War Thread

[Fierce Deity]

Who's army do you want to join?

Canada - Self Explanitory, ay?
Taken over by Canadia. All new citizens must go through intensive de-abooting sessions.

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i110/lilbill0005/canadiasmall.gif
Canadia - Canada, but without all the wierd things like ay, eh, and aboot.
Supreme Ruler - Fierce Deity
General Advisor - Crazed_Dragon
General - Pizzaman

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i110/lilbill0005/grenadiasmall.gif
Grenada - Country where all people are armed with grenades and like to blow things up. Recently bombed and nearly destroyed by Canadia.
Undesignated first in command - Chaos Master. No citizens, all happenings are the delusions of a sad man. Leader doesn't even back his own country, backs hell.

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i110/lilbill0005/spawn.jpg
Hell - Country ruled by DarkWizard_PitchBlackX. Not actually the real hell. Small island in the tropics.
Undistinguished first in command - DarkWizard_PitchBlackX.
Iconoclast and Chaos Master are not citizens, yet oddly enough back this country.

[Crazed Dragon]

Who's army do you want to join?

Canada - Self Explanitory

Canadia - Canada, but without all the wierd things like ay, eh, and aboot. Ruled by Fierce Deity

Grenada - Chaos Master's country. Uses grenades or something.YES!!! you took my adives!!! I'll go with Canadia? why? heres why

1 it a made up country who know the full power of it?
2 FD is my second have person here so i go with him
3 i heard a rumor that Bush moved to Grenada
4 FD made the thread i said they should make
5 FD could KILL CM
6 FD has help me out more than Cm
7 FD was the first person to welcome me here(i have a real good memory for stuff posted here)
8 there is more, much more
9 I call vice persadent of Canadia, because i know FD will be presadent

[Fierce Deity]

No, I am General Ruler.
You can be Vice President or whatever you want. Just know taht you are second in command. Make up your own title. I am a nice dictator. It seems with laws and precedents, people can win suits like spilling coffee on themselves. So, I get to preside in all suits, to make sure things are fair. However, I won't seize property and crap like that.

[Crazed Dragon]

No, I am General Ruler.
You can be Vice President or whatever you want. Just know taht you are second in command. Make up your own title. I am a nice dictator. It seems with laws and precedents, people can win suits like spilling coffee on themselves. So, I get to preside in all suits, to make sure things are fair. However, I won't seize property and crap like that.i all way ment that i was 1 under you

my title will be..."craze of the people" for now until i think of a good one...

[Fierce Deity]

How about "General advisor"?

[Crazed Dragon]

hey FD where is the poll? and where is CM? can't have a war with out the other side...

[Crazed Dragon]

How about "General advisor"?sounds good i'll take it

[chaos master]

Can I be treasurer of Canadia?

[Crazed Dragon]

Can I be treasurer of Canadia?WTH? you are the enemy!!! what are you doing?

[chaos master]

WTH? you are the enemy!!! what are you doing?
What am I doing...? What are YOU doing??? You can't beat me and I can't beat you. Such of the limitations of text. Now can I be treasurer...???

[Crazed Dragon]

What am I doing...? What are YOU doing??? You can't beat me and I can't beat you. Such of the limitations of text. Now can I be treasurer...???you should be supporting your own country!!! but if you surrender i bet FD will take it

[Fierce Deity]

Is taht you surrendering CM? If so, then yes, you can be treasurer. If not, then that would mean you are a spy and a war criminal and shall be executed upon capture.

CD, Canada is an enemy too.

[chaos master]

you should be supporting your own country!!! but if you surrender i bet FD will take it
No way! This will be a mess eight ways to Thursday, but okay.

Who will join who:

pizzaman: FD because he likes to toil with me and CD is his ally
Iconoclast: no one
DW_PBX: FD because he has free marshmallows
Kurt: FD or no one
FD: FD
CM: FD

....why won't anyone join me?!

Okay,, CM transfers to Grenadia.

