Post Your Personality! (or not.)

[Kurt]

NOTE: This is a SNR-retardant thread, approved by God himself.

Okay, in this thread you're going to post your personality. Be creative, but don't make stuff up. Be detailed, but don't be boring. If you're commenting on someone else's post, be honest, but don't be an asshat.



Just try to sum up your personality in a few paragraphs.

NOTE: Link removed because I read it and it was stupid.

[pizzaman]

Well my name is Lorenzo.
I like to play basketball, and sleep.
I learn things on the computer really fast, but sometimes I just don't want to becasue of the boringness.
I have a anger problem, but not an anger conrtol problem.
I'm a pretty nice guy, but extreamly lazy.
I'm thin and weigh 150 Lbs at 6'2". I'm 50% Italian, 12.5% German, and 37.5% Ukrainian.
I speak Italian, Russian, and English.
I hope that sums it up.

[Kurt]

Sounds good, let me try.

First of all, my name is Kurt Lastname.
I kickbox, surf, and play soccer, and let's just say that I'm not world-class material at any of them.
I tend to learn fast, unless said material is useless or boring, in which cases I tend to make fun of it.
I like making jokes and am not as funny using text as I am vocally. I also like to say the words "groin" and "crotch".
I have a very slight anger problem. Now, you may be saying "DENIAL, DAMMIT! DENIAL!", but you're totally wrong for two reasons.
1. I am a fun-loving person who likes to crack far too many jokes, some of which are taken too seriously for reasons beyond my comprehension
2. I almost never get angry without sever provocation.
I speak English, and some Spanish and French.
I used to work FAR too much for the past two years, but I do not immediately find any need for money right now so I work part-time for a construction site (a small mall, should be finished soon). After I'm done working there, I will work at the Yellow Pages adding cell numbers.
I can be rude sometimes, but just sometimes.
I like getting to know other people.
I do not like shallow people or people with false personalities.
I do not like selfish people or egomaniacs.
I have mild schizophrenia.
I tend to hang around people that have mental disabilites and I cannot for the life of me figure out why. Almost half my friends are disabled in some way.
I am into retro pop culture, retro rock, mid-80's through mid-90's grunge rock and metal, retro and current gaming, and I collect old surfboards.
Actually, I collect a number of things.
I assembled my own computer in 2003, later adding RAM and a new graphics card, and it seems to work fine except for that whole Nero Incident thing.
I can't think of anything else.

Crotch.

[Fierce Deity]

Do you really have schizophrenia, or was that a joke?

[pizzaman]

Do you really have schizophrenia, or was that a joke?
What is that anyway?
Pluse, Kurt, you kickbox? Do you just regularly box, or just kickbox?

[Kurt]

It ain't a joke. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizophrenia)That would be cruel and inhuman.

...:)

My psychologist told me I had it about, say, eight years ago and I've never really cared. Neither, I might add, has anybody else.

[Kurt]

What is that anyway?
Pluse, Kurt, you kickbox? Do you just regularly box, or just kickbox?Pluse? Yeah, it's called "kickboxing", but in my case it's just boxing with slightly modified rules, none of which I have bothered to remember.

[Fierce Deity]

Well, I know what Schizophrenia is, I have had a lot of psychology classes.

1. You were probably misdiagnosed, as psychologists like to do that, amybe because they get more money in medication referrals, I don't know....

2. If you do have schizophrenia, it is probably because you had a psychologist in the first place.

3. I don't care either, you seem fine to me. As long as you don't turn into Clem, your alter-ego, with the ability to spit fire and act dumber than the average pinecone, I'm fine.

[Kurt]

Well, I know what Schizophrenia is, I have had a lot of psychology classes.

1. You were probably misdiagnosed, as psychologists like to do that, amybe because they get more money in medication referrals, I don't know....

2. If you do have schizophrenia, it is probably because you had a psychologist in the first place.

3. I don't care either, you seem fine to me. As long as you don't turn into Clem, your alter-ego, with the ability to spit fire and act dumber than the average pinecone, I'm fine.
The only signs of schizophrenia I seem to have (by my own observations) are random mood swings. Whatever, though. It hasn't affected my life even if I do have it.

[Kurt]

Anyway, someone post something else. I finally make a non-stupid thread and you guys reward it by leaving it alone to die? I don't think so. Not on my watch, anyway.

[Fierce Deity]

Okay, my personality.

I am pretty smart, and I catch onto things really quick.
I am really realistic about everything, including my own abilities, so this is often mistaken for arrogance.
I pretty compassionate, and a generally nice person, and I try to avoid conflict when it is pointless.
Stupid people aggravate the living hell out of me.:mad2:
I like hanging out with people who make me laugh. I just generally like funny things. e.g. family guy, south park etcetera. The person on CoolROM who most fulfills my hilarity necessity is Kurt. Second would probably be Iconoclast.
I also like to hang out with intelligent people. I like discussing intelligent things, and learning about complicated things, especially when they involve computers. The person on CoolROM who most fulfills my intelligence requirement is Iconoclast. Second would prolly be Kurt.

Also, I am a stickler for grammar. Things like the below, **** me off.

I wonderng ef eny uf yu gies hav the laytest rOm?

This is even worse:

1 4m t3h l33t b3573s7!!1 Y0u 4m t3h suckz0rzz!!1

That is me, ina nutshell, as it were....

[Kurt]

I'm surpised CM has stayed out of this topic so far, heh. Is it part of his "acting mysterious" persona?

Also, I can't deal with stupid people either, FD. Your best bet is just to walk briskly away from them like they just asked you for a weasel.

