my own with the rest.

The Year of the Horse is a time for grace and spirit. Horses are reserved in their thoughts and feelings, but no less do they believe in justice and humankind. For its enemy sign the Rat, "I don't care," is no crime to the heart but to production.

Compatible signs with the Horse are the Tiger and Dog, but like the Snake, they may stop for entertainment.

[Kaerdoth]

The Metal Rooster is extraordinarily talented, of all twelve Zodiac signs, this one is probably the most high-minded of them all, with a very clean line of thought. The Metal Roosters can distinguish right from wrong very clearly and it doesn't matter which direction they pursue, they always wind up going the right way. If they confront a maze, or big problem, they will immediately see a solution because of their analytical, logical way of thinking. Through their perseverance, any hurricane becomes an orderly thing of beauty, just like that!

The Rooster is highly compatible with: Ox & Snake
The Rooster has a harmonious relationship with: Horse & Pig
The Rooster has a difficult relationship with:Tiger, Goat, & Dog
The Rooster has a turbulent relationship with: Rabbit & Rooster

[SirAllred]

I am a Snake, i hide in Cardboard boxes....and smoke Marlboro Reds.

I also tend to forget the ablity to do simple things....Like Climb a Ladder.

[OrangePotater]

Oh Yea!
I'm a Snake, Baby!

[Klendathu]

Apparently I'm a Fire Dragon.

[SirAllred]

In that case i'm a trouser Snake.

[Iconoclast]

Yes it is still tough without some resources, but I'm glad to keep going.
(I know virtually nothing about the elements by the way / mine is Metal I think.)

Dragons are strong leaders. Their spirit comes mostly from love. Hope, from what I have gathered, to them may only seem compensation for weakness, when we have the enlightenment to change surroundings. Compatible signs are Rat and Monkey. I predicted Klendathu was a Rat, so I wasn't too far off.
In a world of only love, the Dragon seems to be the most powerful of the twelve signs, but its enemy sign, the Dog, confines judgment for personality.
I hope that didn't suck too bad.

The Snake is generous and valiant, but its enemy sign, the Pig, considers them overconfident of their invincibility. The Ox and Rooster listen to the Snake. Their virtues generally stem from love. Out of time tonight, farewell folks.

[Kaerdoth]

The five elements are wood, fire, metal, water, and earth.

In Chinese Astrology, the relationship between the five common elements seen on earth are fundamental and intricate. As on earth, each element is dependent on another element yet can trump and be trumped by another element. Together, the five elements of the Chinese Zodiac form a fluid environment with each element of similar strength.

For example, metal can contain water; water fosters the growth of trees which is wood; wood is the fuel for fire; fire burns out to leave ashes which return to the earth; and earth is compressed over time to create metal.

So there is a cyclical and rationale approach for this balanced philosophy for the elements in Chinese Astrology.

These five elements are also paired with the Chinese animal in the zodiac. Therefore, one could be a born in the year of the pig and fire, creating a "fire pig" like the year 2007. Or one could be born in the year of the "water dragon."

Heres a list of all the signs and their element dates, keep in mind that they are on a 60 year cycle, so if for some odd reason you don't see your date add/subtract 60 years til you do o_O

RAT:
Metal Rat
1900,1960

Water Rat
1912,1972

Wood Rat
1924,1984

Fire Rat
1936,1996

Earth Rat
1948,2008


OX:
Metal Ox
1901,1961

Water Ox
1913,1973

Wood Ox
1925,1985

Fire Ox
1937,1997

Earth Ox
1949,2009


TIGER:
Metal Tiger
1950,2010

Water Tiger
1902,1962

Wood Tiger
1914,1974

Fire Tiger
1926,1986

Earth Tiger
1938,1998


RABBIT:
Metal Rabbit
1951,2011

Water Rabbit
1903,1963

Wood Rabbit
1915,1975

Fire Rabbit
1927,1987

Earth Rabbit
1939,1999


DRAGON
Metal Dragon
1940,2000

Water Dragon
1952,2012

Wood Dragon
1904,1964

Fire Dragon
1916,1976

Earth Dragon
1928,1988


SNAKE:
Metal Snake
1941,2001

Water Snake
1953,2013

Wood Snake
1905,1965

Fire Snake
1917,1977

Earth Snake
1929,1989


HORSE:
Metal Horse
1930,1990

Water Horse
1942,2002

Wood Horse
1954,2014

Fire Horse
1906,1966

Earth Horse
1918,1978


LAMB
Metal Lamb
1931,1991

Water Lamb
1943,2003

Wood Lamb
1955,2015

Fire Lamb
1907,1967

Earth Lamb
1919,1979


MONKEY:
Metal Monkey
1920,1980

Water Monkey
1932,1992

Wood Monkey
1944,2004

Fire Monkey
1956,2016

Earth Monkey
1908,1968


ROOSTER
Metal Rooster
1921,1981

Water Rooster
1933,1993

Wood Rooster
1945,2005

Fire Rooster
1957,2017

Earth Rooster
1909,1969


DOG:
Metal Dog
1910,1970

Water Dog
1922,1982

Wood Dog
1934,1994

Fire Dog
1946,2006

Earth Dog
1958,2018


PIG:
Metal Pig
1911,1971

Water Pig
1923,1983

Wood Pig
1935,1995

Fire Pig
1947,2007

Earth Pig
1959,2019

[Sonic]

According to that, I'm a wood ox.