***Grenadia collects $100,000,000 in tax revenue***

Grenadia builds:

50,000 tanks
1,000,000 barracks
10,000 artillery
400,000 snipers
200,000 mechs
and a plate of sausages

Grenadia's current staff:

everything: CM

***Grenadia captures Estonia, Russia, and the North and South Poles***

***Canadia builds tiberium refineries in Estonia, income increased by $100,000,000/turn***

***Canadia builds gamma shield over Estonia***

***Canadia begins secret project in Russia***

***Canadia begins secret project in North Pole***

***Canadia begins secret project in South Pole***

And I end my turn by placing this card face down!!

[chaos master]

Is taht you surrendering CM? If so, then yes, you can be treasurer. If not, then that would mean you are a spy and a war criminal and shall be executed upon capture.

CD, Canada is an enemy too.
Yeah, but I'm not good at making up excuses not to get killed. I mean, I can do it, but it's stupid. Nothing will get accomplished.

[Crazed Dragon]

Is taht you surrendering CM? If so, then yes, you can be treasurer. If not, then that would mean you are a spy and a war criminal and shall be executed upon capture.

CD, Canada is an enemy too.can't we make them an ally?

[chaos master]

can't we make them an ally?
Yeah, you could get extra energy units generated by trade, OH MY!!
(Alpha Centauri reference)

[Iconoclast]

I join NO MORTAL.

[Crazed Dragon]

I join NO MORTAL.huh funny that the name of Canadia's army...welcome!

[chaos master]

I join NO MORTAL.
Well, you are mortal, so....

Anyhoo, I expected him to not join anyone.

[Iconoclast]

Well, you are mortal, so....

Anyhoo, I expected him to not join anyone.Hey, if you have LimeWire, download Act A Fool by Ludricras. It'll drive you mad!

[Fierce Deity]

I join NO MORTAL.
I'm not mortal. Canadia recently captured th country of Hyrule. The triforce was immediately confiscated. So, I am immortal now. Gannondorf, the war criminal, has been executed.

[chaos master]

I'm not mortal. Canadia recently captured th country of Hyrule. The triforce was immediately confiscated. So, I am immortal now. Gannondorf, the war criminal, has been executed.
Grenadia was then gannon-banned and Grenadia did not obtain the Triforce, thereby staying crappy.

[Iconoclast]

Grenadia was then gannon-banned and Grenadia did not obtain the Triforce, thereby staying crappy.Lord Dagoth WILL come, and when he comes, he will destroy you both!

[Crazed Dragon]

I'm not mortal. Canadia recently captured th country of Hyrule. The triforce was immediately confiscated. So, I am immortal now. Gannondorf, the war criminal, has been executed.yes!!! good new indeed, but we still need to make canada are ally, and were is the poll? there should be one so we can see are followers

[chaos master]

Lord Dagoth WILL come, and when he comes, he will destroy you both!
That's what they all say. You sound like a fanatical hobo.
I would think you'd be against this thread, as it is just another fight thread, but this time with bigger factions.
Should I close this....or not?

[Fierce Deity]

Lord Dagoth WILL come, and when he comes, he will destroy you both!
Lord Dagoth the war criminal has been captured and executed.

P.S. don't close this.

[chaos master]

yes!!! good new indeed, but we still need to make canada are ally, and were is the poll? there should be one so we can see are followers
You were gannon-banned, foo! Now shut up and eat your gruel....

This is why I mostly dislike these text battle thingies. No one knows what's going on and you can win just because you say so.

[chaos master]

Lord Dagoth the war criminal has been captured and executed.

P.S. don't close this.
Okay. What are we going to do now?

[Fierce Deity]

Actually, you were gannon-banned. You even said so. Besides, I rank higher in gannon-banning, as I have known about that site for years now.

You should declare your surrender to me. I will give you a high ranking position. You can be a General. Iconoclast can be some sort of Intellectual dealie.

[Iconoclast]

That's what they all say. You sound like a fanatical hobo.
I would think you'd be against this thread, as it is just another fight thread, but this time with bigger factions.
Should I close this....or not?Actually, that was a quote from a Sleeper and Dreamer of Morrowind. Dagoth Ur spread his red skies across Morrowind, infecting all organisms with the Blight. The dreamers went mad, dreaming of his awakening.

