Who would win In a fight out of us users on CoolRom.com?!

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

Who would win in a fight: Fierce Diety, Kurt, Jamblog, Admin., Kameo, Crazed Dragon, or...:D :D DarkWizard_PitchBlackX:D :D ?!

[Mjshl2]

Like an actual physical fight? Thats hard to say considering ive never seen what any of them look like. I think Kurt Vs Kameo would be the best match out of those. Then Chaos Master Vs Iconoclast even though they arent on the list.

[Kurt]

Ridley vs. DWPBX (DarkWizard) is something I'd pay to see.

[pizzaman]

Jambog vs. Kameo! That would be the most interesting. :D

[Kurt]

Or Pizzaman's smiley fetish vs Ziosw's complete lack of forum knowledge.

[Kurt]

Or Iconoclast vs All! Or a Free For All! I would have to change my name to "Crazy Legs O'Hoolie" or "Rod GroinFro" first, though.

[chaos master]

chaos master vs. your mothers, then the world, and then the omniverse!
and then it's you guys' turns.

[Crazed Dragon]

Who would win in a fight: Fierce Diety, Kurt, Jamblog, Admin., Kameo, Crazed Dragon, or...:D :D DarkWizard_PitchBlackX:D :D ?!wow my names in there!!! i have to say most people who try to hit me ether miss intierly or hurt them self

fight i like to see would be CMvs all comen coolrom users...that not a fight that be a *** kicking feaseta!!!

kurt vs all comen coolrom users... its the samething except kurts the winner

[chaos master]

comen? what's comen? you mean fiesta.

[Crazed Dragon]

comen? what's comen? you mean fiesta.you know i suck at spelling sound it out and you'll know what i meant:p

[Kurt]

I think he means "common". Typos seem to haunt his every move... :(
If you have a bad keyboard, you get a lot of typost unless you proofread most of the time. Try proofreading, it may be the thin line between life and death! Or, maybe I just made that up.

EDIT: Ooh, okay, you bet me to it. Well, at least I get bonus points for trying.

[Iconoclast]

Oh, God! This thread is SO FRICKIN' funny! You even put admin on the list.

I will run over there to all of your houses, one by one, slap you all so hard, there'll be a new entrance to the room you're in shaped a lot like your body the moment the formost atom of my finger touches you!

[Crazed Dragon]

I think he means "common". Typos seem to haunt his every move... :(
If you have a bad keyboard, you get a lot of typost unless you proofread most of the time. Try proofreading, it may be the thin line between life and death! Or, maybe I just made that up.

EDIT: Ooh, okay, you bet me to it. Well, at least I get bonus points for trying.common is corected and i really suck at spelling and gramer and ch eck what i type over the best i can

helpful hint on how to uder stand CD if you don't know what the word is sound it out you should get it

[Kurt]

Oh, God! This thread is SO FRICKIN' funny! You even put admin on the list.

I will run over there to all of your houses, one by one, slap you all so hard, there'll be a new entrance to the room you're in shaped a lot like your body the moment the formost atom of my finger touches you!
Oh, come on. You can't win if you're not vulgar. I admit, though, this thread is not being used at it's potential capacity. Come on, people, be clever!

[chaos master]

Oh, God! This thread is SO FRICKIN' funny! You even put admin on the list.

I will run over there to all of your houses, one by one, slap you all so hard, there'll be a new entrance to the room you're in shaped a lot like your body the moment the formost atom of my finger touches you!
Leave it to Iconoclast to get hyper off nothing... -_-

Real men slap with the whole hand!
I challenge you to a duel!

[Crazed Dragon]

of made this great thread?who ever dead should make a poll inculdeing the the top 10 posters on coolrom and witch one of them would win in a fight

[Kurt]

Leave it to Iconoclast to get hyper off nothing... -_-

Real men slap with the whole hand!
I challenge you to a duel! I said be vulgar! If your idea of vulgar is sissy hand-slapping, you're in for a suprise.

[chaos master]

Oh, come on. You can't win if you're not vulgar. I admit, though, this thread is not being used at it's potential capacity. Come on, people, be clever!
I'm going to pour a bucket of sausages and gravy on your head and run around your home screaming "GARBAGE IS DIRTY!!! WHO KNEW??? :O

[chaos master]

I said be vulgar! If your idea of vulgar is sissy hand-slapping, you're in for a suprise.
define vulgar

[Iconoclast]

Oh, come on. You can't win if you're not vulgar. I admit, though, this thread is not being used at it's potential capacity. Come on, people, be clever!Vulgar? I'll give it a try. "I will slap the **** out of you." Literally; you'll never have to take a crap again. Quite a mess, though.

It's strange. But I always feel, emotionally, like I like controversy and stuff, like I feel hated by the world. And I enjoy conflict a little. But when someone compliments me, admires me, or says something positive to me, I'm stunned. I guess I just feel used to being disrespected, which I feel I should be.

Even so, I don't like to get two users involved in a fight here for their sake. But if you want my opinion, I can't vote for myself here, so I'll say Kurt puts up a good argument. Or do you mean physically? Where are we going to 'meet' tonight and find out?!:devil:

[Iconoclast]

Hand slapping is not sissy when I slap you and there's a hole in the wall and you're gone in an instant like I just said.

"I will smash you so hard, your mamma will feel it." (Long-distance!)

Isn't vulgar like cussing and stuff?

[Iconoclast]

Leave it to Iconoclast to get hyper off nothing... -_-

Real men slap with the whole hand!
I challenge you to a duel!Oh, yeah, and you are like so CALM 24-7.

Yeah, you say that until I come over there and you hear the sound of your door being ripped out.

[chaos master]

Cute. If you wish to bring it, then bring it, I say! Nay, it is already BROUGHT!
I am calm 24-7. wtf? where did you get the impression the vulgar was cussing?
I think Icono****ed needs to take a nap.

[Crazed Dragon]

Cute. If you wish to bring it, then bring it, I say! Nay, it is already BROUGHT!
I am calm 24-7. wtf? where did you get the impression the vulgar was cussing?
I think Icono****ed needs to take a nap.vugar can describe swearing ie he used vagur langege **** i can spell the word

[Iconoclast]

Cute. If you wish to bring it, then bring it, I say! Nay, it is already BROUGHT!
I am calm 24-7. wtf? where did you get the impression the vulgar was cussing?
I think Icono****ed needs to take a nap.I sait s**tman and you called me vulgar, that's why.