[Fierce Deity]

There you go again, with the hilarity thing. Who the hell asks you for weasels, anyhow?

Pardon me sir, I was wondering if you happened to have a spare weasel about you?

[pizzaman]

Also, I can't deal with stupid people either, FD.
Then we're all the same in a way. :D

Oh and I forgot to mention a couple of things.

I am straight.
I'm 14 and will be turning 15 soon.
I enjoy emulation, and games, but I get bored really easy.
I have 52 cousins.
I'm getting an Xbox soon.

[Fierce Deity]

52 cousins? Jeez, what wer ethey trying to find a new means to make dog food? Soylent Pizza!

[Kurt]

More random info:
I have been playing the games Guild Wars, Counter-Strike: Source, X-Men vs Street Fighter and Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 (Dreamcast edition) nonstop for the past couple of weeks. As soon as I feel like it, I'll go out and buy World Of Warcraft because I am the closest thing to a Blizzard fanboy you're ever going to find.
I hate most kinds of hype.
I have 10 or so cousins, all on my mom's side.
I am (hopefully this will end the jokes about my "crotch groin" obsession) completely straight, unlike (deleted by "Pecker 'the pecker' Peckerman").
I'm 18, turning 19 on Dec. 5th.
I just lost my toothbrush for the fifth time in ten minutes.
EDIT: Also, sometimes I spell things wrong or make typos. I don't know why this happens, but it's almost guarenteed that I will make some kind of grammatical or spelling error every ten minutes, even if I'm nowhere near a computer.

[pizzaman]

52 cousins? Jeez, what wer ethey trying to find a new means to make dog food? Soylent Pizza!
Well IDK what they were trying to do, but looks like they won the jackpot. It's fun having a lot of cousins though.

[chaos master]

I am chaos master and:

I play games
I am pretty tall and slim
I hang out on CoolROM when I'm bored

[Fierce Deity]

More random info:
I have been playing the games Guild Wars, Counter-Strike: Source, X-Men vs Street Fighter and Marvel Vs. Capcom 2 (Dreamcast edition) nonstop for the past couple of weeks. As soon as I feel like it, I'll go out and buy World Of Warcraft because I am the closest thing to a Blizzard fanboy you're ever going to find.
I hate most kinds of hype.
I have 10 or so cousins, all on my mom's side.
I am (hopefully this will end the jokes about my "crotch groin" obsession) completely straight, unlike (deleted by "Pecker 'the pecker' Peckerman").
I'm 18, turning 19 on Dec. 5th.
I just lost my toothbrush for the fifth time in ten minutes.
EDIT: Also, sometimes I spell things wrong or make typos. I don't know why this happens, but it's almost guarenteed that I will make some kind of grammatical or spelling error every ten minutes, even if I'm nowhere near a computer.

Holy CRAP!!!! I turn 18 on December 5th. You are exactly one year older than me. Except, I was born at 6:11am, so we are probably different by a little bit.:p

[Kurt]

I am chaos master and:

I play games
I am pretty tall and slim
I hang out on CoolROM when I'm bored Wow, thanks for the highly detailed insight into your life.

[Fierce Deity]

At least comment on us having the same birthday, Kurt! :p

[Iconoclast]

Woah, I didn't know you guys had the same birthday.

I have nothing on-topic to say. I don't feel I can say much about my personality. Well, maybe a few things:

I am, too, picky about spelling and grammar.
I am autistic.
I can tend to be paranoid.
I have anger problems.
I feel I know how to persuade people, but I forget my caution.
I like RPG games the best.
I hate people who smile. There's this ****ing idiot in my gym class over here. She's black, which I don't mind; I'm not racist, fat, which I don't blame people for, she's always beaming with that stupid smile on her face, and she's always walking slow. When we're playing baseball, she just walks towards the ball and then starts running like a grandma with that stupid constant smile, chewing gum, trying to embarass people. She's so ugly; why would I feel embarassed by her? And in that stupid Irish dance I was forced to do with her, he kept smiling and chewing gum with her mouth open like a ****ing horse, and I help my breath. Smelled like carrots. And she was born on the Year of the Horse, too, like everyone else in Sun Prairie that I hate. Idiots smiling like that. Sometimes these people over here make me wonder why 9-11 didn't happen over here. The world's ****ed up! So I named myself 'Iconoclast'.

[chaos master]

Sometimes these people over here make me wonder why 9-11 didn't happen over here.
You're ****ed up if you just said that.

[Iconoclast]

You're ****ed up if you just said that.According to dicionary.com, I didn't say it. I didn't move my tongue. But I did type it.

Oh, was 9-11 sad? Did it hurt? You make me vomit, sometimes. Man, life is hell. Sometimes I wish I was dead like them. You don't know what it's like over here.

[Iconoclast]

And if I am ****ed up, I'm proud of it. If it's one thing I don't like in people, it's sensitivity. I'd rather live with a bunch of insensitive people. As long as they don't EXPRESS their sensitivity openly, I don't get angry about it. But it's my disability, isn't it? To not understand.

[Fierce Deity]

Wow, you are one F***ed up kid, RJ. Jeez. Not only to you hate people who smile, but you hate sensitivity. You are like the freakin anti-christ, hating all that is good and pure.

Anyhow, thought I'd break the ice. Now you guys can get back to saying your personalities unhindered by the creepy kid who hates happiness.

[Kurt]

Well FD, I was born at like 12:11 AM, so I have determined we are not blood-mates or something wierd like that.

I'm pretty tired right now, but Iconoclast's anti-humanistic rants have caught my attention and I will respond soon.