[Crazed Dragon]

Actually, you were gannon-banned. You even said so. Besides, I rank higher in gannon-banning, as I have known about that site for years now.

You should declare your surrender to me. I will give you a high ranking position. You can be a General. Iconoclast can be some sort of Intellectual dealie.hah then they'll be under me! what fun that will be, FD please make a poll and get canada to join us

[Fierce Deity]

Hmmm. That doesn't quote answer any of our questions Iconoclast.

[Fierce Deity]

hah then they'll be under me! what fun that will be, FD please make a poll and get canada to join us
Okay, okay. What do you want the poll to say? Advise me!

[chaos master]

Actually, you were gannon-banned. You even said so. Besides, I rank higher in gannon-banning, as I have known about that site for years now.

You should declare your surrender to me. I will give you a high ranking position. You can be a General. Iconoclast can be some sort of Intellectual dealie.
Tsk, so arrogant....

No, I won't surrender. You can imagine bombing me all day, but I will still be here. Grenadians are invincible gods.

[Fierce Deity]

You can't have gods for citizens! That's just plain unfair. Besides, I already bombed your city of bombs. You know have radiation and corpses everywhere, and all of your explosive/ammunition weapons have been destroyed from the explosions. You have all battery weapons left. Bats, Clubs, Swords, etcetera....

[Fierce Deity]

Okay, okay. What do you want the poll to say? Advise me!
CD! what do you want the poll to say? You are failing your advisory position! I will demote you to General Advisor so fast, your head will spin. If you do a good job though, you might get promoted to General Advisor! ;)

[Crazed Dragon]

Okay, okay. What do you want the poll to say? Advise me!ah, will the 3 choices you staded at the begining of this thread and maybe america and a "others" choice as will, tho i'm not big on the "others" one because then ever crack pot will have there own country...hmmm my own country...

edit; You were just advised

[Crazed Dragon]

CD! what do you want the poll to say? You are failing your advisory position! I will demote you to General Advisor so fast, your head will spin. If you do a good job though, you might get promoted to General Advisor! ;)i just posted my answer and i had to go out for a bit i wasn't failing to do my job 257

[chaos master]

You can't have gods for citizens! That's just plain unfair. Besides, I already bombed your city of bombs. You know have radiation and corpses everywhere, and all of your explosive/ammunition weapons have been destroyed from the explosions. You have all battery weapons left. Bats, Clubs, Swords, etcetera....
Well, actually, I do. And they are my soldiers, as well. My grenades are explosion resistent on the outside, but not on the inside, so they work. Anyhoo, I could get one of my soldiers to go sit on your entire country while I go celebrate in the Grenadian tropics.

[Fierce Deity]

Either way, you have no gods. I keep editing the first post to show the kingdoms and their status, and if you make a fair attack, I will chang ethe status. None of this we have gods and magic grenades crap. I will also post the members of each group.

[Crazed Dragon]

ah, will the 3 choices you staded at the begining of this thread and maybe america and a "others" choice as will, tho i'm not big on the "others" one because then ever crack pot will have there own country...hmmm my own country...

edit; You were just advisedyour advisere readvises you with the same advise

[Fierce Deity]

lol, how do I add a poll after I already made the thread...?

[Crazed Dragon]

lol, how do I add a poll after I already made the thread...?easy just go to thread tools and you'll see what to do

[Fierce Deity]

I looked in there, and I missed it. Damned reading dealie... :p

[Crazed Dragon]

I looked in there, and I missed it. Damned reading dealie... :pheh lol, i didn't know you can make the poll before you sumit the thread...

[Fierce Deity]

lol. Iconoclast voted for DarkWizardPitchBlackX's country, Hell.

[Crazed Dragon]

lol. Iconoclast voted for DarkWizardPitchBlackX's country, Hell.you haven't voted for us yet! come on if you do we are winning!!!

[Fierce Deity]

Only followers should vote. I don't want to vote for my own country, that would be unfair.

[Crazed Dragon]

Only followers should vote. I don't want to vote for my own country, that would be unfair.but the question is Which country do like best/want to win? you do want your country to win don't you? and you know CM and DarkWizard will vote for theres, you should too 258

[Fierce Deity]

Should they be immature and vote for theirs, I will vote for mine too, but I only want to do it in retaliation....