If it's been brought, then why do I see scarlet handprints across you and I'm untouched? What a coincidence! Those handprints are shaped a lot like mine....

Right. I slapped you so hard, you can't even feel the pain. That's you ghost that's talking to me!

[chaos master]

I sait s**tman and you called me vulgar, that's why.

If it's been brought, then why do I see scarlet handprints across you and I'm untouched? What a coincidence! Those handprints are shaped a lot like mine....

Right. I slapped you so hard, you can't even feel the pain. That's you ghost that's talking to me!
Wow, I'm touched. Pervert. Iconoclast's a n00b. stfu

[Iconoclast]

Wow, I'm touched. Pervert. Iconoclast's a n00b. stfuYou'll be more than >>>touched<<< when I'm through with you! Not that you aren't already.

I'm a n00b? That's so vulgar it's basic. You angry at me? Think the anger equals all the times I was angry at you in the past? You think we're even?

Sigh. Look, CM, you're ruining this. I'm not angry at you; I'm just having fun. Now you know what it's like when you ****ed me off before. But that's not why.

[chaos master]

You'll be more than >>>touched<<< when I'm through with you! Not that you aren't already.

I'm a n00b? That's so vulgar it's basic. You angry at me? Think the anger equals all the times I was angry at you in the past? You think we're even?

Sigh. Look, CM, you're ruining this. I'm not angry at you; I'm just having fun. Now you know what it's like when you ****ed me off before. But that's not why.
I made you mad? Impossible.

[Iconoclast]

I made you mad? Impossible.WHAT? After all those arguments we had before and all that immature **** you used to throw at me, which took some cleaning up, you think I was never ****ed at you once? I should take your face and shove it up your ***!

[chaos master]

WHAT? After all those arguments we had before and all that immature **** you used to throw at me, which took some cleaning up, you think I was never ****ed at you once? I should take your face and shove it up your ***!
You're pushing it.:mad3: You peed at me? That's just wrong.

[Kurt]

Vulgar is not only cussing. For example, Pecker "the pecker" Peckerman.

[Kurt]

Don't point fingers, guys, or the last thing your crotch will see is my fist. Then it will be blind with pain.

[Fierce Deity]

I think CM was using sarcasm.

[Iconoclast]

You're pushing it.:mad3: You peed at me? That's just wrong.Pushing it? That's not a baby that's kicking from inside your stomach, that's **** colliding with your internal organs, you gender-confused hallucinogen-addict. Actually, it might be both.

[Kurt]

Remember, Random Jerk: my fist + your groin = pain.

[chaos master]

Pushing it? That's not a baby that's kicking from inside your stomach, that's **** colliding with your internal organs, you gender-confused hallucinogen-addict. Actually, it might be both.
Stop that.:mad3:

[Iconoclast]

Don't point fingers, guys, or the last thing your crotch will see is my fist. Then it will be blind with pain.What? This thread is about fighting and who would win. I'm fighting CM for fun, not because of anything personal or anger. You want me to stop?

[Kurt]

How many times must I threaten to groin-punch you guys?!

[Kurt]

What? This thread is about fighting and who would win. I'm fighting CM for fun, not because of anything personal or anger. You want me to stop?
No, I'm just following the same idea... heh. I *know* this is not personal, because if it was, this would be funnier.

[chaos master]

How many times must I threaten to groin-punch you guys?!
five hundred fifty two

[chaos master]

What? This thread is about fighting and who would win. I'm fighting CM for fun, not because of anything personal or anger. You want me to stop?
What am I supposed to do about it?

[Iconoclast]

Remember, Random Jerk: my fist + your groin = pain.What's that? Sorry, I couldn't hear you; I was busy yanking my fist out of your groin.

But seriously, you want me to stop? I'm not angry at you or anything; this is a fight thread.

[Iconoclast]

What am I supposed to do about it?Fight me, of course. How passive.

[Kurt]

What's that? Sorry, I couldn't hear you; I was busy yanking my fist out of your groin.

But seriously, you want me to stop? I'm not angry at you or anything; this is a fight thread.Of course not dude, I'm just having fun too. Sorry if I seem serious or something, I guess I do most of the time.

And your crotch is my new punching bag. It will replace Tasisty's as soon as I can find a way to get all the blunt objects out of it so I can dislodge it from the wall.

[chaos master]

What's that? Sorry, I couldn't hear you; I was busy yanking my fist out of your groin.

But seriously, you want me to stop? I'm not angry at you or anything; this is a fight thread.
It's not in me to fight you guys, and fighting is pretty lame. I mean, you claim to have a loss of hearing due to being to weak to stop molesting Kurt's crotch. Did he **** in your ears? I bet he did. My tail's gonna kick your butt!

[chaos master]

Fight me, of course. How passive.
But that seems so...immature.

[Kurt]

It's not in me to fight you guys, and fighting is pretty lame. I mean, you claim to have a loss of hearing due to being to weak to stop molesting Kurt's crotch. Did he **** in your ears? I bet he did. My tail's gonna kick your butt!
Stop staring at my crotch bulge, both of you!

[Crazed Dragon]

* out of no where CD comes in and kicks you all in the gut*

hahahahahahahahahahahah take that suckers!!!!!:devil:

[chaos master]

Stop staring at my crotch bulge, both of you!
I see you bought the big Kleenex box this time, Kurt. Is that where your socks went, as well? Good lord, I think it's moving!

[Kurt]

* out of no where CD comes in and kicks you all in the gut*

hahahahahahahahahahahah take that suckers!!!!!:devil:
*recovers from tummykick, rips CD's crotchy parts out, nails them to the wall along with Master Cheif's and Solid Snake's, laughs, cries self to sleep*

[Kurt]

I see you bought the big Kleenex box this time, Kurt.Of course I did. How else can I (cencored by "Peckerman") with my huge crotch?

[Iconoclast]

Of course not dude, I'm just having fun too. Sorry if I seem serious or something, I guess I do most of the time.