[Kaerdoth]

is it wright or true of chinese zodiac

say huh what? :skep:

[Iconoclast]

60-year-cycle...that's right I do remember an interleavance with this zodiac.

It's funny, there's this mental girl I know...I'm not going to get into the religious crap against zodiacal astrology, but apparently Miss "Pure/Virginal" especially doesn't like any of this. Duh, three years back, it was like, "Now, $myname, you really shouldn't be listening to Chinese." Now she's all manic-depressive, constantly reminding me of her intolerance.

This isn't a zodiac, however. She is a "fantasy geek".
http://www.arwen-undomiel.com/elvish/names.html

Lol, I hate it when people forget the dots in my nick.
Such as,
"Trust me, RJ, I really do know your first name."

But if I hate prejudice, don't I also love it? Simultaneously how can this not be?
"Ah well that's fairly common these days...just like, I know your middle name."

She looks somewhat disgusted, aggressively chewing meat off of her lunch course, avoiding eye contact.

Well I'll have to look more into the elements then...I have thought almost nothing of them until now.

[OrangePotater]

Oh yea, even better.
I'm a Earth Snake. That's the Sh1t.
Where do I find out my compatability with the others?

[Iconoclast]

If you check out the tables below of the pages linked here there's a compatibility approach.
http://pages.infinit.net/garrick/chinese/
http://pages.infinit.net/garrick/chinese/snake.html

I don't really trust that site all-around really, but as geometric fact for your astrological placement, you are most compatible with Ox and Rooster.
The opposite tribunal signs are Rabbit, Sheep, and Pig.
In-between are Rat, Tiger, Dragon, Horse, Monkey, and Dog, which are all signs that are intermediately adjacent to the second tribune--meaning ups and downs, as you are likely to share some things in common with them.

[OrangePotater]

My two Love interests are Horse and Rooster.
Not bad, now all I have to do is go find a ranch :p

[Iconoclast]

Hm, well not only are Snake and Horse on adjacent tribunes, they are adjacent on the zodiac. From what I've noticed, they project similar optimism, but the cause for their spirit and judgments draw them from another to the other semicircle.

Kameo, he was a Snake...he started out in love with Remorse, an old member here. She was a Horse...inside he felt really hurt by her cause for lies.

[OrangePotater]

I don't know any lying horse luckily.

[Iconoclast]

They are rather loyal, but nonetheless when they do lie I've seen some similarity in their judgments.

My father's an Ox. No I'm not fond of him...my Rooster bro is though but not me.

[SirAllred]

Damn i'm a Earth Snake......Lightning Snake was sounding a lil bit more catchy.

Kinda like a cool beverage, and or a type of lube.

[GameGeeks]

If you check out the tables below of the pages linked here there's a compatibility approach.
http://pages.infinit.net/garrick/chinese/
http://pages.infinit.net/garrick/chinese/snake.html

I don't really trust that site all-around really, but as geometric fact for your astrological placement, you are most compatible with Ox and Rooster.
The opposite tribunal signs are Rabbit, Sheep, and Pig.
In-between are Rat, Tiger, Dragon, Horse, Monkey, and Dog, which are all signs that are intermediately adjacent to the second tribune--meaning ups and downs, as you are likely to share some things in common with them.

Screw those sites. I have a chinese menue with the chinese zodiac on it. I'm a dragon. I get to eat you all. Also I feel sorry for anyone that's a rat.

[Iconoclast]

Screw those sites. I have a chinese menue with the chinese zodiac on it. I'm a dragon. I get to eat you all. Also I feel sorry for anyone that's a rat.

Yay I remember those.

It's great when we have offline sources ah?
The restaurant collages don't have the variety though. :D

That single site, man you trust those pages, keep one eye open at a thin level.

[GameGeeks]

:P I get one every year since usualy it saves me a few bucks and tends to look like a bamboo scroll which beats the cheap paper ones you have to buy.

[Iconoclast]

Those mofos tried to call me a Ram. What is a Ram ??? :confused: ??? Do you know, Murder?

I see the ratio of Sheep population, so high in the past, fell to the Dragons.

[GameGeeks]

A ram is basicaly a mountain goat.

[Iconoclast]

But NO, Ram doesn't turn out so much like a bull or an Ox.
Why does this Zodiac say I'm a sheep? I mean somebody's lying. Right Murder ??? :shocked: :D

[GameGeeks]

Wait, it's blame murder day? Can't belive I didn't mark that on my calinder.