[Fierce Deity]

Yay, you are exactly 6 hours older than me. Exactly. Not creepy.

EDIT: Oh yeah, and a year. 1 year, 6 hours. Still, semi-creepy.

[Kurt]

Yay, you are exactly 6 hours older than me. Exactly. Not creepy.

EDIT: Oh yeah, and a year. 1 year, 6 hours. Still, semi-creepy.
Not as creepy as RJ's scary mood swings! Ha ha!

[pizzaman]

Well I have a few things to say, but you guys don't have to read them. Like CM said, I'm an asswhipe;

9-11 is sad, but if you die, you die. I think that when you die, you die for a reason. If you died on that day, in those towers, then that was your day.
Iconoclast, you shouldn't be angry at the world. The world is not bad, it's the people in it that are bad.
IDK why you say that you want to be dead. Life is a gift, use it. I seriously think EVERYBODY here should watch "The Omega Code II," "Life is Wonderful," "Life is Beatiful," and "Forest Gump." Those are the best movies ever that show meaning in life. Even though no one will probably go and rent these, I'll still post them for you people who might.

[Kurt]

Well I have a few things to say, but you guys don't have to read them. Like CM said, I'm an asswhipe;
9-11 is sad, but if you die, you die. I think that when you die, you die for a reason. If you died on that day, in those towers, then that was your day.
Iconoclast, you shouldn't be angry at the world. The world is not bad, it's the people in it that are bad.
IDK why you say that you want to be dead. Life is a gift, use it. I seriously think EVERYBODY here should watch "The Omega Code II," "Life is Wonderful," "Life is Beatiful," and "Forest Gump." Those are the best movies ever that show meaning in life. Even though no one will probably go and rent these, I'll still post them for you people who might.I am far too tired to address both you and Iconoclast on these points, but let me just say a couple things.
Uno: Iconoclast doesn't really know what he's talking about. I don't care how smart he thinks he is or how smart he is, but he is definitely not in-the-know as far as this stuff goes.
Dos: Hating happy people is stupid. Even if they are happy for no reason, it means they have a better outlook on life than most people, which is priceless.
Tres: "I'm not racist, fat, which I don't blame people for, she's always beaming with that stupid smile on her face, and she's always walking slow."
That sentence makes absolutely no sense to me. Maybe my brain chemistry is not able to accept incoherency (RegalSin being an example of this), but I really think you're just spouting off nonsense and hoping to pass it off as something recognizable. Now, I have nothing against you, I just think you need to lighten up and drop the fake mysteriousness and world-hate.
Quatro: You wish 9/11 happened there? I have no idea how to reply to that thought. Congratulations, you broke Kurt's brain.

[chaos master]

I watched Life is Wonderful, or maybe it was Life is Beautiful. It was the one about the Holocost and those Italian dudes.

[pizzaman]

I watched Life is Wonderful, or maybe it was Life is Beautiful. It was the one about the Holocost and those Italian dudes.
What's Holocost? Life is wonderful is about this guy who wishes that he's dead. Then so and so happens and he realizes that without him a lot of people would change. You'd have to see if.

Life is Bueatiful is about this Jewish family. The dad and son go to a consintration camp, and he tells the son that it's all a game, so it won't scare him. It's one of the sadest films ever, but it's a good one.

[Kurt]

BTW CM, are you gonna post more about your own self? I'm interested in your take. Or possibly I'm just trying to keep this thread from dying.

[chaos master]

What's Holocost? Life is wonderful is about this guy who wishes that he's dead. Then so and so happens and he realizes that without him a lot of people would change. You'd have to see if.

Life is Bueatiful is about this Jewish family. The dad and son go to a consintration camp, and he tells the son that it's all a game, so it won't scare him. It's one of the sadest films ever, but it's a good one.
Oh yea, I have seen both of those multiple times.

[chaos master]

BTW CM, are you gonna post more about your own self? I'm interested in your take. Or possibly I'm just trying to keep this thread from dying.
Do I have a take on myself? I've never thought about it. Maybe....

[pizzaman]

BTW CM, are you gonna post more? I'm interested in your take on yourself. Or possibly I'm just trying to keep this thread from dying.
This thread is awesome! It won't die for at least a couple of hours. :D


CM is too mysterious to post about himself, though.
*PizzaMan shoots himself in the head.

[Fierce Deity]

I am pretty sure that one movie is called It's a Wonderful Life, not life is wonderful. It is in Black and White, right?

[Kurt]

Anyway, my formal response to Iconoclast: What you just said was one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. In no point of your post did I get the feeling you were making a valid point, or indeed an ounce of sense. You seem to prefer to draw on some kind of faux-bull**** anti-humanistic ideals that involve hating happy people and wishing 9/11 happened again.

[pizzaman]

I am pretty sure that one movie is called It's a Wonderful Life, not life is wonderful. It is in Black and White, right?
Damn it! Yes, FD, you are right again. It's a wonderful life. I'm surprised no one watched( As it seems. ) Forest Gump. That movie is the bomb!

[Fierce Deity]

yay! 9/11 repeat! Anyhow, Cuatro is spelled like that. Not Quatro.

[pizzaman]

yay! 9/11 repeat! Anyhow, Cuatro is spelled like that. Not Quatro.
Has everybody gone mad? No one ever realizes that my posts are significent. It's like fighting with a brick wall.

[Kurt]

I've definitely seen A Wonderful Life, just not Life is Wonderful. :) Probably my favorite Christmas-themed movie of all time, alongside with A Muppet Christmas Carol.
And cuatro, not quatro. For some reasion, I put Quatro, possibly because I was thinking of this (http://www.schickquattro.com/).

