if you had 100 million dollars...

[Crazed Dragon]

if you had a 100 million dollars, what would you do with? give some reason why too

if you want you can put two answers...one that is meant to be funny and one that is serious

i think i'll put a poll here with some funny choices, why? i like making polls

[chaos master]

If I had 100 million dollars....I'd buy you a house. Why? because the song told me so.

Oooooooooorr,, I would buy everything I want and then donate some and then put the rest away so that I don't have to work, though I could if I wanted to, and then I could get anything I want, wheeeeee!! I would do this because my brain told me so. What would I buy? Games.

[Crazed Dragon]

ok something is wrong i check what i did 3 times before i sumited the poll, but i can't vote AGAIN!!! i think i need to alert admin about this. it seems all new polls made now only mods can vote something is wrong

[chaos master]

About the swimming pool option: I don't feel like getting paper cuts on every inch of my body, thank you.

[pizzaman]

I would donate $99,500,000, and keep the rest. Not too complicated. I could start a pretty decent business with half a million bucks. Oh but when I say donate, I also mean to give some to my family of course.

[Crazed Dragon]

all the choices above are jokes just for fun post your real thoughts down here

and your joke ones too as they will most likely be funny

[Crazed Dragon]

i guess i should post what i do with 100 million dollars

frist i get something for myself, a good sized house not a mantion, a few cars, kickass tv and stereo, a great alarm for my house, and some radom things i can't think of

for my family i would give them million each(close family only that like 10 poeple)

next is charity to start i would give 5 million to a few charities i think are good

next i invest a lest 25% of my remaneding money in some good stock

and last i figure out how i can not work and live very comferbaly and give to charities a few time a year

[Systemeth]

I would say "holy **** i have 100 million dallars!!!"
That would happen first. Then I'd grin evilly and start my plans for World Domination.

Buy my own island.
This is next. I need a base of operations for my scheme. My own private island is perfect for that!

Take over my favorite companies.
In doing this I would take over all the major corporations in the world thus increasing funding for my evil scheme.

Rise an army to take over the world
After the above three are established I would create my own private army and wage war witht the world.

Make slave law revoke and own all of you.
After success I would do this one and make you all serve me. You would all do various tasks for me...

Buy a in door swimming pool and fill it with dollar bills
This would be last. Any who resisted me would be thrown into this pool. You would NOT want that to happen. Paper cuts really sting.

And that is my masterful and highly devious and not to mention evil plan!
Why am I telling you all this you ask? Simple. The truly evil ones always give away their plans so the good guys can foil them. Can't be truly evil if I don't do that.

Now hurry up and foil my plan.

......Okay. Seriously I'd just buy stuff I've wanted over the years. I wouldn't but some extravagant house or anything but the stuff inside the house would be the expensive stuff. Whatever's left over I'd give to friends and family minus about 100G I'd keep in my account just in case..

[pizzaman]

Lol, your plan for world domination sounds more like 100 billion dollars.

[Systemeth]

I'm wise with my money so I think I could do it with a 100 million.

[Crazed Dragon]

Lol, your plan for world domination sounds more like 100 billion dollars.in his plan he gets more money

[pizzaman]

I'm wise with my money so I think I could do it with a 100 million.
Me too actually. The wise about money thing. IDK why, but it just comes easy for me. I'll probably be a millionaire before I'm 35. But I'll forget all of you guys by then! Lol, jk.

[Crazed Dragon]

Me too actually. The wise about money thing. IDK why, but it just comes easy for me. I'll probably be a millionaire before I'm 35. But I'll forget all of you guys by then! Lol, jk.money used to brun a hole in my hand(not really;) ) but lately i have been holding on to it

[pizzaman]

I save a lot of money. And since my parents have a restaurant I also have a job! :D

[Crazed Dragon]

I save a lot of money. And since my parents have a restaurant I also have a job! :Dthere is aways a job for me from my dad's boss when ever i want it and i think i'll start soon

[chaos master]

Buy a in door swimming pool and fill it with dollar bills
This would be last. Any who resisted me would be thrown into this pool. You would NOT want that to happen. Paper cuts really sting.

