Origins!

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

This is the spot where we can share how we came to be people who are totally mythical! I'm working on a series of comics right now.

[Crazed Dragon]

So do you mean like are own made up ones? I have alot of those. They are for game ideas I have

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[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

So do you mean like are own made up ones? I have alot of those. They are for game ideas I have

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No I mean the one true story of how we became mythical.

[Crazed Dragon]

No I mean the one true story of how we became mythical.I don't know what you mean. :confused:

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[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

The story of how you became a damn dragon! And the story of how I became a Sith/Half Demon/Half Sataness/Eva Piolet/Singer/Ruler of the world/Invincible/Hot/girl. See now?!

[Kurt]

So in other words, this is a thread for DarkWizard and crazed_dragon.

:confused:

EDIT: 539th post with no typos... maybe.

[Crazed Dragon]

The story of how you became a damn dragon! And the story of how I became a Sith/Half Demon/Half Sataness/Eva Piolet/Singer/Ruler of the world/Invincible/Hot/girl. See now?!ah ok I get it. hold on i'll go dig it out of that thread its in

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[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

So in other words, this is a thread for DarkWizard and crazed_dragon.

:confused:
No they were examples I used!

[Crazed Dragon]

here it is

let me clear that up with my story:

I was a normal teenage boy who was out late one night when i saw two people fighting one of the people fighting tried to run i trip him and the other one came over and stab him with a sword shrouded in darkness. it had turn out that the one with the sword was none other than satan him self and the other guy was some angle that had been spying down in hell and satan wanted to take out presonaly.he gave me coodoughs on stoping the angle and asked me if i would serve him as one of his walking dead warriors one of he ranking of corse i said yes sacerficeing my life there is when i got my powers some being cundering fire, shifting into to a dragon,rejeneration and much more this was many years ago but of crose i can't age so i look the same then as i do now

please note that this here does not count to my typo thing because I type this before i started that

[Crazed Dragon]

So in other words, this is a thread for DarkWizard and crazed_dragon.

:confused:

EDIT: 539th post with no typos... maybe.you have a point... but i can say it for fun, DarkWizard can't. She really thinks what she saids is true

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[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

you have a point... but i can say it for fun, DarkWizard can't. She really thinks what she saids is true

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No I just live in an alternate universe where everything mythical is real. The only thing we share universal wise is The internet, Movies, People, Places, Buildings,Water, And drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.

[Crazed Dragon]

No I just live in an alternate universe where everything mythical is real. The only thing we share universal wise is The internet, Movies, People, Places, Buildings,Water, And drugs. Lots and lots of drugs.hmm, can you tell me how to get there? Its sounds like fun, so what nut house is it?

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[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

Just find the nearest portal to darkness that you can. And then go in. I'll find you if you go to customer service and tell them to use the P.A. then I'll know it's you.
P.S. the soldiers of hell are becoming axtious. So hurry up!

[Crazed Dragon]

Just find the nearest portal to darkness that you can. And then go in. I'll find you if you go to customer service and tell them to use the P.A. then I'll know it's you.
P.S. the soldiers of hell are becoming axtious. So hurry up!ahh in this unizers portal to darknes are really rare, you will have to come and get me

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

ahh in this unizers portal to darknes are really rare, you will have to come and get me
Well that was a short hover board ride. Here I got one for you too. And welcome to my home.... Hell....

[Crazed Dragon]

Well that was a short hover board ride. Here I got one for you too. And welcome to my home.... Hell....hey this the same place i thought we were going some were new...

[chaos master]

Okay, my origin (until I change it):

I was born in a cabin in east Zimbabwe. Then, this really bad guy with advanced chaos powers came in and blew the joint up with his badness, so then I was saved by a refugee boat out of the city and so I came to New Jersey and so then I trained with this old guy and honed my hereditary chaos powers. Then one day, the bad evil guy came and he went and fatally injured my master/old man with his bad evilness. I used my powers to hide myself and mask my energy signature. And so, the guy ransacked the city looking for me, and in 2 hours time half the population was either dead or dying, and much of the city lay in rubble. So then, with his last bit of energy, my master pointed me to a hidden door in the dojo. I went inside to find his ancient chaos master armor suit that he had used many millenia ago in the war between ancient Earth and the Corriban invaders. All of the greatest chaos warlord throughout time had injected their power into the suit. At the moment, the suit was aligned to the light side because there was more good chaos warlords who had given power to it. It was very old and full of scratches from battle, but it was still good. I put it on and felt my power greatly increase instantaneously. So then, I hunted down the really really bad guy who was doing bad things and entered into battle with him. I had trained much more, so I was able to fight him. He brought a powerful chaos punch on my shoulder, which nearly shattered the suit's shoulder plate thingie. So, I kicked hom in the crotch really, really, REALLY hard. His crotch popped off and went sailing into a building and knocked it down, DBZ style. And so, without his crotch, he died and stuff. Now I was the chaos master! The suit then absorbed his chaos power and tossed his drained body into the river. With his evil power added to the suit, the suit was now neutral. Whichever path I chose, dark or light, would be the path the suit would take. That choice would decide whether Earth would exist in peace or turmoil. Which path did I choose? Man, I don't know. Ask again later.




....Hooray for arrogance!

[chaos master]

here it is

let me clear that up with my story:

I was a normal teenage boy who was out late one night when i saw two people fighting one of the people fighting tried to run i trip him and the other one came over and stab him with a sword shrouded in darkness. it had turn out that the one with the sword was none other than satan him self and the other guy was some angle that had been spying down in hell and satan wanted to take out presonaly.he gave me coodoughs on stoping the angle and asked me if i would serve him as one of his walking dead warriors one of he ranking of corse i said yes sacerficeing my life there is when i got my powers some being cundering fire, shifting into to a dragon,rejeneration and much more this was many years ago but of crose i can't age so i look the same then as i do now

please note that this here does not count to my typo thing because I type this before i started that
by coodoughs, you mean kudos.

Whoa, brah, why didn't you try to overcome satan himself and become tha king of the underworld??

what would happen if you had attacked satan instead of the angel? Would the angel ask you be a noble warrior of virtue and you'd accept? And what in the hell were you doing getting involved in a fight with strangers late at night in CANADA? I would understand that in the U.S., but not in the leaf state!

Of course the sword was shrouded in darkness, everything was! It was night time, i.e. dark.

But that is just me being extremely retarded. sorry.

[Crazed Dragon]

by coodoughs, you mean kudos.

Whoa, brah, why didn't you try to overcome satan himself and become tha king of the underworld??

what would happen if you had attacked satan instead of the angel? Would the angel ask you be a noble warrior of virtue and you'd accept? And what in the hell were you doing getting involved in a fight with strangers late at night in CANADA? I would understand that in the U.S., but not in the leaf state!

Of course the sword was shrouded in darkness, everything was! It was night time, i.e. dark.

But that is just me being extremely retarded. sorry.i couldn't over come him because i had no power at the time.
I don't know but i am happy for the way it turned out.
I thought that the guy who turned out to be satan needed my help
So what if its a Leaf? i didn't choose it
by darkness i meant evil energy

that clear things up for you

[chaos master]

Well, that's just dandy. You are sure a heartthrob, CD. I see why so many people like you.

[Crazed Dragon]

Well, that's just dandy. You are sure a heartthrob, CD. I see why so many people like you.hreatthorb? you better not be coming on to me...

[chaos master]

hreatthorb? you better not be coming on to me...
wtf? no way, I am male if you hadn't noticed. Besides, you are already spoken for.

[Crazed Dragon]

wtf? no way, I am male if you hadn't noticed. Besides, you are already spoken for.i know your a guy that what had me scared. I'm spoken for? who has "spoken" for me?