[Kurt]

Has everybody gone mad? No one ever realizes that my posts are significent. It's like fighting with a brick wall.
Yeah, well, nobody responded to my last two posts either. What is there to say? Apparently, we were completely right, at least until Iconoclast shows up.

[pizzaman]

Yeah, well, nobody responded to my last two posts either. What is there to say? Apparently, we were completely right, at least until Iconoclast shows up.
Well I know this is off-topic, sort of at least, but sometimes IDK what to say. You make good point Kurt, and if I'm on your side, which I am ATM, I shouldn't reply. Well that's my theory anyway, I just said it so you knew.

[Fierce Deity]

lmao, the razor. They have like 6 or 7 blades now. Why don't they just cut to the chase and have 100 blades???

[Kurt]

lmao, the razor. They have like 6 or 7 blades now. Why don't they just cut to the chase and have 100 blades???
Possibly because it would become a whirling avalanche of flesh and blood every time someone put it to their face and it would be banned by the US government within a day. I know what you're thinking: That would be awesome.

And Pizzaman, if you agree with someone, but not completely, you should say what you think the person was wrong about. Remember folks, your opinion counts!

[pizzaman]

lmao, the razor. They have like 6 or 7 blades now. Why don't they just cut to the chase and have 100 blades???
I have no idea, but you should use it! (j/k)
Anyways, back to topic.
I forgot to mention that I'm Pentecostal. I know FD will probably look this up, so I'll just say that it's a Christian religion.

[chaos master]

Damn it! Yes, FD, you are right again. It's a wonderful life. I'm surprised no one watched( As it seems. ) Forest Gump. That movie is the bomb!
I have that movie somewhere, but I never watched it. Life is indeed like a box of chocolates, and you people are the coconut ones. Eww...

[pizzaman]

Possibly because it would become a whirling avalanche of flesh and blood every time someone put it to their face and it would be banned by the US government within a day. I know what you're thinking: That would be awesome.

And Pizzaman, if you agree with someone, but not completely, you should say what you think the person was wrong about. Remember folks, your opinion counts!
I know I do post if that happens, but if I completely agree, I'll just no reply. I read almost every post, so if I don't reply on your points of view, consider that I agree with you.

[pizzaman]

I have that movie somewhere, but I never watched it. Life is indeed like a box of chocolates, and you people are the coconut ones. Eww...
I thought I was the ***whipe one, CM? You should watch the movie though, it's really good. And post your personality already!

[chaos master]

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

-I am very tall
-I play lots of games
-I am pretty good at games, and I've improved quite a bit in the last few years
-I am catholic, hooraaaaaaaaay!
-I type without proper finger placement. so sue me.
-My hobbies include: games
-I like to collect games and state quarters. egads!
-Iconoclast loves me!
-I prefer pants over shorts, and jeans and t-shirt over sweatsuits and what not
-I have black sneakers. Fear the reaper!
-My shoe size is 14, so I find many dead animals and crud under my shoes after walking for about 10 minutes
-I play basketball a bit, as well.
-I'm a baaaaaaaaaaad man.
-I am likable, I suppose, if you all don't hate me yet. Or do you?
-I don't like to be bored and I will desperately search for something fun if necessary
-I am straight, if you perverts must know.
-I am pretty strong, but mostly due to my size. My berserker attack is devastating!
-I am sorta fast if I put any effort into it and I'm wearing non-baggy clothing.
-I prefer Coca-Cola over Pepsi. So kill me and stuff my body into the toilet.
-I'm a Sonic fan.
-My IQ is 136.
-My goal as of now is to learn Flash
-I wear glasses. The thin kind that you can look over if you want.
-I have a rugged beard, and I must shave for school.

[chaos master]

I thought I was the ***whipe one, CM? You should watch the movie though, it's really good. And post your personality already!
What are you trying to pull? I said that because:

1. you said it first, so I didn't choose that word
2. you're annoying sometimes

Why do you repeat that?

[Kurt]

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

-I am very tall
-I play lots of games
-I am pretty good at games, and I've improved quite a bit in the last few years
-I am catholic, hooraaaaaaaaay!
-I type without proper finger placement. so sue me.
-My hobbies include: games
-I like to collect games and state quarters. egads!
-Iconoclast loves me!
-I prefer pants over shorts, and jeans and t-shirt over sweatsuits and what not
-I have black sneakers. Fear the reaper!
-My shoe size is 14, so I find many dead animals and crud under my shoes after walking for about 10 minutes
-I play basketball a bit, as well.
-I'm a baaaaaaaaaaad man.
-I am likable, I suppose, if you all don't hate me yet. Or do you?
-I don't like to be bored and I will desperately search for something fun if necessary
-I am straight, if you perverts must know.
-I am pretty strong, but mostly due to my size. My berserker attack is devastating!
-I am sorta fast if I put any effort into it and I'm wearing non-baggy clothing.
-I prefer Coca-Cola over Pepsi. So kill me and stuff my body into the toilet.
-I'm a Sonic fan.
-My IQ is 136.
-My goal as of now is to learn Flash
-I wear glasses. The thin kind that you can look over if you want.
-I have a rugged beard, and I must shave for school. Nice one, but you forgot the fact that you have to sometimes, and I quote from memory, "have to wear baggy pants at school" in case you get "aroused".

[pizzaman]

What are you trying to pull? I said that because:

1. you said it first, so I didn't choose that word
2. you're annoying sometimes

Why do you repeat that?
1. Because it's annoying.
2. You are not a good mannered person. If I were there I would slap you for what you didn't do.