I thought of the paper cut torture!

Anyhoo, buying stuff you want rocks.

[chaos master]

I save a lot of money. And since my parents have a restaurant I also have a job! :D
...?? How much do you get paid, anyway??
I'd like a job at some place that pays me.


I have also been hanging on to money, mostly because I don't want anything. Anything in my price range, anyway.

[Systemeth]

I thought of the paper cut torture!

Anyhoo, buying stuff you want rocks.

Fine then you can be the one who tosses those against me into the pool.

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

I don't need the money. I already rule the world.

[Crazed Dragon]

I don't need the money. I already rule the world.you could at least vote...it make me feel better

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

you could at least vote...it make me feel better
I did......

[Crazed Dragon]

I did......yay!!! but in real life not the make belefe one you like to be in what would you do with 100 million dollars?

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

yay!!! but in real life not the make belefe one you like to be in what would you do with 100 million dollars?
I swear to god! I totally took over! You want to see a pic?

[Crazed Dragon]

I swear to god! I totally took over! You want to see a pic?sure show me, but could you please answer the thread question

[pizzaman]

...?? How much do you get paid, anyway??
I'd like a job at some place that pays me.


I have also been hanging on to money, mostly because I don't want anything. Anything in my price range, anyway.
Two hundred and fifty bucks a week. :D

[chaos master]

Two hundred and fifty bucks a week. :D
WHAO WHSO WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You must be a thousandaire.

[pizzaman]

WHAO WHSO WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You must be a thousandaire.
YES MA'AM! I save most of it, I have to get prepaired for the future. While you guys will be getting your first job at age 16, I'll be driving in my Lamborghini Gallardo. :D

[Kurt]

YES MA'AM! I save most of it, I have to get prepaired for the future. While you guys will be getting your first job at age 16, I'll be driving in my Lamborghini Gallardo. :DBecause you're rediculously overpaid? What kind of work do you do there, anyway?

[pizzaman]

Because you're rediculously overpaid? What kind of work do you do there, anyway?
It's a restaurant. I help my dad with anything he needs. I cook food, orginize the kitchen, clean all the plates, and dry dishes. It's quite annoying sometimes, but I'm gonna be serving the people as a waiter in September.

[Kurt]

It's a restaurant. I help my dad with anything he needs. I cook food, orginize the kitchen, clean all the plates, and dry dishes. It's quite annoying sometimes, but I'm gonna be serving the people as a waiter in September.So you're a glorified backserver? 250 bucks a week, that's insane. I made minimum plus tipouts when I bussed at a really fancy restaraunt in a town not far from here, it's not that great money. Construction (what I'm doing now, more or less) pays a bunch more. It's hard work, but it's fun and develops muscles and tans. :)

[chaos master]

It's a restaurant. I help my dad with anything he needs. I cook food, orginize the kitchen, clean all the plates, and dry dishes. It's quite annoying sometimes, but I'm gonna be serving the people as a waiter in September.
An overpaid waiter, now I've seen everything.

YES MA'AM! I save most of it, I have to get prepaired for the future. While you guys will be getting your first job at age 16, I'll be driving in my Lamborghini Gallardo.:D
That was one of the most depressing things I've seen in a while.

[pizzaman]

So you're a glorified backserver? 250 bucks a week, that's insane. I made minimum plus tipouts when I bussed at a really fancy restaraunt in a town not far from here, it's not that great money. Construction (what I'm doing now, more or less) pays a bunch more. It's hard work, but it's fun and develops muscles and tans. :)
Actually it's not like other restaurants. It's smalle, but we only have two people working in the back. With around 50 customers on good nights, it's pretty hard. You try to feed 50 people in three hours.