[chaos master]

i know your a guy that what had me scared. I'm spoken for? who has "spoken" for me?
DarkWizard_PitchBlackX, you retard.;) Sometimes I wonder how you can put on your pants in the morning without her help..... -_-

[Crazed Dragon]

DarkWizard_PitchBlackX, you retard.;) Sometimes I wonder how you can put on your pants in the morning without her help..... -_-... :rolleyes: *sigh* how many time do i have to tell you... know what i list what i'm about to say

1 I don't even know who she really is
2 I think she secertly does like me
3 She plays to many "games"
4 I live in Canada and she lives...I don't know where
5 i don't like ending a list on a even #

[Kurt]

... :rolleyes: *sigh* how many time do i have to tell you... know what i list what i'm about to say

1 I don't even know who she really is
2 I think she secertly does like me
3 She plays to many "games"
4 I live in Canada and she lives...I don't know where
5 i don't like ending a list on a even #Some of that is true, but you forgot your pants again.

[Crazed Dragon]

Some of that is true, but you forgot your pants again.my pants? * check to see if pants are on* they are on and that would be aswome to have a girl put my pants on as long as she isn't the follow

1 not over 30 years old
2 not ugly or fat(i know that shallow but go with it)
3 isn't under 14 years old(feel lucky DarkWizard i made so your dreams can come true)
4 put the pants on right
5 isn't mentaly retarded

warning the following was a extremely sarcastic joke and is not meant to be taken seriously

[chaos master]

I want someone to share my pants with, too!

BTW, I think DW_PBX lives in New York City, which happens to be a 20 minute drive from my location...o_O

[Kurt]

my pants? * check to see if pants are on* they are on and that would be aswome to have a girl put my pants on as long as she isn't the follow

1 not over 30 years old
2 not ugly or fat(i know that shallow but go with it)
3 isn't under 14 years old(feel lucky DarkWizard i made so your dreams can come true)
4 put the pants on right
5 isn't mentaly retarded

warning the following was a extremely sarcastic joke and is not meant to be taken seriouslyThe following? You mean the previous, right? Or else you're saying you were serious before but now you're going to joke? I don't get it. I'm gonna go play World Of Warcraft.

[Crazed Dragon]

I want someone to share my pants with, too!

BTW, I think DW_PBX lives in New York City, which happens to be a 20 minute drive from my location...o_Ohow do you know? did you check her myspace or something? she has never said on here where she lives other than Hell

[chaos master]

how do you know? did you check her myspace or something? she has never said on here where she lives other than Hell
naw, back when she just joined (before your time), she said that she had just moved to NYC.

[Crazed Dragon]

naw, back when she just joined (before your time), she said that she had just moved to NYC.could you show me the post i like to see when she was a sane preson :D

[chaos master]

could you show me the post i like to see when she was a sane preson :D
I think she just had it as her location, as in it's gone now.

[Crazed Dragon]

I think she just had it as her location, as in it's gone now.of crouse...hey i know i'll do a search on new york and see if it shows up in any post

[chaos master]

of crouse...hey i know i'll do a search on new york and see if it shows up in any post
yeah, that didn't go too well......

back to topic: origins.

[Crazed Dragon]

The following? You mean the previous, right? Or else you're saying you were serious before but now you're going to joke? I don't get it. I'm gonna go play World Of Warcraft.i said"following was" witch means i was talking about the past a.k.a the stuff above the warning...don't question my bad grammer it won't change it

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

My story...

It was a calm thursday morning... I woke up at 6:00 to start off my daily routine. I thought that If I sweet talked my mom after I was ready that she would let me miss this day of school because it was my birthday. But she wasn't home. At first I was curios but then I decided it wasn't important. I went to make my breakfast as usual I had Cookie Crisp. And after I had finished It was 6:32. As I went to the door I thought I saw a shadow... Not just an ordinary shadow but one with big red eyes I couldn't beleive somthing this frightnening was in my living room... So I did what anyother teenage girl would do... I screamed. This seamed to suprise the mysterious apperition that so boldy approached me. I put my hands over my eyes and waited for a blow... But it never came. So I thought I just imagined it. After I had gathered my senses and covinced myself that this was just some crazy day dream. I left for school. And as I walked to school I noticed some strange people look at me. After a while I thought that they were following me. So I started to walk faster... And faster... And then another group of men cut off my path. And I felt trapped. So all I could manage out of my fear was "What do you want?" I whimpered. "Just a little kiss girlie..." One of the men replied. Now at this time I thought that my life was over... And when I had thought that these men might hurt me I freaked. Then when they had formed a circle around me I clutched my backpack with all my might refusing to believe this was happening. A mysterious figure with a long cape desended down from a rooftop. And grabbed two of the men's head's and slammed them together.
Then he reached for a cord coming from his what I thought to be a skull belt. Then the cord morphed into a chain. I couldn't believe the spectacle lying before my eyes. Then the man hurtled the chain toward one of the men and it pierced his chest with great ease. Then my rescuer summersaulted over my head and kicked two of the men in the chest. Then all that remained was the man that had spoken to me. "Look I'll leave! Just don't hurt me!" He begged. "Why should a despicible creature such as yourself be aloud to run free? I think it's time for a little justice." Then you could see the man gaze up in horror as he dropped to his knees. Then the man grabbed the chain from before and wrapped it around the man's neck. The man only whispered desperate pleas for mercey. Then the chain instantly burst into flame. And burnt him into nothing but a skelleton. I gasped in horror. Then the man in the cape turned toward me. Then I saw his glowing green eyes that had sparked fear into the man's eyes. He slowly approached me and said "Are you okay?" He asked. "Yes" I replied. "Good." He said. Then he turned around and walked about five feet and said "Did you see a clown around here?" "A clown?" I asked curiously. "Yeah. A clown. Did you see one?" "There's only one clown I know and that's the IceCream Truck man." This caught the man's attention. "What's his schedule?" "I don't know. All I know is that he comes around at 3:30 every day." I awnsered "Every day?" The man asked. "Yeah. Every day. Why?" I asked as I grew more intrueged. "Have any children gone missing lately?" "Yes. Two of them. Timmothy peterson, and Michael Johanson." I now felt fear more then intruege. "What's your name?" "It doesn't matter." He awnsered "It does to me." He sighed. "Spawn." He turned to me. "My name is Katelyne." "Katelyne?" He asked. "Yeah. You know people around here need a person like you." Spawn chuckled. "Not like me sweet heart." "And why not?" I snapped. "I don't think that too many people will like my results." This turned my attention to the men surrounding me. I jumped. Then when I looked up Spawn was gone. "So much for that." Then I turned and ran back home. I locked the door and when I turned around I saw what nightmare the masked vigilante had spoken of. "Do you want to die?" I shook my head. "No? Then come with me." All I could whisper was the only name I knew at the moment..."Spawn..." "What?!" The clown yelled. "What the hell did you say?! Awsner me damnit!" His big red eye's I felt were burning a hole through me. "What the **** did you say!?" The blue faced monster grabbed me with his big hands and choked me. "What did you-" Then a loud crash came through the floor. And the clown didn't even look but knew that he had done somthing that was going to end him. "No." I looked at the floor and there was a large hole that was glowing a deep red that seemed to travel downward into nothing. The clown dropped me with a loud thud. "Violator! Your services are no longer required." Then a black sphere arose from the hole and expanded and swallowed the clown that layed before me. "Then a large black what seemed to be a tenticle reached out and grabbed me. It dragged me to the hole then pulled me down. "Aahh!" I shrieked. And I fell for what felt like a minute until... Thud! And all I could feel was pain. Pain that ached throughout my whole body. And I found myself lying next to my mother. As I looked towards her I saw the same shadowy figure from earlier, looming over my mother. Then I felt my hands in water. But when I raised it to my eyes I found that it was not water... But blood... I gasped. Then all I could hear was the distant sob of the creature that had ruined my life. I then realized that I was also bleeding. In a strange whay I had hoped that the blood on my hands was mine. I crawled over to my mother and felt her pulse... There was a faint one. "Mom?" I asked. "Katie? Katie..." She smiled. "I'm here mom." I sobbed. "The creature he's- He's..." She wheezed. "That thing is what mom?" I asked angrilly. "He's...Your father." "What?!" I jumped up. "What are you talking about?" I demanded. But before she could awnser me she... She died... I felt a great pain in my chest. I felt cold inside. It gave me a great deal of pain to imagine the only good woman I'v known my whole life dead. "You *******..." I whispered. Then I jerked my head toward the monster. "You monster!" My eyes still streaming with tears. "I'm-I'm sorry Katie." Whe managed. "Don't you dare call me that!" I screamed. "Look I'm sorry. But your mother and I had a deal. You two would live up on earth until you were fourteen. But then she refused to let you come back. So I had to do this." "You-You realy are my father... Aren't you?" I asked desperately. "Yes." He replied softly. "So what was she?" I asked. "A demon. Just as your are half Demon. I owned her for years but then I fell in love with her. Right before the civil war was held. The people of the side that felt there should be a democracy in hell would capture some of our soliers and torture them untill they were persuaded to join them. The only reason that the side that opposed me was doing this was because they thought that they could make hell better. Now I feared for you and your mother's safety. So I sent you up to earth. I knew the war would last 13 years so that was our plan. You stay up there until you're fourteen." "But if my mother's dead then... Where did she go?" I whispered. "To hell. She may have been a good mother and role model for you on earth but she still had a demonic soul. So you can still see her. Just as she was." "Really?" "Yes." He persuayed. "But as for you... You have a destiney... A real place in life. You are to be Hell's fiercest warrior and commander." "But I'm not able to do all that you ask of me." I protested. "But you will. I have a man that will train you in all the ways of the DarkSide." "The darkside?" "Yeah the darkside. And he will teach you how to use your powers. Also as a way of teaching you responsibility we sighned you up for a job in N.E.R.V.E. I know you've heard of it." "Yeah. And if you really are my father than why didn't you save me from my street attackers?" I demanded. "I can't interfere with humans and there sin." He explained. "Who are you?" I asked curiously. "I am satan. The master of the underworld and the destroyer of souls!" He flared drimaticly. "So what's going to happen to Spawn and the Violater?" He stood up. "Spawn? That traitor?" "He's the one who saved me from those six thugs!" I argued. "He did? Knowing you are the daughter of satan too... Very curious..." "One more question... Where am I going to live?" "With me in my castle..." He smiled. Then laughed with a booming voice.
3 weeks passed and I had become all that my father said I would. I had become... A DarkWizard...