And your crotch is my new punching bag. It will replace Tasisty's as soon as I can find a way to get all the blunt objects out of it so I can dislodge it from the wall.Crotch punching bags. A good way to take your anger or jealously out on a figure of what you are punching. It must suck to not have balls. Then again, I could be wrong, as if you did, I would be done with Mairo's SSB (for N64) Up+A attack, and your balls would be in outer space!

[Crazed Dragon]

*recovers from tummykick, rips CD's crotchy parts out, nails them to the wall along with Master Cheif's and Solid Snake's, laughs, cries self to sleep*sob!!! i need those for ****ing!!!
* pulls out knife and stabes kurt 15.6 times*
take that!!!

[Kurt]

Crotch punching bags. A good way to take your anger or jealously out on a figure of what you are punching. It must suck to not have balls. Then again, I could be wrong, as if you did, I would be done with Mairo's SSB (for N64) Up+A attack, and your balls would be in outer space!
Nah, I was always partial to Yoshi's Forward-Smash Headbutt attack. Can you say Crotchbutt?

[Kurt]

sob!!! i need those for ****ing!!!
* pulls out knife and stabes kurt 15.6 times*
take that!!!
* is somehow made out of high-quality sniper rifle rounds with a crotch attached *
* crotch shoots flame *

[chaos master]

I'm bored and this thread isn't helping.

[Crazed Dragon]

* is somehow made out of high-quality sniper rifle rounds with a crotch attached *
* crotch shoots flame *wtf?!?! * shakes off what ever kurt did and attaks with dragon fighting skills*

[chaos master]

* is somehow made out of high-quality sniper rifle rounds with a crotch attached *
* crotch shoots flame *
*is flame retardant*
*pees on you*

[Iconoclast]

Nah, I was always partial to Yoshi's Forward-Smash Headbutt attack. Can you say Crotchbutt?I will use Kirby's Down+B attack as a sledgehammer to almost permanently pin your balls to the ground!

[Kurt]

Screw Kung Fu, Kirby Gay Fu and Flame Retardation/Pee Fu, I have Groin Fu! WHOOYAH! *smacks the three of you in the face with (cencored by "Peckerman")*

[Fierce Deity]

The sad part is, this is all on-topic.

[Crazed Dragon]

Screw Kung Fu, Kirby Gay Fu and Flame Retardation/Pee Fu, I have Groin Fu! WHOOYAH! *smacks the both of you in the face with (cencored by "Peckerman")*was that sopost to hurt?

*laughs in your face and headbutts you*

[Kurt]

The sad part is, this is all on-topic.
You know, that would have been extremely funny... but that little fatass smiley ruined it. *(cencored by "Peckerman")*

[chaos master]

Screw Kung Fu, Kirby Gay Fu and Flame Retardation/Pee Fu, I have Groin Fu! WHOOYAH! *smacks the three of you in the face with (cencored by "Peckerman")*
That was quite homosexual.
*rips your crotch off and throws it into the local brothel, where it betrays you and joins the dark zide*

Oh ho ho, now I will eat this slushie as I watch your anguish!
omg, brain freeze!

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O!!!!!!!

[Iconoclast]

I'm bored and this thread isn't helping.You want help? You had your chance!

OK, class. Today, I am going to teach you today's English lesson: Common sense.
Mr. Mario, what's common sense?
It's the use of your instincts to decide the best action for every moment in your life!
*smokes weed. Do you have to be common to have it?
No, silly...*****!!!...oops, thinking aloud. All you need is a body and a brain.
Do you need an *** so I can use it to run it the hell away when Iconoclast's here and I see my door being ripped open?
Momma mia! You uh one ****ing uh retard uh!

[chaos master]

You want help? You had your chance!
MOTHER:D ER!!

[Kurt]

That was quite homosexual.
*rips your crotch off and throws it into the local brothel, where it betrays you and joins the dark zide*

Oh ho ho, now I will eat this slushie as I watch your anguish!
omg, brain freeze!

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O!!!!!!!
You keep your anti-crotch ravings to yourself. *grows new crotch that is twice as big as before*
*punches CM's groin into outer space*

[Iconoclast]

MOTHER:D ER!!I will use the Master Hand's flick attack to flick your balls off the course so hard and far away that IF and when they return to you like a slingshot, they will slap you off the course!

[Crazed Dragon]

that it i'm going squirrely!!!

*uses squirrely wrath on all. all on floor hanging on a thread of life*

[chaos master]

ICONOCLAST IS THE :DINGEST :DTARD EVERAND HE IS SO :DING :DED UP THAT HE :DING MOCKED ME, HIS :DING SUPERIOR. I'M GONNA :DING RAM A :DING POLE UP HIS :DING :p AND POUR SOME :DING FRENCH :DING VANILLA PUDDING DOWN IT!!!!

[chaos master]

You keep your anti-crotch ravings to yourself. *grows new crotch that is twice as big as before*
*punches CM's groin into outer space*
*KILLS YOU WITH AN UZI*
:D YOU!!!!!!

[Iconoclast]

ICONOCLAST IS THE :DINGEST :DTARD EVERAND HE IS SO :DING :DED UP THAT HE :DING MOCKED ME, HIS :DING SUPERIOR. I'M GONNA :DING RAM A :DING POLE UP HIS :DING :p AND POUR SOME :DING FRENCH :DING VANILLA PUDDING DOWN IT!!!!CM, you won't post your picture, but I found your picture in the records of your school!

http://www.cprf.ru/clipart/misc/*******.jpg
*Edit: Well, screw that idea.

[chaos master]

CM, you won't post your picture, but I found your picture in the records of your school!

http://www.cprf.ru/clipart/misc/*******.jpg
*Edit: Well, screw that idea.
Wow, your retarded! I've baked a cake for you.

[Kurt]

Don't make fun of RJ because my crotch is huge and shoots flame. Jealosy will get you nowhere!

[Iconoclast]

Wow, your retarded! I've baked a cake for you.You say that, but explaining the cake you gave me, your local pshychiatrist scanned your brain and came up with this from your mind:

http://members.tripod.com/~exitme2/gifs9/wrench.gif

You should be a poet.

[chaos master]

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/2315/hoooweee7sr.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

OH MY :DING GOD, you found my secret base, er, clubhouse.