[pizzaman]

Nice one, but you forgot the fact that you have to sometimes, and I quote from memory, "have to wear baggy pants at school" in case you get "aroused".
LMFOA! Now that wasn't funny, it was hilarious. :D

[chaos master]

I assembled my own computer in 2003, later adding RAM and a new graphics card, and it seems to work fine except for that whole Nero Incident thing.
Is it hard to build a computer? Are there instructions? Did you buy the parts or build them? Confussing

[Kurt]

LMFOA! Now that wasn't funny, it was hilarious. :D Does my hilarity arouse you?

Okay, I apologize for the above joke. But I swear he said that.

[chaos master]

LMFOA! Now that wasn't funny, it was hilarious. :D
ty.

I think I need to wear those pants everywhere.

What did I not do? I am the best mannered person in the world!!

[chaos master]

Does my hilarity arouse you?

Okay, I apologize for the above joke. But I swear he said that.
I did. It's mine, but you can have it. I'll pay you to take it, because my personality is so generous.

[pizzaman]

ty.

I think I need to wear those pants everywhere.

What did I not do? I am the best mannered person in the world!!
1. Were you serious? I can control myself as a matter of fact!
2. Several things, but if you were good mannered you should now.

[Kurt]

I did. It's mine, but you can have it. I'll pay you to take it, because my personality is so generous. I apologized for the above joke, not the previous one. I was referring to the "does my hilarity arouse you" line, not the "has-to-wear-baggy-pants-because-of-disobedient-penis" line.

[Fierce Deity]

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

-I am 5' 6"
-I play lots of games
-I am amazing at games, and almost nobody can beat me at anything, unless it is a sports game, or an FPS.
-I am agnosticish, hooraaaaaaaaay!
-I type 90WPM with foru fingers. (counting my thumbs for space.)
-My hobbies include: games, hanging out with freinds, anything computery
-I like to collect ROMs
-I have black sneakers. They were $10 at my local wall-mart.
-My shoe size is 9 1/2, so I don't find many dead animals and crud under my shoes after walking for about 10 minutes, or even for a while.
-I play baseball when I can, but not for a team.
-I am likable, as long as you aren't an idiot.
-I don't like to be bored and I will desperately search for something fun if necessary
-I am straight, if you perverts must know.
-I am pretty strong, contrary to my size.
-I am very fast even if I don't put any effort into it and I'm wearing non-baggy clothing.
-I prefer Milk over Soda. So kill me and stuff my body into the toilet.
-I'm a Zelda/Sonic fan, but neithe rof the cartoons interest me. (Excuse me, Princess)
-My IQ is >165.
-My goal as of now is to learn Flash better than I already do, and to learn about PC hardware, and C++.
-I have better than 20/20 vision.
-I have a silly mustache, and I am afraid to shave it, but I graduated from school.
-:D will be the subject picture of most of my posts.

[Kurt]

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

-I am 5' 6"
-I play lots of games
-I am amazing at games, and almost nobody can beat me at anything, unless it is a sports game, or an FPS.
-I am agnosticish, hooraaaaaaaaay!
-I type 90WPM with foru fingers. (counting my thumbs for space.)
-My hobbies include: games, hanging out with freinds, anything computery
-I like to collect ROMs
-I have black sneakers. They were $10 at my local wall-mart.
-My shoe size is 9 1/2, so I don't find many dead animals and crud under my shoes after walking for about 10 minutes, or even for a while.
-I play baseball when I can, but not for a team.
-I am likable, as long as you aren't an idiot.
-I don't like to be bored and I will desperately search for something fun if necessary
-I am straight, if you perverts must know.
-I am pretty strong, contrary to my size.
-I am very fast even if I don't put any effort into it and I'm wearing non-baggy clothing.
-I prefer Milk over Soda. So kill me and stuff my body into the toilet.
-I'm a Zelda/Sonic fan, but neithe rof the cartoons interest me. (Excuse me, Princess)
-My IQ is >165.
-My goal as of now is to learn Flash better than I already do, and to learn about PC hardware, and C++.
-I have better than 20/20 vision.
-I have a silly mustache, and I am afraid to shave it, but I graduated from school.
-:D will be the subject picture of most of my posts.
Nice one, but you forgot to mention the fact that, and I quote from memory... oh, wait. Never mind.

Yeah, your moustache is pretty silly.

ME!
- My favorite generes are FPS's, fighters, strategy (war preferred over non-war) games and MMORPGs/RPGs, closely followed by A/AAV/AV/AFPS(action, action adventure, adventure, action FPS) games, top-down shooters, platformers, puzzle games, some sports games, and most other good unclassified generes. I don't like most sports games, racing games, or third-person shooters (even there are some truly excellent ones out there, I don't care for the genere in general).
- I am shorter than you *******s at the moment (6 flat) and weigh 155 pounds.
- I make horrible, retarded, unfunny jokes that offend many people on purpose.
- I am somewhat paranoid.
- I could be called patriotic, although you'd never see me saying so in print.
- I like listening to Led Zeppelin and The Ramones EXTREMELY loud in my old Tercel, even if I'm not moving.
- I cannot stand racism, ignorance, or unreasonable bias in any form.
- The game that I am best at is probably Counter-Strike: Source, and the game I am probably worst at is Mario Kart DS.
- I ran out of things to say because I need some more coffee.

[chaos master]

1. Were you serious? I can control myself as a matter of fact!
2. Several things, but if you were good mannered you should now.
Aw, he's baggin on me again. :(

I apologize for saying that my pants are required to be in baggy form!