The End.

[Kurt]

What the crap? I can't read that.

[pizzaman]

I come from my mother....

WTH kind of question is that?! :nono:

[Crazed Dragon]

DarkWizard your story was mostly based off a episode of spawn :nono: and as for the other stuff it was good but try to be more olregenal next ok?

[chaos master]

what the deuce? I read it and then I say WOW you write too much and then I say clapping noises, and then I go do my thing somewhere else.

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

DarkWizard your story was mostly based off a episode of spawn :nono: and as for the other stuff it was good but try to be more olregenal next ok?
No way that was my Idea. It took me forever to type as well. I thought it had drama action and gore. I love all of that stuff. P.S. If I catch you ripping on me again I'll rip your tounge out. Then shove it up your *** And then I'll rip out your eyes and stick them in your ears. Then I'll reach down your throat and rip out your spine.

[Kurt]

No way that was my Idea. It took me forever to type as well. I thought it had drama action and gore. I love all of that stuff. P.S. If I catch you ripping on me again I'll rip your tounge out. Then shove it up your *** And then I'll rip out your eyes and stick them in your ears. Then I'll reach down your throat and rip out your spine.HA HA HA! I'm still not going to read it. I'm sure it's well written and all, it's just not in my interest range.

[Crazed Dragon]

No way that was my Idea. It took me forever to type as well. I thought it had drama action and gore. I love all of that stuff. P.S. If I catch you ripping on me again I'll rip your tounge out. Then shove it up your *** And then I'll rip out your eyes and stick them in your ears. Then I'll reach down your throat and rip out your spine.wow chill out, i know it took you a long time to type and it was good i read it all, but i did see an episode of spawn some what like what you type...well parts of it. you are most likrly a big fan of spawn so that why you made the story like that. I din't like it when girls are mad at me, i'm too nice of a guy to want them mad at me(so weird to be evil, yet nice). if i upset you i am sorry

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

wow chill out, i know it took you a long time to type and it was good i read it all, but i did see an episode of spawn some what like what you type...well parts of it. you are most likrly a big fan of spawn so that why you made the story like that. I din't like it when girls are mad at me, i'm too nice of a guy to want them mad at me(so weird to be evil, yet nice). if i upset you i am sorry
The only things that I have watched of spawn are 2 of the cartoon movies and The movie movie. I like the movie movie the best though the cartoons are too dark for me. I can barely see anything in 'em.

[Crazed Dragon]

The only things that I have watched of spawn are 2 of the cartoon movies and The movie movie. I like the movie movie the best though the cartoons are too dark for me. I can barely see anything in 'em.yah they weren't that good...but they were interesting...

[chaos master]

No way that was my Idea. It took me forever to type as well. I thought it had drama action and gore. I love all of that stuff. P.S. If I catch you ripping on me again I'll rip your tounge out. Then shove it up your *** And then I'll rip out your eyes and stick them in your ears. Then I'll reach down your throat and rip out your spine.
OOH!! me first!

Anyhoo, that is that. DarkWizard's keyboard must be all worn out and it will decay upon impact with her fingers. Is Katelyne your real name? Why am I asking? BECAUSE I'M BOREEEEEEEEEEEEED.

[Crazed Dragon]

OOH!! me first!

Anyhoo, that is that. DarkWizard's keyboard must be all worn out and it will decay upon impact with her fingers. Is Katelyne your real name? Why am I asking? BECAUSE I'M BOREEEEEEEEEEEEED.hmm i don't think it is...but i could be wrong it wouldn't be the frist time...or the last

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

OOH!! me first!

Anyhoo, that is that. DarkWizard's keyboard must be all worn out and it will decay upon impact with her fingers. Is Katelyne your real name? Why am I asking? BECAUSE I'M BOREEEEEEEEEEEEED.
Yeah. Why?

[Crazed Dragon]

Yeah. Why?because we never thought you would give that kind of info on yourself...will thats my reason why

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

because we never thought you would give that kind of info on yourself...will thats my reason why
Yeah well I refuse to give out my last name. That's why I didn't post it in my extremely long story.

[pizzaman]

Well my name is Lorenzo, and you I'm saying it. Not really important. I mean it's not like you cam TRACK me with my first name, you need at least a last name to do it. IDK what this thread is supposed to be about though. Can you guys please clearify?

[Crazed Dragon]

Yeah well I refuse to give out my last name. That's why I didn't post it in my extremely long story.thats a good plan...hmm maybe if people ask me nicealy i'll say my name...the one in my profile is not my real name nor is the age

[Crazed Dragon]

Well my name is Lorenzo, and you I'm saying it. Not really important. I mean it's not like you cam TRACK me with my first name, you need at least a last name to do it. IDK what this thread is supposed to be about though. Can you guys please clearify?it about your self like i'm a hlaf breed demon dragon, that kind of stuff

[chaos master]

it about your self like i'm a hlaf breed demon dragon, that kind of stuff
I'm pizzaman and I have dreams of world dominance. I wish I was pizzaman. ;_;

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

Well my name is Lorenzo, and you I'm saying it. Not really important. I mean it's not like you cam TRACK me with my first name, you need at least a last name to do it. IDK what this thread is supposed to be about though. Can you guys please clearify?
Just tell us how you became pizzaman.

[pizzaman]

Just tell us how you became pizzaman.
Well first my mother and father did SOMETHING that made me come to this world. Then I started to eat pizza and eventually became a PizzaMan, although my weight never changes no matter how much, or how little I eat. Sort of scary really....

[Kurt]

Well first my mother and father did SOMETHINGHa ha... eh!?!? Well, I assume you all know how I became Kurt, or as they call me in California, John.

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

Message for CD: "Hey Crazy dragon! This chick you set me up with is kicking my ***! Ow! Not the face! Oh god! Owch! Oh she's beating me with my own arm! Owh! Wind tunnel! ****! I missed oh god no!"
*Static.*
End trandsmission.