[Kurt]

Give me back my crotch-wrench!

Edit By Kurt's Conscience: I am truly sorry for all the crotch/groin/"Peckerman" jokes Kurt has made today. He is in an insanely happy mood because he got to see his friend for the first time in 4 years.

[chaos master]

You say that, but explaining the cake you gave me, your local pshychiatrist scanned your brain and came up with this from your mind:

http://members.tripod.com/~exitme2/gifs9/wrench.gif

You should be a poet.
I can't see it here/

[Iconoclast]

The question is: Which one of them is chaos master?

[Crazed Dragon]

Give me back my crotch-wrench!

Edit By Kurt's Conscience: I am truly sorry for all the crotch/groin/"Peckerman" jokes Kurt has made today. He is in an insanely happy mood because he got to see his friend for the first time in 4 years.is this friend a girl?if so that explians everthing...

[Kurt]

The one with no crotch.

[Crazed Dragon]

The one with no crotch.ahh good i have confired that you are not a closet case

[Kurt]

That didn't even make sense, you crotch-monger. Why are you so obsessed with my straightness? Are you trying to convert me? :shocked:

[Crazed Dragon]

That didn't even make sense, you crotch-monger. Why are you so obsessed with my straightness? Are you trying to convert me? :shocked:are you saying your gay?:skep:

[Kurt]

I just said I'm straight; look.
Why are you so obsessed with my straightness?
That means that you are obsessed with the true fact that I am straight.
El Stupido!

[Crazed Dragon]

I just said I'm straight; look.

That means that you are obsessed with the true fact that I am straight.
El Stupido!you also said are you tring to convert me? and that confused me

[Kurt]

I meant convert me to gayness. What are you crotching, er, implying?

Hey, this thread is baisically empty now. Victory!

[Crazed Dragon]

I meant convert me to gayness. What are you crotching, er, implying?

Hey, this thread is baisically empty now. Victory!ok lets end this convo we are both strieght and love hot women

kurt i think we are the only ones left...let battle to the end!!!!
*strikes with chain saw*

[Fierce Deity]

And, on this day, CoolROM.com died. It shall be missed.

[Crazed Dragon]

And, on this day, CoolROM.com died. It shall be missed.FD in here attak!!!

* dose 5 kick combo to FD*

[Fierce Deity]

*blocks 5 times*

*corrects grammar*

You get an F. F for friendly. And failing.

[Iconoclast]

And, on this day, CoolROM.com died. It shall be missed.Don't take all the credit! I helped, too!

[Crazed Dragon]

*blocks 5 times*

*corrects grammar*

You get an F. F for friendly. And failing.missed ay?

*dashes towads,fake left,jumps and dose 8 combo aireal attak*

[Kurt]

* hides nuke in pants, people mistake it for enormous crotch bulge *
* kicks the flaming CRAP out of CD *

[Crazed Dragon]

* hides nuke in pants, people mistake it for enormous crotch bulge *
* kicks the flaming CRAP out of CD **takes like a man then snaps kurts neck then stomps on him by doing a jig*

[Crazed Dragon]

I think...yes yes i am... I am the surviver!!! victory is mine!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!! :devil: :devil: :devil:

[Fierce Deity]

*dodges aerial attack*
*saves Kurt for saving me before*
*Raises hell*
*Has Tea Party with Hell*
*Fuses with Hell to create chaos*
*Destroys CD and uses his limbs to beat the remains of his corpse*

[Kurt]

You're not the survivor, CD. You're already dead, remember?

[Crazed Dragon]

*dodges aerial attack*
*saves Kurt for saving me before*
*Raises hell*
*Has Tea Party with Hell*
*Fuses with Hell to create chaos*
*Destroys CD and uses his limbs to beat the remains of his corpse*haha fool you can't kill the dead!!!
* rechenorates andthrows FD in the air and strikes with 55 sword combo FD falls to ground unconches...*

[Crazed Dragon]

You're not the survivor, CD. You're already dead, remember?too true but you know what i meant... right?

[Kurt]

Wrong. You're dead and therefore have no say in anything. :)

[Crazed Dragon]

Wrong. You're dead and therefore have no say in anything. :)hah!!! thats what you think!!!

* rips kurt's head off and kicks it at kurt's tiny crotch*

[Kurt]

hah!!! thats what you think!!!

* rips kurts head off and kicks it at kurts tiny crotch*
See, you're talking about "kurts". I'm Kurt, and my crotch bulge is bigger than your head. * smashes CD with crotch bulge, CD is a pile of goo *

[DarthBrady]

what the hell is going on here? :shocked:

Do I have to call up Chuck Norris and the Pine-Sol lady? Cuz I'll do it, just say the word. and the force shall make it so.

[Crazed Dragon]

See, you're talking about "kurts". I'm Kurt, and my crotch bulge is bigger than your head. * smashes CD with crotch bulge, CD is a pile of goo ** CD's goo jumps into Kurt's body,takes over and then kills Kurt*

HAH!!! in your face!!!! :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:

[Crazed Dragon]

what the hell is going on here? :shocked:

Do I have to call up Chuck Norris and the Pine-Sol lady? Cuz I'll do it, just say the word. and the force shall make it so.this ****ing melee man *strike DB with big ****ing hammer*

[Fierce Deity]

*Pinesol Lasy summons satan*
*Everyone Dies*

[DarthBrady]

this ****ing melee man *strike DB with big ****ing hammer*

*hammer stopped in mid-air by the force. DB then gets in the flying clown thing from the koopa fight in super mario world snes, and flies away, dodging the mortars and cannonballs. saying: hahaha you'l never take me alive coppers!

[Crazed Dragon]

*Pinesol Lasy summons satan*
*Everyone Dies*two thing wrong with that
1 you can't kill the dead
2 satan is my friend

*punches FD out*

[Crazed Dragon]

*hammer stopped in mid-air by the force. DB then gets in the flying clown thing from the koopa fight in super mario world snes, and flies away, dodging the mortars and cannonballs. saying: hahaha you'l never take me alive coppers!* blows up DB clown flying thingie with heat seaking missal

[DarthBrady]

* blows up DB clown flying thingie with heat seaking missal

clearly something wrong with that, I clearly stated that I dodged the missles, I have already vanished to the security of DarthBradys Lair, the New Death Star shaped like a giant N64 Controller! hahah!