[pizzaman]

Let's everbody do this. :D

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

-I am 6' 2" and am taller then everybody including FD.
-I play some games
-I am O.K. at games, and IDK what an FPS is.
-I am Italian, hooraaaaaaaaay!
-I type ??WPM with all my fingers in the right place.
-My hobbies include: games, hanging out with freinds, computer stuff, basketball, eating, sleeping, going to the movies, and having fun peeing on my school.
-I like to collect ROMs, quarters, money from different countries, and autographs( I have 0 so far. )
-I have black sneakers. They were $40 at my local shoe store type thing.
-My shoe size is 12, so I have big socks, if you perverts must know.
-I play baseball anytime I am free, but not for a team.
-I am nice to everybody, but I do joke too much.
-I don't like to be bored and I will desperately search for a bed to go to sleep in.
-I am straight, if you perverts must know.
-I am pretty strong for my age, but not for my size.
-I am very fast. Always.
-I prefer MOUNTAIN DEW OVER ANYTHING!
-I'm a Mario fan, because he is Italian!
-My IQ is 789, but don't be jealous folks.
-My goal as of now is to run the mile in less then 6 minutes. Along with some other things I will not discuss. :nono:
-I wear contacts.
-I do not have a silly mustache, and I am not afraid to shave it, but I did not graduated from school.

[chaos master]

The game that I am best at is probably Counter-Strike: Source, and the game I am probably worst at is Mario Kart DS.

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

-I'm great at the PC FPS's, what with the mouse being so perfect to aim with.
-I am great at Mario Kart DS game. Waluigi Pinball is my favorite track, along with Rainbow Road, which looks so much more amazing in Double Dash!!. People say the CPU is annoying, but I just annoy them back. Hitting DK with a homing shell just before the finish line is one of the sweetest forms of revenge!

[pizzaman]

- I could be called patriotic, although you'd never see me saying so in print.
Sort of ironic, don't you think?

[chaos master]

but I did not graduated from school.
Sheesh, I can see why...MEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Kurt]

-I do not have a silly mustache, and I am not afraid to shave it, but I did not graduated from school. Well, duh.

-I don't like to be bored and I will desperately search for a bed to go to sleep in. This reminds me the time I got really, really sleepy for some reason at my friend Ty's party and laid down in his older sister's bed without realizing it. Luckily, he didn't really care inasmuch as we never disagreed for some reason. I'm serious. He's the best friend I've ever had simply because for the most part, we cannot disagree with each other. It's virtually impossible, I know, but it's happening right as we speak.
Sort of ironic, don't you think? No, the ironic thing is that you didn't get my joke.

- I prefer diet soda over non-diet, because I like caffene and it hits you faster without all the added useless carbs.
- PC FPS's are my best genere simply because I have retarded, jolty reflexes and a good sense of strategy, distance and aim. I have no idea why this works so well, but it does. I'm currently ranked #1 and #2 on a lot of CS:S servers, the most notably The Fish servers, and I used to have a spot in the overall top-50 (or was it top-100? I forgot) on Far-Cry until I stopped playing it because it was getting very, very boring, what with all the grenade and sniper camps placed randomly on every map.
- I can drone on for hours without making a coherent point for some reason.
- I have long hair, about to my shoulders.
- I have lots of clothes, but only two pairs of sneakers [one pair black with the American flag on it, one dull red and white]
- I have 10+ pairs of useless sandals and flip-flops
- I collect old surfboards and electronic parts, even if I don't know what they do
- I try to make people laugh, often failing spectacularly and leaving a wake of silence that lasts 5-30 seconds
- People tell me I have a strange laugh, but they are all liars.
- Sometimes I forget certain things, and have no idea why.
- I enjoy making fun of stupid people, such as zombies and Runescape players.
- I will post some more later, when I get some more ideas.
- Also, I can single-handedly kill threads if I am so inclined.

and having fun peeing on my school. What the ****ing ****? We need to have a talk, fatass.

[chaos master]

- Also, I can single-handedly kill threads if I am so inclined.
Really? How?

[pizzaman]

I try to make people laugh, often failing spectacularly and leaving a wake of silence that lasts 5-30 secondsI love it when people do that.I enjoy making fun of stupid people, such as zombies and Runescape players.I totally agree with that one.
What the ****ing ****? We need to have a talk, fatass.
Lol, that one was a joke, at least someone saw it.

[chaos master]

- I prefer non diet soda because aspartame damages the brain
- PC FPS's are one of my best genres. I only started playing them a few months ago and I'm better than most I've met. Aside from aim and stuff, you have to understand the nature of the game, such as the speed of everyone on the map, the spawn points, which shots do the most damage, etcetera.
- I used to be able to talk about nothing for hours.
- I have medium to slightly long hair.
- I have not much clothes and I despise sandals and flip flops for some reason.
- I collect collectables
- I try to make people laugh, often failing spectacularly and leaving a wake of silence that lasts 5-30 seconds
- People tell me I have a wonderful personality/
- Sometimes I am extremely bored.
- I enjoy making fun of funny things.
- I will post some more later, when I decide to leech off somebody else.
- Also, I can single-handedly open doors

[chaos master]

Lol, that one was a joke, at least someone saw it.
I indirectly call you an ***whipe, and you follow me around bagging at me.
He calls you a fat***, and you...don't do that.
Me cunfussed:confused:

[pizzaman]

I indirectly call you an ***whipe, and you follow me around bagging at me.
He calls you a fat***, and you...don't do that.
Me cunfussed:confused:
1. I was being sincere, and you were being an @$$H013.
2. I doubt that Kurt wasn't joking.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 1. He is always joking.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 2. It's related to my favorite smiley.