[Crazed Dragon]

Message for CD: "Hey Crazy dragon! This chick you set me up with is kicking my ***! Ow! Not the face! Oh god! Owch! Oh she's beating me with my own arm! Owh! Wind tunnel! ****! I missed oh god no!"
*Static.*
End trandsmission.reply: "i didn't set you up her i left you to take the blame and i'll reserect you later because i'm still hiding out"

[chaos master]

Message for CD: "Hey Crazy dragon! This chick you set me up with is kicking my ***! Ow! Not the face! Oh god! Owch! Oh she's beating me with my own arm! Owh! Wind tunnel! ****! I missed oh god no!"
*Static.*
End trandsmission.
that was funny assuming you are one of the most powerful being in the omniverse......crazy dragon, you little traitor.

anyhoo, I think pizzaman's dad is a FOX for doing something.

[Crazed Dragon]

that was funny assuming you are one of the most powerful being in the omniverse......crazy dragon, you little traitor.

anyhoo, I think pizzaman's dad is a FOX for doing something.i'm no traitor i'm hiding out right now

[chaos master]

i'm no traitor i'm hiding out right now
yeah, right.
*gets up from watching tv in your 'relm' and punches you in the back of the head*

[Crazed Dragon]

yeah, right.
*gets up from watching tv in your 'relm' and punches you in the back of the head*ah CM you got the wrong thread...moron

[chaos master]

ah CM you got the wrong thread...moron
I did that on purpose, stupid. Shut up!

[Crazed Dragon]

I did that on purpose, stupid. Shut up!nah i like talking and i think i will keep doing it

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

I still never got my apple muffin.:( ...

[Crazed Dragon]

I still never got my apple muffin.:( ...that because i freed my self but if you want one i'll get you one if you ask nicely

[chaos master]

that because i freed my self but if you want one i'll get you one if you ask nicely
Please pick me up an apple muffin from the bakery. I'm too busy to do it myself.

[Crazed Dragon]

Please pick me up an apple muffin from the bakery. I'm too busy to do it myself.ah gee sorry i'm only nice enough to do that for girls, but i did get you a **** muffin

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

that because i freed my self but if you want one i'll get you one if you ask nicely
How about I don't sell your soul to Malebolgia if you get me one?

[Crazed Dragon]

How about I don't sell your soul to Malebolgia if you get me one?my soul is locked away safe and sound, all i'm asking is for you to ask me nicely that not that hard to do

[chaos master]

How about I don't sell your soul to my male bulge if you get me one?

[chaos master]

my soul is locked away safe and sound, all i'm asking is for you to ask me nicely that not that hard to do
Okay, please get me an apple muffin.

[Crazed Dragon]

Okay, please get me an apple muffin.i all ready told you i'm ownly this nice to girls you will have to get it yourself

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

i all ready told you i'm ownly this nice to girls you will have to get it yourself
Okay...Please get me an apple muffin? And P.S. I have your soul. You should keep it some where other than a box on your desktop.

[Crazed Dragon]

Okay...Please get me an apple muffin? And P.S. I have your soul. You should keep it some where other than a box on your desktop.here is your muffin, and that soul on my desktop? that is miroku's soul

[chaos master]

i all ready told you i'm ownly this nice to girls you will have to get it yourself
Do you WANT to be owned by a male bulge?
Please get me it, or I will be really really disappointed.

[chaos master]

here is your muffin, and that soul on my desktop? that is miroku's soul
actually, I dumped that and rigged the box with a bomb
.
.
.
RUN!

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

No coke for you...
*Bomb explodes in DW's hands.*
I didn't feel that.
*DarkWizard Falls asleep.*
CD:You thinking what I'm thinking?
CM:You think?
CD:No I mean do stuff to her while she's asleep?
CM:Try it and I'll kick your ***.
CD:Oh come on!
*Like 5 Quadrulion demons use shadow rush on CD and he dies only to be resurected by Malebolgia.*

[Crazed Dragon]

No coke for you...
*Bomb explodes in DW's hands.*
I didn't feel that.
*DarkWizard Falls asleep.*
CD:You thinking what I'm thinking?
CM:You think?
CD:No I mean do stuff to her while she's asleep?
CM:Try it and I'll kick your ***.
CD:Oh come on!
*Like 5 Quadrulion demons use shadow rush on CD and he dies only to be resurected by Malebolgia.*hah ha ah!!! that little amount of demons can't hurt me!!! and i am nice guy i wouldn't mess with you when you are sleeping that wouldn't be right

[chaos master]

No coke for you...
*Bomb explodes in DW's hands.*
I didn't feel that.
*DarkWizard Falls asleep.*
CD:You thinking what I'm thinking?
CM:You think?
CD:No I mean do stuff to her while she's asleep?
CM:Try it and I'll kick your ***.
CD:Oh come on!
*Like 5 Quadrulion demons use shadow rush on CD and he dies only to be resurected by Malebolgia.*
You tell him!

[chaos master]

hah ha ah!!! that little amount of demons can't hurt me!!! and i am nice guy i wouldn't mess with you when you are sleeping that wouldn't be right
I saw you. You were trying to do nasty things.

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

**** you CM! You're the one who rigged the box and didn't tell me about it!

[Crazed Dragon]

I saw you. You were trying to do nasty things.now now a gentlemen would do that :nono: yes i am a gentleman...when it come to girls...

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

I saw you. You were trying to do nasty things.
Wait what did he do to me while I was asleep?:mad:

[Crazed Dragon]

Wait what did he do to me while I was asleep?:mad:nothing i am not that kind of guy...CM just likes to see me get hit

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

Wait what did he do to me while I was asleep?:mad:
If he did sexual conduct use the:devil:
But if he just messed with me a little use the:mad:

[Crazed Dragon]

If he did sexual conduct use the:devil:
But if he just messed with me a little use the:mad:I didn't do anything i would never do such out ragous things

[chaos master]

If he did sexual conduct use the:devil:
But if he just messed with me a little use the:mad:
Well, he was bending over to do :devil: to you, but I gave him a mighty kick to the crotch, and he didn't feel like doing anything but twitching on the floor after that.

[Kurt]

Well, he was beding over to do :devil: to you, but I gave him a mighty kick to the crotch, and he didn't feel like doing anything but twitching on the floor after that.CROTCH! It hurts, doesn't it, CD?

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

I didn't do anything i would never do such out ragous things
Bull crap.

[Crazed Dragon]

Well, he was bending over to do :devil: to you, but I gave him a mighty kick to the crotch, and he didn't feel like doing anything but twitching on the floor after that.heh what lies you have...wait i see what you are doing! its ok you can have her there was nothing between us anyways...was there?

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

Well, he was bending over to do :devil: to you, but I gave him a mighty kick to the crotch, and he didn't feel like doing anything but twitching on the floor after that.
Thank you. It's nice to have a gentleman in here.

[chaos master]

heh what lies you have...wait i see what you are doing! its ok you can have her there was nothing between us anyways...was there?
WHAT AM I DOING??? crazed_dragon, always thinking about :devil:

[chaos master]

Thank you. It's nice to have a gentleman in here.
Yes, it is. And now I sense danger. DANGER!

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

WHAT AM I DOING??? crazed_dragon, always thinking about :devil:
If you want I'll hold him down and you can punch.

[Crazed Dragon]

Thank you. It's nice to have a gentleman in here.ha *sigh* it is a very sad day when some one thinks CM is a gentlmen... i'm going to kill random things now

[Kurt]

ha *sigh* it is a very sad day when some one thinks CM is a gentlmen... i'm going to kill random things nowThe only thing you can kill is your own crotch.

[Crazed Dragon]

WHAT AM I DOING??? crazed_dragon, always thinking about :devil:now now get your minds out of the gutters i meant nothing preveted, i meant you want to be her boyfriend i and i say go for it

[Crazed Dragon]

The only thing you can kill is your own crotch.heh just show what little you know about my skillz

[chaos master]

If you want I'll hold him down and you can punch.
YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let's do that.

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

heh just show what little you know about my skillz
Yeah he commands 1/100th of Hell's army.