[Fierce Deity]

I will now use my Cube fighter to shoot at your controller pack port, causing your controller star to explode.

Ever see the Robot Chicken where Darth Vader cries to the emporer about how his ship got blown up. On a telephone call. It's funny. I'll detail it if you want.

[Crazed Dragon]

clearly something wrong with that, I clearly stated that I dodged the missles, I have already vanished to the security of DarthBradys Lair, the New Death Star shaped like a giant N64 Controller! hahah!*sneaks in DB lair and stabs him tell i get bored*

* 5 hours later still stabing*

[pizzaman]

I'll take all you fools on!

[Crazed Dragon]

I'll take all you fools on!* snaek attak on pizzaman kicks head you fall to ground pick you up and toss you in air pulls out ozi and pump 100s of bullets in you*

[pizzaman]

* snaek attak on pizzaman kicks head you fall to ground pick you up and toss you in air pulls out ozi and pump 100s of bullets in you*
Then CD realizes that he has hit his comrade CM, and Pizzaman throws a granade that kills everyody except himself.

[Crazed Dragon]

Then CD realizes that he has hit his comrade CM, and Pizzaman throws a granade that kills everyody except himself.haha CM is not my comrade! you can't kill the dead many have tried all have failed

stikes pizzaman with BFH slaming him againest wall*

[pizzaman]

haha CM is not my comrade! you can't kill the dead many have tried all have failed

stikes pizzaman with BFH slaming him againest wall*
Damn it! I forgot about that dead thing. Oh well, I'm going to team up with you then, to kill everybody else, agreed?

[Crazed Dragon]

Damn it! I forgot about that dead thing. Oh well, I'm going to team up with you then, to kill everybody else, agreed?agreed.

KILL THEM ALL!!!

TAKE NO PRISONERS!!!

[chaos master]

I'll take all you fools on!
Famous last words *reloads magnum*

Hey, crazed_dragon, I have an offer: cruelly ditch pizzaman for no good reason and come work for me!

[Crazed Dragon]

Famous last words *reloads magnum*

Hey, crazed_dragon, I have an offer: cruelly ditch pizzaman for no good reason and come work for me!or you can join me and pizzaman liege of evilnessizum the dark side can all ways use more souls...

[chaos master]

or you can join me and pizzaman liege of evilnessizum the dark side can all ways use more souls...
NO WAI U HAXX! I will fight you to my last breath, and then I'll fight you without breathing!!

[Crazed Dragon]

NO WAI U HAXX! I will fight you to my last breath, and then I'll fight you without breathing!!you were gave'in your only chance...

*grabs CM by neck and slams him into ground kicks body and body goes slaming into wall shoots at CM's body on the wall*

[chaos master]

you were gave'in your only chance...

*grabs CM by neck and slams him into ground kicks body and body goes slaming into wall shoots at CM's body on the wall*
hellz yeah! you killed pizzaman good! next time, turn on the lights. it's much easier to see what you are doing.

*rips open a portal and goes...somewhere*
*closes the portal so you can't get your naughty paws on it*

[Crazed Dragon]

hellz yeah! you killed pizzaman good! next time, turn on the lights. it's much easier to see what you are doing.

*rips open a portal and goes...somewhere*
*closes the portal so you can't get your naughty paws on it**little does CM know(witch is VERY little) CD had put a tracker on him...comes threw new protal grabs CM and stabs him with sword CM falls to ground and CD hits with BFH a few times*

[chaos master]

*little does CM know(witch is VERY little) CD had put a tracker on him...comes threw new protal grabs CM and stabs him with sword CM falls to ground and CD hits with BFH a few times*
little do you know that you just killed the garbage man. open your eyes, lad!

[Crazed Dragon]

little do you know that you just killed the garbage man. open your eyes, lad!this time i won't miss!!! *CD uses squirrely wrath combo 28947570708 hits hit target CM deadCD get CM's mother to confirm the body then killz her too*

that what you get for being a smartass *****!!! thats my job!!!

[chaos master]

this time i won't miss!!! *CD uses squirrely wrath combo 28947570708 hits hit target CM deadCD get CM's mother to confirm the body then killz her too*

that what you get for being a smartass *****!!! thats my job!!!
Well done. You have passed level one of virtual training. Your rank is currently: pathetic. Would you like to continue, or should I smite you now?

[pizzaman]

CM is just acting like a bad sport because he's jealous of CD and me, and how well we are of a team. :nono:

[Fierce Deity]

I will betray Pizzaman! Me an CM can be partners.

[Crazed Dragon]

Well done. You have passed level one of virtual training. Your rank is currently: pathetic. Would you like to continue, or should I smite you now?how dare you mock me!!! bring it on *****!!!!!

*CD shape shifts into dragon and pulls out BMFS*

i'm ready...

[pizzaman]

I will betray Pizzaman! Me an CM can be partners.
In what exactally? Well I do hope you're talking about killing each other, because CD is already dead. It's impossible to kill him. :devil:

[Crazed Dragon]

In what exactally? Well I do hope you're talking about killing each other, because CD is already dead. It's impossible to kill him. :devil:thats right i'm a dead dragon of darkness and i'm ****ed off!!!!

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

*Rises in glittery glowing light*

So if your all done talking about beating eachother sensless then we can get to the "Yo' Momma..." Jokes. And if I were to unleash the full potential of my abillities and strike you all dead with my velvet chain attack then you all would be nothing but ash. And I would then summon my leigions of hell and take over the earth using my immortal powers granted by me from the sacrifice of my soul to my father Satan. I would then using my immortal powers revive you all then have you all fight to the last man standing for my entertainment. Oh and for you people who don't like the fire spectrums then you should probably kill yourself now. Because I'm going to reign over the earth for 1,000 years and when Jesus comes back Me and him will have the final confrontation that will decide if the earth remains in darkness for another thousand years of if it will assend into the light. Now I will revive you as my personally upgraded demons of hell to help me destroy him if you all swear to me that your souls are mine. And I all ready have the pinsol lady's soul so **** that Idea. And I'm allready a master of the darkside.