[Kurt]

Actually it's not like other restaurants. It's smalle, but we only have two people working in the back. With around 50 customers on good nights, it's pretty hard. You try to feed 50 people in three hours.I worked at Hoppe's, which is a tiny but famous restaraunt in the middle central coast. We would EASILY have 20+ tables full on any given day, and the customers were very demanding. They expected the best, so we had to work our asses off. On top of that, the manager was kind of a space case and would forget and we would have to remind him to seat people and stuff. He's fired now.

On most weekdays, we would have 3-4 waiters and a couple bussers, and it was insane. I quit because it was standard pay for an overexerting job.

You, sir, are spoiled.

[pizzaman]

Lol, how many cooks did they have? Do you know? Most restaurants have at least three cooks, ours has one( And me, but I'm not too fast. ), and I have to rush everywhere, and take all the bull**** from the other employs. They are retarded, and I still have to work with them.

[chaos master]

I worked at Hoppe's, which is a tiny but famous restaraunt in the middle central coast. We would EASILY have 20+ tables full on any given day, and the customers were very demanding. They expected the best, so we had to work our asses off. On top of that, the manager was kind of a space case and would forget and we would have to remind him to seat people and stuff. He's fired now.

On most weekdays, we would have 3-4 waiters and a couple bussers, and it was insane. I quit because it was standard pay for an overexerting job.

You, sir, are spoiled.
Yeah! Spoiled! Construction??? What do you do, BUILD things?

[Kurt]

Lol, how many cooks did they have? Do you know? Most restaurants have at least three cooks, ours has one( And me, but I'm not too fast. ), and I have to rush everywhere, and take all the bull**** from the other employs. They are retarded, and I still have to work with them.We had one, unless the owner was working, in which case we had two. I was kidding; you're not spoiled, just overpaid. ;)

[chaos master]

I bet $250 wouldn't pay the bills too well....goodbye Lamborghini. The dream's over.

[Crazed Dragon]

Yeah! Spoiled! Construction??? What do you do, BUILD things?hey if Kurt does constuction he is in the same line of work as me...well it just my summer job right now...

[Kurt]

Yeah! Spoiled! Construction??? What do you do, BUILD things?Yes, we're building a beachside mini-mall for some kind of buisnessman who owns buisness and his wife. Apparently, they own the company that we're building it for. I don't really know much about it, I just move blocks, lay tiles, use the nail-gun, measure, check the foundation, etc. Just peon ****. Good pay, good work, and good fun though.

[pizzaman]

We had one, unless the owner was working, in which case we had two. I was kidding; you're not spoiled, just overpaid. ;)
Call it whatever you want, but I work my *** off for it. I have to do whatever my dad tells me. At the restaurant, at home, when I go to a friends house! I do know how to manage money though. I'm more responsible then most adults here.

[chaos master]

hey if Kurt does constuction he is in the same line of work as me...well it just my summer job right now...
What do you do, BUILD things???? Seriously, what kinda work do you do?

[pizzaman]

I bet $250 wouldn't pay the bills too well....goodbye Lamborghini. The dream's over.
That was a joke, though I saw a Lamborghini( I for got which model. ) for 30,000 bucks in the newspaper! HOLY CRAP! My mom paid 30K for her car, and it's nothing compared to a Lamborghini.

[pizzaman]

My cousin is in demilition, he destroys things. He's huge though, 6'5" and weighing somewhere in the 230s. It does pay good, but you can have a lot of accidents.

[chaos master]

Call it whatever you want, but I work my *** off for it. I have to do whatever my dad tells me. At the restaurant, at home, when I go to a friends house! I do know how to manage money though. I'm more responsible then most adults here.
I know what you mean, one time, I worked at this party from 6 AM to 11PM. My feets hurt after that. Good chicken, though.