[chaos master]

heh just show what little you know about my skillz
Um, erm....
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH HAHAHHHAHAHHAHHHHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHA...

That was a good one!:D

[Kurt]

Yeah he commands 1/100th of Hell's army.If by "Hell's army" you mean "his crotch", then you're right.

[chaos master]

Yeah he commands 1/100th of Hell's army.
Oh, how silly of me. How much can I control?

[Crazed Dragon]

Yeah he commands 1/100th of Hell's army.now you know it more than that i'm a high ranking general i comand 25/100 of hellz army

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let's do that.
Okay.
*Seduces CD. and shoots him with a toxic dart.*
Okay I got him!
*CM Punches CD for 3 hours and then all three pass out from exhaustion.

[chaos master]

If by "Hell's army" you mean "his crotch", then you're right.
That thing has been operating erratically ever since 'zero hour' (when I kicked him there).

Anyhoo, is this massively off topic?

[Crazed Dragon]

Okay.
*Seduces CD. and shoots him with a toxic dart.*
Okay I got him!
*CM Punches CD for 3 hours and then all three pass out from exhaustion.to bad you can not suduce me so that never happened

[chaos master]

Okay.
*Seduces CD. and shoots him with a toxic dart.*
Okay I got him!
*CM Punches CD for 3 hours and then all three pass out from exhaustion.
I love ending a day like this!

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

That thing has been operating erratically ever since 'zero hour' (when I kicked him there).

Anyhoo, is this massively off topic?
Yes so let's do this... What do you guys think about my origin?

[Crazed Dragon]

Yes so let's do this... What do you guys think about my origin?I already answered that...a few times

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

I think that everyone should read my story again.

[Crazed Dragon]

I think that everyone should read my story again.I think i was the only one who read it...please don't make me read it again its soo dam long

[chaos master]

I think i was the only one who read it...please don't make me read it again its soo dam long
I read it too, because I am a gentleman.

[Crazed Dragon]

I read it too, because I am a gentleman.hmm right you a gentleman...that must make me a saint and i'm am half breed!!!

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

hmm right you a gentleman...that must make me a saint and i'm am half breed!!!
I am too...

[Crazed Dragon]

I am too...i hope you meant the half breed thing... or the saint part too

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

i hope you meant the half breed thing... or the saint part too
I meant the half breed. And the saint part of me died a long time ago. 5 weeks 1 day and 16 hours ago to be exact.

[Crazed Dragon]

I meant the half breed. And the saint part of me died a long time ago. 5 weeks 1 day and 16 hours ago to be exact.counting are we...you must really hate it

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

counting are we...you must really hate it
Yes...I do... As much as I love my new life... I just want to go back and be Katelyne again...

[Crazed Dragon]

Yes...I do... As much as I love my new life... I just want to go back and be Katelyne again...you know someone can help you with that...

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

you know someone can help you with that...
...Who?...

[Crazed Dragon]

...Who?...if i said i could get in a lot of truble and be branded a traitor...just look up for your answer...

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

if i said i could get in a lot of truble and be branded a traitor...just look up for your answer...
Ahh let's see.
*Pulls out a book about 30 feet high.*
And...
*Flips for 3 minutes.*
Ah ha! Oprah winfrey? I don't like Oprah.

[Crazed Dragon]

Ahh let's see.
*Pulls out a book about 30 feet high.*
And...
*Flips for 3 minutes.*
Ah ha! Oprah winfrey? I don't like Oprah.no no not her look up if you were on earth look up at the sky and see the higher land

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

no no not her look up if you were on earth look up at the sky and see the higher land
Yeah... Okay...
*Hires Kuwabara to kill CD.*
We'll talk later... Next post sound good?

[Crazed Dragon]

Yeah... Okay...
*Hires Kuwabara to kill CD.*
We'll talk later... Next post sound good?ah why did you do such a piontless thing? i am aready dead remember?

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

ah why did you do such a piontless thing? i am aready dead remember?
You know I should probably ignore you now.:)

[Crazed Dragon]

You know I should probably ignore you now.:)why what did i do? i'm sorry what ever it was...

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

why what did i do? i'm sorry what ever it was...
*Ignores CD.*

[Crazed Dragon]

*Ignores CD.*??? hah sigh fine i'll go away now...but i was just tring to help you...

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

??? hah sigh fine i'll go away now...but i was just tring to help you...
Oh yeah? How?

[Crazed Dragon]

Oh yeah? How?your talking to me again? you said you wanted to go back to being your old self and i told you to look up at the higher land impling ask god yes that right god and if you do he will most likely sit you free and let you keep your powers too if you wanted and noow for saying this i will be classed as a traitor so i won't be going back to hell for a long time

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

your talking to me again? you said you wanted to go back to being your old self and i told you to look up at the higher land impling ask god yes that right god and if you do he will most likely sit you free and let you keep your powers too if you wanted and noow for saying this i will be classed as a traitor so i won't be going back to hell for a long time
I can't. If I turn to god then I turn away from my parents. And I'd have to give up N.E.R.V.E. I just don't know what I want right now... I'll discuss it with CM tonight.

[Crazed Dragon]

I can't. If I turn to god then I turn away from my parents. And I'd have to give up N.E.R.V.E. I just don't know what I want right now... I'll discuss it with CM tonight.hmm some times going with your parents isn't all ways the right thing, and as for CM he won't be much help...

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

hmm some times going with your parents isn't all ways the right thing, and as for CM he won't be much help...
But... What about my friends at N.E.R.V.E.? And all the trouble I caused god? Boy will he be pist. I mean He is after all my grandpa. And I did sort of Kill my uncle.

[Crazed Dragon]

But... What about my friends at N.E.R.V.E.? And all the trouble I caused god? Boy will he be pist. I mean He is after all my grandpa. And I did sort of Kill my uncle.you kill jesu's body he still lives and as for N.E.R.V.E. as long as it has nothing to do with hell you can still be a member. god can't be pist at you he is in his frogiving age to the vingeful age, just go for it i'll try myself but it most likely to late for me,you were a good girl in your life me...i was an outcast

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

you kill jesu's body he still lives and as for N.E.R.V.E. as long as it has nothing to do with hell you can still be a member. god can't be pist at you he is in his frogiving age to the vingeful age, just go for it i'll try myself but it most likely to late for me,you were a good girl in your life me...i was an outcast
Yeah I was an outcast until I got my powers.:D

[Crazed Dragon]

Yeah I was an outcast until I got my powers.:Di'm still an outcast with my powers... i think soon i will put an updated post on me the half breed but not till later

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

i'm still an outcast with my powers... i think soon i will put an updated post on me the half breed but not till later
I look normal. You don't.

[Crazed Dragon]

I look normal. You don't.now hold on i do look normal i just didn't "fit in" so maybe that why i turned to the dark powers, but now i have even betrayed them...

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

My story...