[Crazed Dragon]

Should they be immature and vote for theirs, I will vote for mine too, but I only want to do it in retaliation....ha, ok well we need to get more peoples attention so they come to this thread...

hey FD why do you all way put that smile in your title?

[Fierce Deity]

It's my signature move. It's what I do. Also, it has much more impact if I put an angry face or a sad face there, as I always have the grin there. Also, you can tell if it is me or not, based on that smiley. :D

[Crazed Dragon]

It's my signature move. It's what I do. Also, it has much more impact if I put an angry face or a sad face there, as I always have the grin there. Also, you can tell if it is me or not, based on that smiley. :Dso it like me and my green text...i see

Canadia will WIN!!!

[Fierce Deity]

Yes it is. Is that a preference you have set, or do you have to paste/type [*COLOR="green"][/*COLOR] everytime? Also, I like this color better.

[Crazed Dragon]

Yes it is. Is that a preference you have set, or do you have to paste/type [*COLOR="green"][/*COLOR] everytime? Also, I like this color better.i just choose the green i don't paste nothing

it was either this green or this blue and i thought the green be easyer to read

[Fierce Deity]

It is, but I like thsi color much better than your green.

[Crazed Dragon]

It is, but I like thsi color much better than your green.i don't like that you too bright and it looks like puke green

[Fierce Deity]

You look like puke green. Or something. Wait. Why the hell are you puking green? He's radioactive! The General Advisor is radioactive! Take him to the OR, stat!

[Crazed Dragon]

You look like puke green. Or something. Wait. Why the hell are you puking green? He's radioactive! The General Advisor is radioactive! Take him to the OR, stat!no it a name of a green, a inproper name of one...

i see you colored up your sig

[Fierce Deity]

Looks better, doesn't it?

[Crazed Dragon]

Looks better, doesn't it?other than the green and yellow, yes it does, my fav color in there is this one

[Fierce Deity]

What did you do so that your text is always green?

[Crazed Dragon]

What did you do so that your text is always green?nothing, when making my post i choose the green every time, err you do know were to locate the colors right? there beside the text size and smilely list(the list at the top not the side)

[chaos master]

Either way, you have no gods. I keep editing the first post to show the kingdoms and their status, and if you make a fair attack, I will chang ethe status. None of this we have gods and magic grenades crap. I will also post the members of each group.
Then none of this immortal and we have the triforce crap. I move my rook to D12. TASTE IT!!

[Crazed Dragon]

Then none of this immortal and we have the triforce crap. I move my rook to D12. TASTE IT!!why did you vote for hell and not your self? you want to lose? then surrender to us alreadey!!!

[chaos master]

so it like me and my green text...i see

Canadia will WIN!!!
In a game where there is no rules or limitations (well, small limitations) and you start with bombers, I don't see why not.

Also, I have no grenades in Grenadia. I just named it that and put the flag like that so you would bomb us like the geniuses you are, which really only aided my men in digging for tiberium to make us all rich. Tell me, how can a country that is two hours old have a stable enough economy and enough extra funds to support a country-wide bombing run? I don't think even the United States could afford that (well, we're already in debt, but you get the point), Your citizens must be miserable under your rule.

Fierce Diety, we should use our funds to build hospitals, schools, police stations, fire stations, power plants, roads, and farms.

Hmmm, maybe, or maybe we can blow it all on a bombing run on Grenadia (which ironically has no grenades)!

I, however, am focusing on getting a stable flow of revenue coming into my coffers, so that Grenadia might last longer than a day.

[Crazed Dragon]

Also, I have no grenades in Grenadia. I just named it that and put the flag like that so you would bomb us like the geniuses you are, which really only aided my men in digging for tiberium to make us all rich. Tell me, how can a country that is two hours old have a stable enough economy and enough extra funds to support a country-wide bombing run? I don't think even the United States could afford that (well, we're already in debt, but you get the point), Your citizens must be miserable under your rule.

your lying
Wouldn't it be awesome if they renamed Canada "Grenada" and it was legal to throw grenades at random people?
this was the founding thought on grenadia careful what you say CM :nono:

[chaos master]

your lying

this was the founding thought on gernada careful what you say CM :nono:
Haha! That was Grenada, fool! THIS is Grenadia, with an I. We don't have grenades in Grenadia. No, I'm not lying. Grenada is the place with the grenades.