[chaos master]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Why don't you tell me what I did, then.

[pizzaman]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Why don't you tell me what I did, then.
Man you're useless. I can't believe you have an IQ of 136. If that is true, then mine must be around 300.

[chaos master]

Man you're useless. I can't believe you have an IQ of 136. If that is true, then mine must be around 300.
Man, you're a blasted troll. Is it just me, or is pizzaman trying to **** me off? What did I do?

[pizzaman]

Man, you're a blasted troll. Is it just me, or is pizzaman trying to **** me off? What did I do?
Enough lie spam. If you have a bone to pick PM me. IDK WTH you are trying to ask me.

[Kurt]

- PC FPS's are one of my best genres. I only started playing them a few months ago and I'm better than most I've met. Aside from aim and stuff, you have to understand the nature of the game, such as the speed of everyone on the map, the spawn points, which shots do the most damage, etcetera.
We gotta play a CS_ASSAULT map sometime. I can be CT or T, either way.

I'm talking about CS, of course. I'm alright at Halo, but I love the precision, motion and damage ratios that come with the CS and CS:S engines. I feel they are unparalelled, although Quake comes close.

I'm also alright at console RPGs. I can beat my friend Taylor's copy of Halo on Legendary extremely easily, despite the fact that I rarely play console FPS's. Halo Online is pretty fun too, my friend Matt has it and we used to play it at his house all the time. He had two computers hooked through a LAN to the internet, so we could easily work as a team and place 1st and 2nd every time. ****, that reminds me, I gotta call the dude before I forget.

I like this thread.

[Kurt]

Really? How?
Easy. Just post a longass semi-on-topic rant that includes both hate towards modern pop culture and references to River City Ransom. Barf!

[chaos master]

We gotta play a CS_ASSAULT map sometime. I can be CT or T, either way.

I'm talking about CS, of course. I'm alright at Halo, but I love the precision, motion and damage ratios that come with the CS and CS:S engines. I feel they are unparalelled, although Quake comes close.

I'm also alright at console RPGs. I can beat my friend Taylor's copy of Halo on Legendary extremely easily, despite the fact that I rarely play console FPS's. Halo Online is pretty fun too, my friend Matt has it and we used to play it at his house all the time. He had two computers hooked through a LAN to the internet, so we could easily work as a team and place 1st and 2nd every time. ****, that reminds me, I gotta call the dude before I forget.

I like this thread.
I don't have Counter Strike or Counter Strike source, nor have I played it. Maybe I'll pick up a copy, if they still sell it at stores....

[Systemeth]

Me.

- I can be having fun and yet be bored at the same time. I have no idea why. Or maybe I just switch between being entertained and bored so fast that think it's both. Or maybe some strange mix of the two.
- 17 yrs old. 5 ft 11 or 5 ft 10 I can't remember which. 105 lbs.
- I usually like to keep my spelling and grammer in check but then there are times when I get lazy. Coincidentally I get lazy quite often.
- I sound sarcastic many times purely by accident.
- Regardless of above I'm a sarcastic person.
- I have really good video game skills when it comes to most games. Sports games don't appeal to me so I have next to no skill there though there is the odd sports game I can play well.
- RPGs, and FPSs FTW. I don't have CS or CS Source but I do have Global Operations which is very similiar to it.
- I play the old systems more than anything else. Mainly NES and SNES. I still think the SNES is the greatest console ever.
- On PC I have mostly ROMs, FPSs and Starcraft.
- I'm pretty easy to get along with as long as you're not an idiot. Arguing with me is usually (but not always) pointless mainly because I rarely argue unless I know I'm right due to a fact of some sort. If I have a doubt than I usually don't argue. I hate egotistical people along with emos.

That's it for now I guess.

[Mjshl2]

Im real laid back for the most part. I have a hard time trusting people and I hate just about everyone I meet, with the exception of a few unique Individuals.
Highly anti-social around people I dont like or know.
I have an insane and twisted sense of humor, exactly why I like South Park so much. I love making fun of people that make Idiots of themselves. For the most part though I try and respect everyone unless they really pi** me off or unless they are wannabe Gang Members. If all the Wannabe Gangmembers in the world died I would cry with tears of joy. To sum it all up ill just say im a bit crazy. I also cry myself to sleep in the fetal position while screaming out, "God why?".

[Kurt]

You forgot your obession with pot, stoner. That's the reason you're "laid back" and "hate just about everyone you meet". You're a dirty, dirty man, Mjishl. A dirty pot-smoking man.

EDIT: By the way, Iconoclast, you never directly responded to my reaction to your absurd claims of hating happy people. What gives?

[pizzaman]

You forgot your obession with pot, stoner. That's the reason you're "laid back" and "hate just about everyone you meet". You're a dirty, dirty man, Mjishl. A dirty pot-smoking man.

EDIT: By the way, Iconoclast, you never directly responded to my reaction to your absurd claims of hating happy people. What gives?
He might not have seen it. If he did he would have also seen my GREAT post and would have to reply to it.

[pizzaman]

- 17 yrs old. 5 ft 11 or 5 ft 10 I can't remember which. 105 lbs.
Wow dude. I'm 6'2" and I weigh 150 lbs. Are you sure you got that right? I mean a lot of people say I'm skinny( The good kind of skinny though. ), that would make you like a walking stick, Lol.

[Mjshl2]

LOL, Yeah so what? Well I have more of a reason to hate people though then being a stoner. But yes it is partially the reason. I dont care though. Citrus Heights is horrible. Everyone is an ***hole down here and they all think there Gangmembers. Enough with my negativity though.