It was a calm thursday morning... I woke up at 6:00 to start off my daily routine. I thought that If I sweet talked my mom after I was ready that she would let me miss this day of school because it was my birthday. But she wasn't home. At first I was curios but then I decided it wasn't important. I went to make my breakfast as usual I had Cookie Crisp. And after I had finished It was 6:32. As I went to the door I thought I saw a shadow... Not just an ordinary shadow but one with big red eyes I couldn't beleive somthing this frightnening was in my living room... So I did what anyother teenage girl would do... I screamed. This seamed to suprise the mysterious apperition that so boldy approached me. I put my hands over my eyes and waited for a blow... But it never came. So I thought I just imagined it. After I had gathered my senses and covinced myself that this was just some crazy day dream. I left for school. And as I walked to school I noticed some strange people look at me. After a while I thought that they were following me. So I started to walk faster... And faster... And then another group of men cut off my path. And I felt trapped. So all I could manage out of my fear was "What do you want?" I whimpered. "Just a little kiss girlie..." One of the men replied. Now at this time I thought that my life was over... And when I had thought that these men might hurt me I freaked. Then when they had formed a circle around me I clutched my backpack with all my might refusing to believe this was happening. A mysterious figure with a long cape desended down from a rooftop. And grabbed two of the men's head's and slammed them together.
Then he reached for a cord coming from his what I thought to be a skull belt. Then the cord morphed into a chain. I couldn't believe the spectacle lying before my eyes. Then the man hurtled the chain toward one of the men and it pierced his chest with great ease. Then my rescuer summersaulted over my head and kicked two of the men in the chest. Then all that remained was the man that had spoken to me. "Look I'll leave! Just don't hurt me!" He begged. "Why should a despicible creature such as yourself be aloud to run free? I think it's time for a little justice." Then you could see the man gaze up in horror as he dropped to his knees. Then the man grabbed the chain from before and wrapped it around the man's neck. The man only whispered desperate pleas for mercey. Then the chain instantly burst into flame. And burnt him into nothing but a skelleton. I gasped in horror. Then the man in the cape turned toward me. Then I saw his glowing green eyes that had sparked fear into the man's eyes. He slowly approached me and said "Are you okay?" He asked. "Yes" I replied. "Good." He said. Then he turned around and walked about five feet and said "Did you see a clown around here?" "A clown?" I asked curiously. "Yeah. A clown. Did you see one?" "There's only one clown I know and that's the IceCream Truck man." This caught the man's attention. "What's his schedule?" "I don't know. All I know is that he comes around at 3:30 every day." I awnsered "Every day?" The man asked. "Yeah. Every day. Why?" I asked as I grew more intrueged. "Have any children gone missing lately?" "Yes. Two of them. Timmothy peterson, and Michael Johanson." I now felt fear more then intruege. "What's your name?" "It doesn't matter." He awnsered "It does to me." He sighed. "Spawn." He turned to me. "My name is Katelyne." "Katelyne?" He asked. "Yeah. You know people around here need a person like you." Spawn chuckled. "Not like me sweet heart." "And why not?" I snapped. "I don't think that too many people will like my results." This turned my attention to the men surrounding me. I jumped. Then when I looked up Spawn was gone. "So much for that." Then I turned and ran back home. I locked the door and when I turned around I saw what nightmare the masked vigilante had spoken of. "Do you want to die?" I shook my head. "No? Then come with me." All I could whisper was the only name I knew at the moment..."Spawn..." "What?!" The clown yelled. "What the hell did you say?! Awsner me damnit!" His big red eye's I felt were burning a hole through me. "What the **** did you say!?" The blue faced monster grabbed me with his big hands and choked me. "What did you-" Then a loud crash came through the floor. And the clown didn't even look but knew that he had done somthing that was going to end him. "No." I looked at the floor and there was a large hole that was glowing a deep red that seemed to travel downward into nothing. The clown dropped me with a loud thud. "Violator! Your services are no longer required." Then a black sphere arose from the hole and expanded and swallowed the clown that layed before me. "Then a large black what seemed to be a tenticle reached out and grabbed me. It dragged me to the hole then pulled me down. "Aahh!" I shrieked. And I fell for what felt like a minute until... Thud! And all I could feel was pain. Pain that ached throughout my whole body. And I found myself lying next to my mother. As I looked towards her I saw the same shadowy figure from earlier, looming over my mother. Then I felt my hands in water. But when I raised it to my eyes I found that it was not water... But blood... I gasped. Then all I could hear was the distant sob of the creature that had ruined my life. I then realized that I was also bleeding. In a strange whay I had hoped that the blood on my hands was mine. I crawled over to my mother and felt her pulse... There was a faint one. "Mom?" I asked. "Katie? Katie..." She smiled. "I'm here mom." I sobbed. "The creature he's- He's..." She wheezed. "That thing is what mom?" I asked angrilly. "He's...Your father." "What?!" I jumped up. "What are you talking about?" I demanded. But before she could awnser me she... She died... I felt a great pain in my chest. I felt cold inside. It gave me a great deal of pain to imagine the only good woman I'v known my whole life dead. "You *******..." I whispered. Then I jerked my head toward the monster. "You monster!" My eyes still streaming with tears. "I'm-I'm sorry Katie." Whe managed. "Don't you dare call me that!" I screamed. "Look I'm sorry. But your mother and I had a deal. You two would live up on earth until you were fourteen. But then she refused to let you come back. So I had to do this." "You-You realy are my father... Aren't you?" I asked desperately. "Yes." He replied softly. "So what was she?" I asked. "A demon. Just as your are half Demon. I owned her for years but then I fell in love with her. Right before the civil war was held. The people of the side that felt there should be a democracy in hell would capture some of our soliers and torture them untill they were persuaded to join them. The only reason that the side that opposed me was doing this was because they thought that they could make hell better. Now I feared for you and your mother's safety. So I sent you up to earth. I knew the war would last 13 years so that was our plan. You stay up there until you're fourteen." "But if my mother's dead then... Where did she go?" I whispered. "To hell. She may have been a good mother and role model for you on earth but she still had a demonic soul. So you can still see her. Just as she was." "Really?" "Yes." He persuayed. "But as for you... You have a destiney... A real place in life. You are to be Hell's fiercest warrior and commander." "But I'm not able to do all that you ask of me." I protested. "But you will. I have a man that will train you in all the ways of the DarkSide." "The darkside?" "Yeah the darkside. And he will teach you how to use your powers. Also as a way of teaching you responsibility we sighned you up for a job in N.E.R.V.E. I know you've heard of it." "Yeah. And if you really are my father than why didn't you save me from my street attackers?" I demanded. "I can't interfere with humans and there sin." He explained. "Who are you?" I asked curiously. "I am satan. The master of the underworld and the destroyer of souls!" He flared drimaticly. "So what's going to happen to Spawn and the Violater?" He stood up. "Spawn? That traitor?" "He's the one who saved me from those six thugs!" I argued. "He did? Knowing you are the daughter of satan too... Very curious..." "One more question... Where am I going to live?" "With me in my castle..." He smiled. Then laughed with a booming voice.
3 weeks passed and I had become all that my father said I would. I had become... A DarkWizard...

The End.

[Crazed Dragon]

why did you repost your story again?

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

why did you repost your story again?
Cuz I want you to read it.

[Crazed Dragon]

Cuz I want you to read it.i already did read it

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

i already did read it
What did you think about it?

[Crazed Dragon]

What did you think about it?I said that too, but i guess I'll say it again I can see you put alot of ifort in it and its very good, but some of it seem like its from an episode of spawn i saw, but still really good

[Crazed Dragon]

update on crazed_dragon

I betrayed hell and was banished. I went to God to see if I had a prepose in life, buthe told me that something I'd have to find out witch to me meant my prepose was, is, and will be nothing. before leaving he did give me something, a half life. not fully dead, not fully alive but can not die. it all so let me feel anger, sorrow, envy, but not happy atleast i haven't felt it yet.I still was a half Demon, that could never change so God had to bane me from Heaven too. on earth I don't belong anywhere. I am an outcast here and every where and it won't change. since my banishment for both after lifes my skillz have increast dramasticly. I now have some phyic powers. I can teleort, and controll thing with my mind, but i can't read minds.The time I hve been on earth I have saved and killed good and bad people, why I don't know.I travel this horrible land looking for one answer, one i will never find

I am an outcast of all relms Hell, Heaven, and earth. My name? I have no name, no name that matters.

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

update on crazed_dragon

I betrayed hell and was banished. I went to God to see if I had a prepose in life, buthe told me that something I'd have to find out witch to me meant my prepose was, is, and will be nothing. before leaving he did give me something, a half life. not fully dead, not fully alive but can not die. it all so let me feel anger, sorrow, envy, but not happy atleast i haven't felt it yet.I still was a half Demon, that could never change so God had to bane me from Heaven too. on earth I don't belong anywhere. I am an outcast here and every where and it won't change. since my banishment for both after lifes my skillz have increast dramasticly. I now have some phyic powers. I can teleort, and controll thing with my mind, but i can't read minds.The time I hve been on earth I have saved and killed good and bad people, why I don't know.I travel this horrible land looking for one answer, one i will never find

I am an outcast of all relms Hell, Heaven, and earth. My name? I have no name, no name that matters.
But then DarkWizard threw a favor in. And now doesnt' hate CD.