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

Oh and CD my dad wants his chainsaw back. And the missles. And if you don't stop throwing rocks at my window at 3:00 in the morning and then telling me the next day that it was supposed to be romantic. I'm going to Crystalize you! And Fierce Diety My dad says that he's going to burn your soul into an oblivion if he catches you messing with Hell again.:mad:

[pizzaman]

Oh and CD my dad wants his chainsaw back. And the missles. And if you don't stop throwing rocks at my window at 3:00 in the morning and then telling me the next day that it was supposed to be romantic. I'm going to Crystalize you! And Fierce Diety My dad says that he's going to burn your soul into an oblivion if he catches you messing with Hell again.:mad:
Are you and CD a couple or something? :nono:

[chaos master]

Are you and CD a couple or something? :nono:
No, but you and stupid are.

FD and CM will KEEL you! you can't say that! it's not in the book! wtf? a book in a helicopter!? no way!

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

No he's just always at the castle throwing rocks at my window. He knows that the restraining order doesn't expire until the 30th!


GTG c u all 2morrow!

[pizzaman]

FD and CM will KNEEL to you!
Yessiry! I totally agree with that.

[Fierce Deity]

I am a freakin Deity. Your dad acn't tell me what to do. Besides, if you think hell is bad, I'll unleash the wrath of heaven. Or something. Beyond the gate. wo0o0o0o0o0o0o0. I could make homunculi to attack you all.

[Crazed Dragon]

Oh and CD my dad wants his chainsaw back. And the missles. And if you don't stop throwing rocks at my window at 3:00 in the morning and then telling me the next day that it was supposed to be romantic. I'm going to Crystalize you! And Fierce Diety My dad says that he's going to burn your soul into an oblivion if he catches you messing with Hell again.:mad:he can have the chain and the missles saw back i got better toys now...and do i know you? are you a girl?your power of darkness interest me...

[pizzaman]

No he's just always at the castle throwing rocks at my window. He knows that the restraining order doesn't expire until the 30th!


GTG c u all 2morrow!
Okie dokie. CD better not be getting soft, or else it'll be CM and FD against me. And that's not fair for them.

[Fierce Deity]

No, but you and stupid are.

FD and CM will KEEL you! you can't say that! it's not in the book! wtf? a book in a helicopter!? no way!
You hear that? We win! Honestly. Oni Link and Sonic versus some sort of Pizzeria worker and a fox thing. I think we all know who wins. Dark Wizards are a dime a dozen. Two dimes if you are lucky. Join us now and we won't obliterate the lot of you.

[Crazed Dragon]

No, but FD and stupid me are.

PM and CD will KILL!!!why do you state the ovieous?

[Fierce Deity]

First of all, those are fabricated lies. Secondly, call Pizzaman Pizzaman or dough boy. Not PM. That is reserved for private message.

[Crazed Dragon]

Okie dokie. CD better not be getting soft, or else it'll be CM and FD against me. And that's not fair for them.me soft hah!!!*kills some random preson*

[Fierce Deity]

why do you state the ovieous?
*COUGH*OBVIOUS*COUGH*

[Crazed Dragon]

First of all, those are fabricated lies. Secondly, call Pizzaman Pizzaman or dough boy. Not PM. That is reserved for private message.acully his name is mother...not a tuff name...

[pizzaman]

You hear that? We win! Honestly. Oni Link and Sonic versus some sort of Pizzeria worker and a fox thing. I think we all know who wins. Dark Wizards are a dime a dozen. Two dimes if you are lucky. Join us now and we won't obliterate the lot of you.
Don't forget, I have connections with the Italian mob. That's right, I'm gonna go all mafia on your ***. :nono:

[pizzaman]

First of all, those are fabricated lies. Secondly, call Pizzaman Pizzaman or dough boy. Not PM. That is reserved for private message.
Or call me The Rock. Whichever you prefer.

[Crazed Dragon]

Don't forget, I have connections with the Italian mob. That's right, I'm gonna go all mafia on your ***. :nono:i am the dead dragon of darkness!!! sent here to do one thing... TO KILL FD AND CMand to get kurt to join the darkness

[chaos master]

Don't forget, I have connections with the Italian mob. That's right, I'm gonna go all mafia on your ***. :nono:
If by mafia, you mean anchovies, then you've halfway got my attention.

[chaos master]

i am the dead dragon of darkness!!! sent here to do one thing... TO KILL FD AND CMand to get kurt to join the darkness
what's new *****cat?! WHOAOAOAAO!!!

[Fierce Deity]

You can't kill me. The only one here who can kill me is CM, and we are on a team.

[chaos master]

heh, pizzaman is fat and ugly! OWNED!!

[pizzaman]

You can't kill me. The only one here who can kill me is CM, and we are on a team.
CM couldn't kill a worm if he stepped on it. :nono:

[chaos master]

You can't kill me. The only one here who can kill me is CM, and we are on a team.
Really? I'm flattered.

You can't kill me! Anything you say will just bounce right off of me!

[pizzaman]

heh, pizzaman is fat and ugly! OWNED!!
What a fantastic own by CM. I've almost been brought to tears.

[Crazed Dragon]

You can't kill me. The only one here who can kill me is CM, and we are on a team.shows what little you know about me...FOOL

[pizzaman]

Really? I'm flattered.

You can't kill me! Anything you say will just bounce right off of me!
Anything I say? I don't plan on talking you to death. :nono:

[Fierce Deity]

I could say something like An Irish Clan would detroy an Italian Mafia. So I win then.

[chaos master]

CM couldn't kill a worm if he stepped on it. :nono:
Only a ghetto pizzeria worker would be thinking about worms on the job! Shame on you!

[pizzaman]

I could say something like An Irish Clan would detroy an Italian Mafia. So I win then.
Well too late for that. The Italian Mafia will run Euorpe once more!

[pizzaman]

Only a ghetto pizzeria worker would be thinking about worms on the job! Shame on you!
Why? That's my secret ingredient.

[Fierce Deity]

I'm goin to bed. G'night everyone.

[Crazed Dragon]

I'm goin to bed. G'night everyone.good night...you won't awake if you sleep...

[chaos master]

Why? That's my secret ingredient.
Aha. I got it all on tape.