[Kurt]

Call it whatever you want, but I work my *** off for it. I have to do whatever my dad tells me. At the restaurant, at home, when I go to a friends house! I do know how to manage money though. I'm more responsible then most adults here.Here as in CoolRom or here as in your town? Anyway, I've been working since age twelve, so I've done my fair share of hard work too.

[pizzaman]

Here as in CoolRom or here as in your town? Anyway, I've been working since age twelve, so I've done my fair share of hard work too.
Here as in my town. I've always had to help my dad though. We rebuilt our whole house! It was 1500 sq ft when we bought it, and now it's 3000 sq ft. We put stacko( IDK what it's called in American. ) all over it, and had to remake the roof. We put the chilings on the roof, and it was summer... 90 degrees.

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

Here as in my town. I've always had to help my dad though. We rebuilt our whole house! It was 1500 sq ft when we bought it, and now it's 3000 sq ft. We put stacko( IDK what it's called in American. ) all over it, and had to remake the roof. We put the chilings on the roof, and it was summer... 90 degrees.
I once was choked by a demonic clown.

[DarthBrady]

I would also start a campaign, to get all of America, to rise up against the government, for healthcare reform, so the EVERYONE in United States will have awsome health care like Canada has. And then....Dental Care......

When you get to be my age you will see just how imporant it is. Healthcare in the U.S. is so expensive its awful.

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

I would buy some of this stuff with 100 million dollars!

Power.
Fear.
Respect.
Orlando Bloom's soul.
And an apple muffin.

[Crazed Dragon]

hmm no has sayed they gamble it all away or get goverment to make 100 million dollar bill and just stare at it

i thought those two were funny

[pizzaman]

hmm no has sayed they gamble it all away or get goverment to make 100 million dollar bill and just stare at it

i thought those two were funny
The government owns casinos?

P.S. Why do Indians always own casinos in movies?

[Crazed Dragon]

The government owns casinos?

P.S. Why do Indians always own casinos in movies?where did you get that out of what i said?

hmm i don't know about always but it a stereotype

[pizzaman]

where did you get that out of what i said?

hmm i don't know about always but it a stereotype
Oh I must have misread your post then. But do you know who owns casinos?

[Crazed Dragon]

Oh I must have misread your post then. But do you know who owns casinos?a bunch of rich sons of *****es? lucky ****ing basterds? fatass cats? all of these seem likely

[Fierce Deity]

The Mafia owns most Casinos, but there are some Indian ones out there. Mostly Seminole and another kind that escapes me. There might be one or two casinos owned by random rich people, but they aren't as successful as the mafia.

[pizzaman]

The Mafia owns most Casinos, but there are some Indian ones out there. Mostly Seminole and another kind that escapes me. There might be one or two casinos owned by random rich people, but they aren't as successful as the mafia.
I am the Mafia.... :nono:

[Crazed Dragon]

The Mafia owns most Casinos, but there are some Indian ones out there. Mostly Seminole and another kind that escapes me. There might be one or two casinos owned by random rich people, but they aren't as successful as the mafia.the mafia still fits into any of my catagories

[pizzaman]

the mafia still fits into any of my catagories
The Mafia is a friendly orginization that asks business owners for 10% of their money. Nothing BAD about it.

[Crazed Dragon]

The Mafia is a friendly orginization that asks business owners for 10% of their money. Nothing BAD about it.sure right..."I'll beleve that the day when my **** turns purple and smells like rainbow sherberts"

[Kurt]

I am the mafia. :fatass:The Mafia is a friendly orginization that asks business owners for 10% of their money. Nothing BAD about it.Okay, enough with the lying.

[pizzaman]

Okay, enough with the lying.
Actually, that's how it gets a lot of it's funds.

[Kurt]

Actually, that's how it gets a lot of it's funds.By being friendly? If by "friendly" you mean "intimidating", then yes.

[pizzaman]

By being friendly? If by "friendly" you mean "intimidating", then yes.
Well it's either the money, or your house and family. It's a pretty easy coice by my standards.