[Crazed Dragon]

your lying

this was the founding thought on grenadia careful what you say CM :nono: i under lined what i said take a look then reply

[chaos master]

i under lined what i said take a look then reply
I already did. :3 Anyhow, my men use other weapons mostly.

[Crazed Dragon]

I already did. :3 Anyhow, my men use other weapons mostly.err CM a little help with the ungreen quote...

[chaos master]

why did you vote for hell and not your self? you want to lose? then surrender to us alreadey!!!
Am I required to vote for myself?

[chaos master]

err CM a little help with the ungreen quote...
Now I hope I made it clear that Grenada is the grenade obsessed country. Grenadia controls them. We use them as a grenade cache and mining depot.

[Crazed Dragon]

Am I required to vote for myself?no you are not but voting for some one else means you don't want to win you want who you voted for to win

ps thank you for regreening it

[chaos master]

no you are not but voting for some one else means you don't want to win you want who you voted for to win

ps thank you for regreening it
what do you mean I don't want to win? The votes do not alter the battle in any way.

[Crazed Dragon]

what do you mean I don't want to win? The votes do not alter the battle in any way.the question is Which country do like best/want to win? by voting for hell that means you think that it is the best and you want it to win

[chaos master]

the question is Which country do like best/want to win? by voting for hell that means you think that it is the best and you want it to win
Well, there *is* such a thing as a strategy. I make crappy strategies.

[Crazed Dragon]

Well, there *is* such a thing as a strategy. I make crappy strategies.indeed you do but with what you did i could make a very cunning and evil plan, but i won't be sharing it with you ofcorse! mu oo ah ah!!!

[chaos master]

indeed you do but with what you did i could make a very cunning and evil plan, but i won't be sharing it with you ofcorse! mu oo ah ah!!!
Yes, of course....

[pizzaman]

Canadia!!!

[Crazed Dragon]

Canadia!!!
YES!!!please talk to our leader FD for your rank and job you'll be third top!

[pizzaman]

YES!!!please talk to our leader FD for your rank and job you'll be third top!
Well since I'm PizzaMan( AKA Terminator V2 ) I'll be on the front lines killing everybody with my minigun arms.

[chaos master]

Canadia!!!
pizzaman is quite the predictable person...

[chaos master]

Well since I'm PizzaMan( AKA Terminator V2 ) I'll be on the front lines killing everybody with my minigun arms.
Well, since I'm chaos master, I'll just get the Jolly Green Giant to smash your army to pieces.
Makes just as much sense.

[chaos master]

....why won't anybody join Grenadia?

[pizzaman]

Well, since I'm chaos master, I'll just get the Jolly Green Giant to smash your army to pieces.
Not likely. I'm made from the same metal Wolverine is made of, and it's undestructable!

[pizzaman]

....why won't anybody join Grenadia?
Why didn't you?


P.S. How am I predictable?

[chaos master]

Why didn't you?


P.S. How am I predictable?
I rule Grenadia.
You are predictable because I predicted that you would join Canadia, and you did.

[Kurt]

I rule Grenadia.
You are predictable because I predicted that you would join Canadia, and you did.Off topic, but Pizzaman isn't really that predictable.

[chaos master]

Not likely. I'm made from the same metal Wolverine is made of, and it's undestructable!
If pizzaman gets indestructable armor, then I get my god citizens back.

[chaos master]

Off topic, but Pizzaman isn't really that predictable.
Well, he was in this case....

[Crazed Dragon]

pizzaman is quite the predictable person...hah CM i did some good old recrewting to get pizzaman 259 you could too but i don't think you'll sucede :p

[pizzaman]

Off topic, but Pizzaman isn't really that predictable.
That's true. CM, I posted that I had that kind of armor before now. You just want to be stronger because you're jealous. :nono:

[Neo Gaara]

I would like to motion the name change of Canada to KANADA! Because I love the movie Akira.