[pizzaman]

Aha. I got it all on tape.
Well you still can't prove anything!

[chaos master]

Well you still can't prove anything!
It's already on the news and I already sent the president his personal copy.

[chaos master]

good night...you won't awake if you sleep...
actually, it works exactly like that for me.

[Crazed Dragon]

It's already on the news and I already sent the president his personal copy.thats not going to help you win this fight...your alone now FD is gone...

[pizzaman]

It's already on the news and I already sent the president his personal copy.
Well how did you get it on tape, if I typed it? Lying is bad CM. :nono:

[pizzaman]

thats not going to help you win this fight...your alone now FD is gone...
Actually with FD on his side, we had a better advantage.

[Crazed Dragon]

actually, it works exactly like that for me.yes thats right you will BOTH die in your sleep this morning!!!

[chaos master]

Well how did you get it on tape, if I typed it? Lying is bad CM. :nono:
i recorded the typie sounds. busted,. you will all perish in time.

[Crazed Dragon]

Actually with FD on his side, we had a better advantage.yes but now he is not here to help him...

[chaos master]

yes thats right you will BOTH die in your sleep this morning!!!
my mom was asleep and she said shut up to a commercial involving singing cats. o.O

[pizzaman]

my mom was asleep and she said shut up to a commercial involving singing cats. o.O
LOL, that would look hilarious. :D

[Crazed Dragon]

my mom was asleep and she said shut up to a commercial involving singing cats. o.Othat was random...now BURN IN HELL!!!!!

[chaos master]

LOL, that would look hilarious. :D
SHADDUP!!!

[Crazed Dragon]

SHADDUP!!!NO YOU SHUT UP!!!

[chaos master]

that was random...now BURN IN HELL!!!!!
now that I think about it, it was hilarious :D

[chaos master]

NO YOU SHUT UP!!!
do shuttup

[pizzaman]

SHADDUP!!!
Enough spamming. :nono:
I think me and CM would be a great fight. I would probably knock him out cold. What do you guys think?

[Crazed Dragon]

do shuttupNO!!! YOU SHUT UP this is sopost to be a fight here

[chaos master]

NO!!! YOU SHUT UP this is sopost to be a fight here
NUH UH!! YOU MUST SHUT UP!

[Crazed Dragon]

the best team here to kill all would be me and DarkWizard_PitchBlackX why heres why

why me;
1 i'm a dead dragon of darkness sent from hell
2 you can't kill the dead
3 my powers limet are unknow
4 my posting speed is really fast

why DarkWizard_PitchBlackX;
1 she seems very powerful in darkness
2 she sugguest that her dad is satan
3 her frist fight comment was long and particaly schooled us all
4 __________left open till i learn more

[pizzaman]

I have the fastest posting speed, so all bow down. Except CD, because we're a team.

[chaos master]

I have the fastest posting speed, so all bow down. Except CD, because we're a team.
No, I'm faster!

[pizzaman]

No, I'm faster!
In your freakin dreams. I'm falling asleep waiting for you guys.

[chaos master]

No, I'm faster!
If I can do anything with dial-up, I'm practically god like.

[Crazed Dragon]

I have the fastest posting speed, so all bow down. Except CD, because we're a team.fyi my dayly posting is more than you look at my file

[chaos master]

fyi my dayly posting is more than you look at my file
because you're new

[pizzaman]

fyi my dayly posting is more than you look at my file
Yes, but you've only been a member for a week. It'll evantually go down. Mine was like 50 or 60 a while back too, but not no more.

[pizzaman]

because you're new
Now you're making short sentences so that you can post faster. What a selfish mother.......

[Crazed Dragon]

Yes, but you've only been a member for a week. It'll evantually go down. Mine was like 50 or 60 a while back too, but not no more.i have all summer to keep it up oh ya!!!

[chaos master]

Yes, but you've only been a member for a week. It'll evantually go down. Mine was like 50 or 60 a while back too, but not no more.
*cough*double negative*cough*

I will kill you by pouring scalding hot salsa on you!! MUAHAHAHHAHAH!!!

[chaos master]

i have all summer to keep it up oh ya!!!
No, you have to sleep and eat as well.:(

*kills you*

[pizzaman]

i have all summer to keep it up oh ya!!!
Post count doesn't really matter anyway. It's just a number.

[chaos master]

Post count doesn't really matter anyway. It's just a number.
a number like a fox! sad but true.

[Crazed Dragon]

No, you have to sleep and eat as well.:(

*kills you*i do both now and its up

CM get it threw your head THE DEAD CAN"T DIE!!!!!

[pizzaman]

a number like a fox! sad but true.
Post like this one that I'm quoting are called spam because they don't have anything to do with the topic.

Well who do you guys think is the strongest, physically, in the forum?

[chaos master]

i do both now and its up

CM get it threw your head THE DEAD CAN"T DIE!!!!!
ok, don't go getting your panties in a bunch

*vaporizes you with ghostbusters gun*

better?

[Crazed Dragon]

Post like this one that I'm quoting are called spam because they don't have anything to do with the topic.

Well who do you guys think is the strongest, physically, in the forum?i don't know what any of you look like but i'll say Kurt

[chaos master]

Post like this one that I'm quoting are called spam because they don't have anything to do with the topic.

Well who do you guys think is the strongest, physically, in the forum?
you. what do you mean spam?

[Crazed Dragon]

ok, don't go getting your panties in a bunch

*vaporizes you with ghostbusters gun*

better?you wish it was that easy don't you?

[pizzaman]

i don't know what any of you look like but i'll say Kurt
I think it's Jambog. Does anyone know where he went anyway?

[chaos master]

I think it's Jambog. Does anyone know where he went anyway?
even guessing is retarded. you know its me.

[pizzaman]

you. what do you mean spam?
CM, can you please get on topic. It's "Who would win In a fight out of us users on CoolRom.com?!"
Now who do YOU think is the strongest in CoolROM?

[pizzaman]

even guessing is retarded. you know its me.
What do you mean? That sentence didn't make any sense.

[chaos master]

CM, can you please get on topic. It's "Who would win In a fight out of us users on CoolRom.com?!"
Now who do YOU think is the strongest in CoolROM?
me, obviously

[pizzaman]

me, obviously
Sigh, then who would be the second strongest?