[Crazed Dragon]

But then DarkWizard threw a favor in. And now doesnt' hate CD....what is that suppost to mean?

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

...what is that suppost to mean?
Sorry it was supposed to say:But then DarkWizard threw a favor in. And now god doesnt' hate CD.

[Crazed Dragon]

Sorry it was supposed to say:But then DarkWizard threw a favor in. And now god doesnt' hate CD.God never did hate me, I can't go to heaven because I am a half Demon by choice, a choice I wasn't ready to give up for anything. so he granded me a half life...to me it more of a punishment, but I'll live with it

[pizzaman]

Well CD asked me about my Italianity. I do not live in Italy, but I did. We go back and visit once in a while. I moved here when I was four, but I don't speak nothing but Italian when I'm with my family( I work with them.... ). I can't write too good in Italian, but I can read decently. I don't have an accent in Italian, but some people say I do in English. Lol, my friend Louie said that I sound like Mario sometimes. Freain racism!

[Crazed Dragon]

Well CD asked me about my Italianity. I do not live in Italy, but I did. We go back and visit once in a while. I moved here when I was four, but I don't speak nothing but Italian when I'm with my family( I work with them.... ). I can't write too good in Italian, but I can read decently. I don't have an accent in Italian, but some people say I do in English. Lol, my friend Louie said that I sound like Mario sometimes. Freain racism!hah thats aswome you get to go to italy how amny time have you gone back

[pizzaman]

hah thats aswome you get to go to italy how amny time have you gone back
Three, but we'll go every year( At least I think. ) from now on. It's mostly my grandparents that come here, so it saves us the trouble of going there, Lol.

[chaos master]

Three, but we'll go every year( At least I think. ) from now on. It's mostly my grandparents that come here, so it saves us the trouble of going there, Lol.
Lol...? That was not humorous in any way......

Anyhow, I think I'll call you....principessa! THERE we go! Buona mattina, principessa. The sun rises for you....

[pizzaman]

Lol...? That was not humorous in any way......

Anyhow, I think I'll call you....principessa! THERE we go! Buona mattina, principessa. The sun rises for you....
Monoarchy is no more in Italy, pal. :nono:

Plus it's sort of funny to me that my grandparents come here more then we go there. I mean they're in their 70s. I guess my dad is just lazy sometimes.

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

Monoarchy is no more in Italy, pal. :nono:

Plus it's sort of funny to me that my grandparents come here more then we go there. I mean they're in their 70s. I guess my dad is just lazy sometimes.
Not mine...

[Crazed Dragon]

Not mine...only my nan is still alive and i never met my dad's dad

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

only my nan is still alive and i never met my dad's dad
Meh... I don't really like my dad that much so if you want to you can pretend he's your dad's dad.

[Crazed Dragon]

Meh... I don't really like my dad that much so if you want to you can pretend he's your dad's dad.nah i'm good. on the same topic i have 1 brother and 1 sister

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

nah i'm good. on the same topic i have 1 brother and 1 sister
Well on the sort of same topic I have total command over the armies of hell, 3 slaves of coolrom.com, 3 Demonic slaves, an apartment, a post as a princess, General, sith, Piolet, Temptress, attempted rape victim, and hottie.

[Crazed Dragon]

Well on the sort of same topic I have total command over the armies of hell, 3 slaves of coolrom.com, 3 Demonic slaves, an apartment, a post as a princess, General, sith, Piolet, Temptress, attempted rape victim, and hottie.eh? and i hope your not counting me as a slave 239

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

eh? and i hope your not counting me as a slave 239
No I'm counting you as a liability.

[Crazed Dragon]

No I'm counting you as a liability.hmm just to make sure i'm understanding...you mean i'm somethignthat we'll scerw up what you are doing?

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

hmm just to make sure i'm understanding...you mean i'm somethignthat we'll scerw up what you are doing?
Yes on your way to pick up your lunch you'll trip over a power cord and screw everything up.

[Crazed Dragon]

Yes on your way to pick up your lunch you'll trip over a power cord and screw everything up.oh one time and no one let it go! and why was that cord streched acrossed the hallway?

[chaos master]

Well on the sort of same topic I have total command over the armies of hell, 3 slaves of coolrom.com, 3 Demonic slaves, an apartment, a post as a princess, General, sith, Piolet, Temptress, attempted rape victim, and hottie.
...which am I?

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

oh one time and no one let it go! and why was that cord streched acrossed the hallway?
I thought it looked good....M'kay?

[Crazed Dragon]

I thought it looked good....M'kay?hah it wasn't my faolt!!! why do you keep asking me to ****?

[Kurt]

hah it wasn't my faolt!!! why do you keep asking me to ****?Asking you to what? I don't get your logic here.

[Crazed Dragon]

Asking you to what? I don't get your logic here.M'cay mean the "F" word if you watch the south park movie you'll understand

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

M'cay mean the "F" word if you watch the south park movie you'll understand
M'kay is what Mr. Mackey says at the end of every sentence. Not ****. Listen you need to watch southpark more.

[Crazed Dragon]

M'kay is what Mr. Mackey says at the end of every sentence. Not ****. Listen you need to watch southpark more.i do watch it alot,but that doesn't change what it mean and knowing what it mean just make it more funny

huh i guess it really is hard to tell when i'm being sarcastic on a comp 240

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

i do watch it alot,but that doesn't change what it mean and knowing what it mean just make it more funny

huh i guess it really is hard to tell when i'm being sarcastic on a comp 240
No not really. And just to **** you off I'm going to edit your post.
I do watch it a lot. But that doesn't change what it means and knowing what it means just makes it even more funny.

huh I guess it really is hard to tell when I'm being sarcastic on a comp 240

[Crazed Dragon]

No not really. And just to **** you off I'm going to edit your post.that doesn't bother me i know i suck at spelling and grammer and i make alot of typos, if any thing you just helped me 241

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

that doesn't bother me i know i suck at spelling and grammer and i make alot of typos, if any thing you just helped me 241
Well then! I shall decree for here on out that Sometimes you can get suckered in.
By drugs and alcohol and sex with women.
But it's when you do this things too much.
That you become an addict,
and must get back in touch!

You can do it, it's all of to you m'kay!
With this little plan you can save your life today!
You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack.
Homeless on the streets giving hand jobs for crack.
Follow this plan and very soon you will say, it easy M'kay!

Step one, instead of Azz say buns!
like kiss my buns and you're a buns hole!
Step two, instead of Shlt say poo,
like bull poo, poo-head, and this poo is cold.
Step three with Bltch drop the "T",
'cause Bich is latin for generosity!
Step four don't say **** anymore,
'cause **** is the worst word that you can say,
you shouldn't say (deleted explative) m'kay?

M'kay!

We don't have to spend out lives addicted to smack!
Homeless on the streets giving hand jobs for cash!
Follow this plan and very soon we will say, It's easy m'kay!

Step one, instead of Azz say buns!
like kiss my buns and you're a buns hole!
Step two, instead of Shlt say poo,
like bull poo, poo-head, and this poo is cold.
Step three with Bltch drop the "T",
'cause Bich is latin for generosity!
Step four don't say **** anymore,
'cause **** is the worst word that you can say,
**** is the worst word that you can say,
you shouldn't say **** ****,
you shouldn't say ****,****, no!

You're cured you can go!

We don't have to spend our lives addicted to crack!
Homeless on the streets giving hand jobs for smack!
If we follow this plan then very soon we will say,
It's easy m'kay, it's easy m'kay,
It's easy m'kaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaa-aaaay!

See you later!...M'kay?

[chaos master]

That was hard to read for some reason. What is that, anyway?

[Crazed Dragon]

wow that must of took you a long time. are you really leaving? because that not at the end of the song

[Crazed Dragon]

That was hard to read for some reason. What is that, anyway?a song from the south park movie

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

That was hard to read for some reason. What is that, anyway?
It's the song Mr. Mackey sings to get the children off of swearing. He kicked those kids like a bad habbit.

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

You can do it, it's all of to you m'kay!
With this little plan you can save your life today!
You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack.
Homeless on the streets giving hand jobs for crack.
Follow this plan and very soon you will say, it easy M'kay!