[pizzaman]

LOL, Yeah so what? Well I have more of a reason to hate people though then being a stoner. But yes it is partially the reason. I dont care though. Citrus Heights is horrible. Everyone is an ***hole down here and they all think there Gangmembers.
I hate posers and wangsters! Lol, some of them are so retarded that it's not even funny.

[Kurt]

I hate posers and wangsters! Lol, some of them are so retarded that it's not even funny. I agree with you completely, but I hate wanna-be gangsters, posers, emo kids, stoners, addies, Eminem fans, goth kids, egomaniacs, snobs, and stupid people all equally. Plus some more. But you want to know what I see when I read your sentences, Mjishl?

Citrus Heights is horrible. Everyone is an ***hole down here and they all think there Gangmembers. I see smoke. Pot smoke. No, it's not a hallucination, I literally see (and smell) smoke coming out of my computer. You want to know why this is? It's because you're a stoner. A big, filthy, brain-dead stoner. You're a stoner in life, Mjishl. That's your place in the world, it's where you're always gonna be. In ten years from now, you're going to look at yourself and say: "Huh, I'm still a stoner. This sucks." Well, you're right. You're just a big stoner and you're going nowhere in life, you horrible, horrible stoner.

*NOTE: Kurt is baisically joking. If you take the above rant seriously, you are a major idiot.*

[Mjshl2]

Plus some more. But you want to know what I see when I read your sentences, Mjishl?

I see smoke. Pot smoke. No, it's not a hallucination, I literally see (and smell) smoke coming out of my computer. You want to know why this is? It's because you're a stoner. A big, filthy, brain-dead stoner. You're a stoner in life, Mjishl. That's your place in the world, it's where you're always gonna be. In ten years from now, you're going to look at yourself and say: "Huh, I'm still a stoner. This sucks." Well, you're right. You're just a big stoner and you're going nowhere in life, you horrible, horrible stoner.
*NOTE: Kurt is baisically joking. If you take the above rant seriously, you are a major idiot.

LOL, not exactly sure what to say on that one. Thanks? hehe

[Kurt]

Plus some more. But you want to know what I see when I read your sentences, Mjishl?

I see smoke. Pot smoke. No, it's not a hallucination, I literally see (and smell) smoke coming out of my computer. You want to know why this is? It's because you're a stoner. A big, filthy, brain-dead stoner. You're a stoner in life, Mjishl. That's your place in the world, it's where you're always gonna be. In ten years from now, you're going to look at yourself and say: "Huh, I'm still a stoner. This sucks." Well, you're right. You're just a big stoner and you're going nowhere in life, you horrible, horrible stoner.
*NOTE: Kurt is baisically joking. If you take the above rant seriously, you are a major idiot.

LOL, not exactly sure what to say on that one. Thanks? hehe No problem. I'm assuming you're saying "thanks" because you know if I truly wanted to make fun of you, I wouldn't use stoner jokes. No, in the comedy world, making jokes about stoners isn't like shooting fish in a barrel. It's like dropping a grenade next to a small plastic bucket of carp. But enough of my rambling. Anyone else have anything interesting to say about themselves or others? Any non-stoners?

[Iconoclast]

By the way, Iconoclast, you never directly responded to my reaction to your absurd claims of hating happy people. What gives?I missed it. What did you say before?

[FireBird301]

-Well i'm 18 turn 19 on Dec 18.

-I play hockey and baseball and have a scar right above my eye from getting hit by a hockeystick. (any lower and I would have damaged or lost my eye)

-I own my own muscle car which was a goal of mine when I was a kid.

-I fish lobster with my ol' man.

-I ,like many of you, hate people who spell horribly.

-I also hate the seal hunt protestors who are basically rich people with nothing better to do than come here and tell the hunters that if they don't stop the hunt (which has gone on for over 200 years)than american resturants will stop buying the lobster that we fish.

-Another thing I hate is people who assume things. ie) assuming that people from here are a bunch of hillbilly drunks who spell their name using an X.

-I also enjoy listening to old music from the 80's and early 90's like Nirvana who is my favorite band.

-And last but not least I like playing the older nintendo games more than the newer ones (guess I try to live in the past) and also collect nes games.

[Kurt]

-I also hate the seal hunt protestors who are basically rich people with nothing better to do than come here and tell the hunters that if they don't stop the hunt (which has gone on for over 200 years)than american resturants will stop buying the lobster that we fish. You know, right around the time that protesting seal hunts got somewhat popular, I started making a lot more seal clubbing jokes to **** the protesters off. It'd be interesting to see where you all stand on that issue, but I'm not going to make a thread that will inevitably fill with flames.

[pizzaman]

I think no one should hunt seals. I mean unless you're going to eat them( I doubt seal tastes that good. ). Killing animals for fun is just retarded. How would you like it if an antelope shot you with a 12 gauge?

[Crazed Dragon]

I think no one should hunt seals. I mean unless you're going to eat them( I doubt seal tastes that good. ). Killing animals for fun is just retarded. How would you like it if an antelope shot you with a 12 gauge?killing seal bad don't kill saels they're cool. an antelope shot you with a 12 gauge, that would be funny

[pizzaman]

killing seal bad don't kill saels they're cool. an antelope shot you with a 12 gauge, that would be funny
Actually I know a game were you're the deer, and you have to kill the person. It's called deer avenger, or something like that. It was a long time ago. :D

[Crazed Dragon]

Actually I know a game were you're the deer, and you have to kill the person. It's called deer avenger, or something like that. It was a long time ago. :Dlol sound fun, but we should get back on topic...