[Iconoclast]

Jesus Christ, you people post nightmares while I'm gone.

[Fierce Deity]

They post said nightmares while I am here. :(

[chaos master]

They post said nightmares when I am here and when I am absent.

[Kurt]

*posts a giant, 15 page, incoherent rant*

[pizzaman]

Actually we were talking about killing each other, so it was on-topic.

[Kurt]

Actually, you misunderstand me. The rant, had I posted it, would have killed you all.

[Iconoclast]

Actually, you misunderstand me. The rant, had I posted it, would have killed you all.Well, then, let's get this over with ahead of time.

*Jumps into volcano

[pizzaman]

Well me and Crazy Dragon made a pack to be a team and defeat everybody else in the forums!

[Iconoclast]

I'm bored. Thanks to you, chaos master.

[Kurt]

I think he left because of my merciless beatings and my giant, giant crotch.

[Iconoclast]

He ran from that, did he?

To CM: Run, *****, RUN!!!

[Kurt]

It's okay, I don't blame him personally. A lot of people hate me because of my enormous crotch. See, CM is no different from the rest of humanity.
*CM is in Asia by now*

[cherko]

I can kill you all! Look at my muscles (check my avatar)

oh, I forgot, I'm invisible...

[pizzaman]

I can kill you all! Look at my muscles (check my avatar)

oh, I forgot, I'm invisible...
I believe cherko, everybody be careful. :nono:

[Crazed Dragon]

I believe cherko, everybody be careful. :nono:hah! ya right i'll beleve him

i am a fully charge fighting machien who look'en for a fight?

[chaos master]

I'm bored. Thanks to you, chaos master.
What did I do?

[Crazed Dragon]

What did I do?you did every thing wrong in his eyes

[chaos master]

I can kill you all! Look at my muscles (check my avatar)

oh, I forgot, I'm invisible...
OMG!! I can see invisible people and he has so many muscles, that his body fat ratio is less than .00000000000000000000000000000000000001%!

[chaos master]

you did every thing wrong in his eyes
His sense of justice is, shall we say, 'impaired.'

[chaos master]

He ran from that, did he?

To CM: Run, *****, RUN!!!
It's not so funny the 37th time.

[Crazed Dragon]

has any one else rated this poll?

I gave it a 5star because it fun kicking all of your asses over and over again

[chaos master]

has any one else rated this poll?

I gave it a 5star because it fun kicking all of your asses over and over again
It's just another SNR. I should close dis ****.

[Crazed Dragon]

It's just another SNR. I should close dis ****.1 this isn't another srm thread this is for fighting and who is the best
2 your just mad cause people like it more than your srm thread
3 you are also mad because you get you *** handed to you in here

*punches CM twice in the face* this is a good thread

[chaos master]

1 this isn't another srm thread this is for fighting and who is the best
2 your just mad cause people like it more than your srm thread
3 you are also mad because you get you *** handed to you in here

*punches CM twice in the face* this is a good thread
I don't fight back to that because it would be immensely retarded as I have proven that in text, anyone can create an excuse to survive anything.

[Crazed Dragon]

I don't fight back to that because it would be immensely retarded as I have proven that in text, anyone can create an excuse to survive anything.well if you don't like it then don't post here its that simple

[chaos master]

well if you don't like it then don't post here its that simple
It's not that simple. I am a moderator, so I must view the thread whether I want to or not. And I do want to.

Anyhow, did iconoclast take out that indecent pic?

[Crazed Dragon]

It's not that simple. I am a moderator, so I must view the thread whether I want to or not. And I do want to.

Anyhow, did iconoclast take out that indecent pic?never seen it show me or do you not want people to see?

[chaos master]

never seen it show me or do you not want people to see?
the one where the girls are, um, doing stuff and he asked which one is me. IF IT IS STILL THERE, I WILL MAKE HIM PAY!!

[Crazed Dragon]

the one where the girls are, um, doing stuff and he asked which one is me. IF IT IS STILL THERE, I WILL MAKE HIM PAY!!well this is the place to do that...

YES YES bring out your rage!!! it your gate way to darkness!!! mu oo ah ah!!! :devil:

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

I am a freakin Deity. Your dad acn't tell me what to do. Besides, if you think hell is bad, I'll unleash the wrath of heaven. Or something. Beyond the gate. wo0o0o0o0o0o0o0. I could make homunculi to attack you all.

Who in the "Hell" do you think ivented the idea of artifically creating a human? Me. They were going to be my leigon of hell but then I found that they could be killed just like a human could. I disposed of the Idea... Until I realized I didn't dispose of all of them... One got out and released the story and process of how he came to be... Darn those creatures... But anyway he said it would be nice if you came over for dinner. And wear a tux. He likes those. And he said "lose the green hat!" But I am a freakin God! If you even try to take over heaven...I'll have my room-mate chugs take you down! So wasted!
And that is "The word."

[Crazed Dragon]

DWPB i see your on now check one of my old post here i was talking to you...

[pizzaman]

the one where the girls are, um, doing stuff and he asked which one is me. IF IT IS STILL THERE, I WILL MAKE HIM PAY!!
You serious?! Let me see! Lol that would be hilarious.

[Kurt]

DarkWizard, could you tack on a poll or something? I think this thread is getting further and further into retardation without one.

[pizzaman]

DarkWizard, could you tack on a poll or something? I think this thread is getting further and further into retardation without one.
Lol, that's a little hard, don't you think?

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

And I have decided to spare: Fierce Diety... And PizzaMan! But as for Chaos master you have only one choice for redemption! As my personal attorney. But first I want you to get me some Txt. coffe! I want to kill somthing! Maybe a druggie or two!

[Crazed Dragon]

DarkWizard, could you tack on a poll or something? I think this thread is getting further and further into retardation without one.i like the thread now but a poll would be good...

[Kurt]

Lol, that's a little hard, don't you think?
No. All we're getting now is wierd, wierd inneudo, strange quotes, and half-threats.

[pizzaman]

And I have decided to spare: Fierce Diety... And PizzaMan! But as for Chaos master you have only one choice for redemption! As my personal attorney. But first I want you to get me some Txt. coffe!
It's because of my fantasicular skills, isn't it?