Random Info: Pizzas are best in Italy.

[Crazed Dragon]

Well it's either the money, or your house and family. It's a pretty easy coice by my standards.

Random Info: Pizzas are best in Italy. wrong thread buddy...

the mafia is not something you want to get involed with simple as that

and now i will ask nicely, can we get back on my thread's topic please?

[Kurt]

Well it's either the money, or your house and family. It's a pretty easy coice by my standards.So that makes it right? Well, it's a pretty low thing to do by my standards, picking on the innocent.

Cd, you should have included the option "Start your own country". I would name it Crotchland.

[Crazed Dragon]

So that makes it right? Well, it's a pretty low thing to do by my standards, picking on the innocent.

Cd, you should have included the option "Start your own country". I would name it Crotchland.well technicaly there is three

1 buy your own island(you can name it what ever you want)
2 rise an army to take over the world(by doing this you can rename everything)
3 something else(i made that for reason just like this and i also said when you choose that one say you"something else")

[Kurt]

well technicaly there is three

1 buy your own island(you can name it what ever you want)
2 rise an army to take over the world(by doing this you can rename everything)
3 something else(i made that for reason just like this and i also said when you choose that one say you"something else")Yeah, the "something else" one kind of works, but I wasn't thinking of an island, unless you consider South America to be one.

[pizzaman]

Lol, I'm sorry, I guess I posted in the wrong thread then. And no Kurt it doesn't make it right. I never said that.

I don't know how I would get 100 million dollars, but another thing I would like to do is make a lake on 20 acres of land surounded by trees. I would put fish in there, and go there on vacations.

[Crazed Dragon]

Yeah, the "something else" one kind of works, but I wasn't thinking of an island, unless you consider South America to be one.hmm lol when you think about it south america look like a crotch!...well at least a crotch bulge...my crotch bulge, that right it that big!!! ok i'll stop being so full of my self, it the size of austrailia :D

[Kurt]

hmm lol when you think about it south america look like a crotch!...well at least a crotch bulge...my crotch bulge, that right it that big!!! ok i'll stop being so full of my self, it the size of austrailia :D All countries are shaped like a crotch bulge to some of us. Also, Austrailia IS my crotch.

[Crazed Dragon]

All countries are shaped like a crotch bulge to some of us. Also, Austrailia IS my crotch.haha if your crotch is austrailia not only is it shape weird but my crotch is bigger. why because austrailia is just the size of the bulge think if i releast it...but enough talking about destroying the world and penis...any ones penis

[Kirsdarke]

I would buy every PS3 in the entire world and REFUSE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES to sell any of them to any PS3 fan.

[Systemeth]

I said my piece on this.

[Crazed Dragon]

XD I remember making this thread so long ago, hah how time goes

[Fierce Deity]

I'm adding this to the list of retarded threads that you guys make that merit me to make any thread I could possibly want to.

[ridley]

if i had 100 million dollars i would get it changed into pounds since i live in england then i would spend it all on ps3's and televise them getting blown up
in ur face wii haters!!!!1

[dark_spirt93]

i'd get mugged.

[Iceman]

I'd donate half to charity and buy some municipal saving funds, store the rest in the bank and live off the interest.
You've heard from Dr.Fun...

[Kirsdarke]

I would hire a team of top scientists to develope a way to allow me to legally spam on coolrom.

[chaos master]

I would do something bad to CD. Vague, but it just might work.

[Systemeth]

The funny thing is that there was a time when Kaze complimented CM. What happened to that?

[Crazed Dragon]

Cm realized I was becoming a threat and no is threaten by me, lol :devil:

[chaos master]

Cm realized I was becoming a threat and no is threaten by me, lol :devil:

ummm I lost you at the word "no."

Kill- CD

[Kirsdarke]

If I had a million dollars, I'd write a song about it.