[chaos master]

hah CM i did some good old recrewting to get pizzaman 259 you could too but i don't think you'll sucede :p
On another note, you could try Grammar and Spelling, but I don't think you'll succeed.

That's true. CM, I posted that I had that kind of armor before now. You just want to be stronger because you're jealous.
I bet didn't know what he was talking about and that you just agreed because it was on your side. If you are going to give yourself god like abilities, then it's pointless trying to fight you. I could run around saying that if you get closer than 1,000,000,000,000 miles to Grenadia, my artillery will pump your body full of thousands of shells, but that's just cheating, like your armor.

[Crazed Dragon]

On another note, you could try Grammar and Spelling, but I don't think you'll succeed.


I bet didn't know what he was talking about and that you just agreed because it was on your side. If you are going to give yourself god like abilities, then it's pointless trying to fight you. I could run around saying that if you get closer than 1,000,000,000,000 miles to Grenadia, my artillery will pump your body full of thousands of shells, but that's just cheating, like your armor.your just mad Canadia is what the people want

[chaos master]

your just mad Canadia is what the people want
Sure, that is almost half of nothing what I meant. Good show!

Anyhow, I'm just about finished with this thread; what point does it have?

[Crazed Dragon]

Sure, that is almost half of nothing what I meant. Good show!

Anyhow, I'm just about finished with this thread; what point does it have?penlty but since your the enemy i'm not telling you :p wait till tomorrow and you might get some people on your side....maybe

[Kurt]

I don't see the point of this thread either... especially since it deters you guys from posting in more interesting ones.

[Crazed Dragon]

I don't see the point of this thread either... especially since it deters you guys from posting in more interesting ones.i post in any thread i can, aslong as i have something to say

[chaos master]

penlty but since your the enemy i'm not telling you :p wait till tomorrow and you might get some people on your side....maybe
Is it me or is it a running gag on CoolROM to be against me? Not saying all of you do it, but....it just seems that way sometimes.

What's "pently?"

[Crazed Dragon]

Is it me or is it a running gag on CoolROM to be against me? Not saying all of you do it, but....it just seems that way sometimes.

What's "pently?"plenty* and nah i mess with any one i can on here...no not that why prevert

[Fierce Deity]

Yes, Pizzaman can join our cause. He will be 3rd in command. Choose your title Pizzaman. Head Chef or something, lol....

Why did CM vote for Hell? It is just DWPBX's small island in the tropics. It is no fun.

[Crazed Dragon]

Yes, Pizzaman can join our cause. He will be 3rd in command. Choose your title Pizzaman. Head Chef or something, lol....

Why did CM vote for Hell? It is just DWPBX's small island in the tropics. It is no fun.I asked him the same thing but i got some weird Cm answer

that right pizzaman is here thanks to me! i did some recrewting

[pizzaman]

I don't see the point of this thread either... especially since it deters you guys from posting in more interesting ones.
I hate it when you guys make pointless posts. Like this one for example. If you don't care, then don't post in it. There's no reason to close any thread unless it's being spammed or some other thing regarding the rules. I see more and more of these post everyday. It's annoying, and I'm not just saying Kurt. He's just lucky enough to be the evidence of this stuff. So people, stop making posts like this. Yes, it is spam.

[pizzaman]

Yes, Pizzaman can join our cause. He will be 3rd in command. Choose your title Pizzaman. Head Chef or something, lol....

Why did CM vote for Hell? It is just DWPBX's small island in the tropics. It is no fun.
Yes CD called me in. I'm gonna be the general, and I'm going to be made of undestructable metal.

[Kurt]

I hate it when you guys make pointless posts. Like this one for example. If you don't care, then don't post in it. There's no reason to close any thread unless it's being spammed or some other thing regarding the rules. I see more and more of these post everyday. It's annoying, and I'm not just saying Kurt. He's just lucky enough to be the evidence of this stuff. So people, stop making posts like this. Yes, it is spam.Actually, I was responding to someone else's post. Spam is negligible unless in vast quanities, so I don't know what you're *****ing about, especially since your post was a whole lot spammier than mine. As far as I'm concerned, this whole topic is spam and if I don't get to say something slightly off-topic, then I forgot what I'll do. I'm not going to even pretend that I'm interested in this thread.