[Crazed Dragon]

You can do it, it's all of to you m'kay!
With this little plan you can save your life today!
You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack.
Homeless on the streets giving hand jobs for crack.
Follow this plan and very soon you will say, it easy M'kay!i have a feeling you are either watching the movie or have the song

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

i have a feeling you are either watching the movie or have the song
Both. And I'm a severely twisted evil genius.

[Crazed Dragon]

Both. And I'm a severely twisted evil genius.i have uncle ****er and kyle's mom

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

i have uncle ****er and kyle's mom
Could you E-mail me the Uncle ****er lyrics?

[Crazed Dragon]

Could you E-mail me the Uncle ****er lyrics?yes i can and i well

edit i thought you meant the song

[chaos master]

Um, this is OFF TOPIC as well. Let's get back to topic, which is our origins. If you want to chat, make a chat thread. Is that okay...? Idk. Well, we should get back to the topic before I have to shut this operation down.

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

You forget...I know where you sleep! And what you do in the bathroom for three minutes with my lingere magazine.:p
But anyway I'll post my alternate universe version of how CD came to be.

[chaos master]

What's your E-mail?
Uh, you really have to get on topic NOW. You can do that in PM's. Now I will delete those posts. If you want to keep the thread going, then you have to follow the rules.

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

Done. :):D

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

Uh, you really have to get on topic NOW. You can do that in PM's. Now I will delete those posts. If you want to keep the thread going, then you have to follow the rules.
Okay! Topic restoration card...yadayadda yadda. And it's done were back on topic. Now does anyone have any questions about my origin?

[chaos master]

Okay! Topic restoration card...yadayadda yadda. And it's done were back on topic. Now does anyone have any questions about my origin?
If your mom was a good demon, wouldn't her soul be saved and God would let her go into heaven...?

[Crazed Dragon]

If your mom was a good demon, wouldn't her soul be saved and God would let her go into heaven...?no demon can't go to heaven

[chaos master]

no demon can't go to heaven
Yeah, but maybe she would become an angel (angel being the opposite of demon) and go to heaven or whatnot. I mean, if she was good, that's all that matters, right?

[Crazed Dragon]

Yeah, but maybe she would become an angel (angel being the opposite of demon) and go to heaven or whatnot. I mean, if she was good, that's all that matters, right?no demon go to hell and that it no and if or buts

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

She had a demon's soul. She already had judgement passed on her. So she can't go back to court unnoticed and get a re-trial.

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

t's like clay. Once it dries...It's dry. You can't change it.

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

t's like clay. Once it dries...It's dry. You can't change it.
Now I revive this thread with my thread reviving card. Yadda Yadda Blah Blah Blah. And there. It's done. Now that this thread is alive again and has another question to keep it alive...

Who in the hell stops to trip people?! Haven't you people watched Spider-Man? Or even read the Spider-Man comics?! I mean how is CD supposed to learn that with great power comes great responsibility if he trips the bad guy?! Because he doesn't! That's how he learned it! He didn't trip him! The guy got away and Daddy went poof! Then his dad was killed. And he threw a rock out his window and this time it hit the guy. Then my dad stabbed the fool. And CD came out and got his stuff.

I awnsered my own question with a retard's awnser.:D

[Crazed Dragon]

Now I revive this thread with my thread reviving card. Yadda Yadda Blah Blah Blah. And there. It's done. Now that this thread is alive again and has another question to keep it alive...

Who in the hell stops to trip people?! Haven't you people watched Spider-Man? Or even read the Spider-Man comics?! I mean how is CD supposed to learn that with great power comes great responsibility if he trips the bad guy?! Because he doesn't! That's how he learned it! He didn't trip him! The guy got away and Daddy went poof! Then his dad was killed. And he threw a rock out his window and this time it hit the guy. Then my dad stabbed the fool. And CD came out and got his stuff.

I awnsered my own question with a retard's awnser.:Deh? i think i got half of what said...and i trip any of people good or bad it funny both ways :D

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

eh? i think i got half of what said...and i trip any of people good or bad it funny both ways :D
"Bad"

Your soul Is Mine
Gonna Take You Right
Just Show Your Face
In Broad Daylight
I'm Telling You
On How I Feel
Gonna Hurt Your Mind
Don't Shoot To Kill
Come On, Come On,
Lay It On Me All Right...

I'm Giving You
On Count Of Three
To Show Your Stuff
Or Let It Be . . .
I'm Telling You
Just Watch Your Mouth
I Know Your Game
What You're About

Well They Say The Sky's
The Limit
And To Me That's Really True
But My Friend You Have
Seen Nothing
Just Wait 'Til I Get Through . . .

Because I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
Come On
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
You Know It
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
Come On, You Know
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now
Just To Tell You Once Again,
Who's Bad . . .

The Word Is Out
You're Doin' Wrong
Gonna Lock You Up
Before Too Long,
Your Lyin' Eyes
Gonna Take You Right
So Listen Up
Don't Make A Fight,
Your Talk Is Cheap
You're Not A Man
You're Throwin' Stones
To Hide Your Hands

But They Say The Sky's
The Limit
And To Me That's Really True
And My Friends You Have
Seen Nothin'
Just Wait 'Til I Get Through . . .

Because I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
Come On
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
You Know It
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
You Know It, You Know
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now
(And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now)
Just To Tell You Once Again,
(Just To Tell You Once Again)
Who's Bad . . .

We Can Change The World
Tomorrow
This Could Be A Better Place
If You Don't Like What I'm
Sayin'
Then Won't You Slap My
Face . . .

Because I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
Come On
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
You Know It
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
You Know It, You Know
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)

Woo! Woo! Woo!
(And The Whole World Has
To Answer Right Now
Just To Tell You Once
Again . . .)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
Come On
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
You Know It-You Know It
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know, You Know, You
Know, Come On
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now
(And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now)
Just To Tell You
(Just To Tell You Once Again)

You Know I'm Smooth, I'm
Bad, You Know It
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad, I'm
Bad Baby
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know, You Know, You
Know It, Come On
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now
(And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now)
Woo!
(Just To Tell You Once Again)

You Know I'm Bad, I'm Bad-
You Know It
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad-You
Know-Hoo!
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
You Know I'm Bad-I'm Bad-
You Know It, You Know
(Bad Bad-Really, Really Bad)
And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now
(And The Whole World Has To
Answer Right Now)
Just To Tell You Once Again . . .
(Just To Tell You Once
Again . . .)
Who's Bad?
I'm bad.
Now the song may be irrevelant to the question at hand on the evening per se. But I will kick you *** from here to tim buck two *****!
Tripping people is not funny. It's hillarious. But what are the odds that you would be right there at the time these guys were fighting? Like five billion to one? Yeah that seems about right.

[Crazed Dragon]

Now the song may be irrevelant to the question at hand on the evening per se. But I will kick you *** from here to tim buck two *****!
Tripping people is not funny. It's hillarious. But what are the odds that you would be right there at the time these guys were fighting? Like five billion to one? Yeah that seems about right.ya your right it is hillarious, but if a had tried to spell it no one would know what i was talking about

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

ya your right it is hillarious, but if a had tried to spell it no one would know what i was talking about
GO FREDDY KRUEGER!!!


Okay back to buisness. Now what made you any more special than anyone else? Why did Satan spare you when he tried to kill all of humanity? Exactly. Because you had booze.

[Crazed Dragon]

GO FREDDY KRUEGER!!!


Okay back to buisness. Now what made you any more special than anyone else? Why did Satan spare you when he tried to kill all of humanity? Exactly. Because you had booze....if you had read my origens you would now why http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/9281/edgarnkw8.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

...if you had read my origens you would now why http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/9281/edgarnkw8.gif (http://imageshack.us)
I couldn't. The plot holes made me fall too much.

[Crazed Dragon]

I couldn't. The plot holes made me fall too much.well then i guess you'll never know

[DarkWizard_PitchBlackX]

well then i guess you'll never know
Yeah that's right...Plot holes...