Also, from now on, I'm going to point out every single spam post you ever make.

[Fierce Deity]

Okay, I'll make you general. The main post is now edited. It is indestructible, and you can't be made out of that, because CM can't have god citizens. In fact, he has no citizens, he just has a bunch of granades. I however, have just taken over Canada, so all of it's citizens are now mine.

[Crazed Dragon]

Okay, I'll make you general. The main post is now edited. It is indestructible, and you can't be made out of that, because CM can't have god citizens. In fact, he has no citizens, he just has a bunch of granades. I however, have just taken over Canada, so all of it's citizens are now mine.yes we have canada WOOO!!! boo yaw!!! where should we take next?

[pizzaman]

Actually, I was responding to someone else's post. Spam is negligible unless in vast quanities, so I don't know what you're *****ing about, especially since your post was a whole lot spammier than mine. As far as I'm concerned, this whole topic is spam and if I don't get to say something slightly off-topic, then I forgot what I'll do. I'm not going to even pretend that I'm interested in this thread.

Also, from now on, I'm going to point out every single spam post you ever make.
Well what I'm doing right now is spamming, but it's because I don't ignore people. From what CM said, it doesn't matter what the thread is about, it can be anything. Read the rules of General Chat, and you might learn that.

[chaos master]

Yes CD called me in. I'm gonna be the general, and I'm going to be made of undestructable metal.
You see, FD? He takes too much power. Kick him OUT!

I hate it when you guys make pointless posts. Like this one for example. If you don't care, then don't post in it. There's no reason to close any thread unless it's being spammed or some other thing regarding the rules. I see more and more of these post everyday. It's annoying, and I'm not just saying Kurt. He's just lucky enough to be the evidence of this stuff. So people, stop making posts like this. Yes, it is spam.

Anyhoo, pizzaman acts like this sinless all-knowing angel who denounces us when we do stuff wrong. I think pizzaman really wanted to bust me for that.... Blah blah blah back to topic.

I am withdrawing from the war. No, I'm not surrendering, and if you barge in Grenadia or its territories uninvited, you will find a very large shoe mark on your buttocks when you wake up in the middle of the ocean on a crate.

[Crazed Dragon]

I am withdrawing from the war. No, I'm not surrendering, and if you barge in Grenadia or its territories uninvited, you will find a very large shoe mark on your buttocks when you wake up in the middle of the ocean on a crate.to back out = surrender

[chaos master]

Well what I'm doing right now is spamming, but it's because I don't ignore people. From what CM said, it doesn't matter what the thread is about, it can be anything. Read the rules of General Chat, and you might learn that.
The threads can be about most anything, but you have to stay reasonably on topic within the thread.

[Fierce Deity]

Actually, I was responding to someone else's post. Spam is negligible unless in vast quanities, so I don't know what you're *****ing about, especially since your post was a whole lot spammier than mine. As far as I'm concerned, this whole topic is spam and if I don't get to say something slightly off-topic, then I forgot what I'll do. I'm not going to even pretend that I'm interested in this thread.

Also, from now on, I'm going to point out every single spam post you ever make.
Now, now, let's not get too upset. You can make your own country, if you want. You can join an existing country, as it won't crumble like CM's is.

[chaos master]

to back out = surrender
I withdrew, dimwit.:rolleyes:

[pizzaman]

to back out = surrender
So that means that we have won. We now have Canada and Granade?

Edit: CM, what did I say about you? I wasn't talking about you, you never make those posts.

[chaos master]

Now, now, let's not get too upset. You can make your own country, if you want. You can join an existing country, as it won't crumble like CM's is.
Remind me, how is my nation crumbling? It's just not belligerent. SOME people can solve their problems without fighting, thank you very much.

[pizzaman]

Now, now, let's not get too upset. You can make your own country, if you want. You can join an existing country, as it won't crumble like CM's is.
Yeah, he surrendered, actually.

[chaos master]

So that means that we have won. We now have Canada and Granade?

Edit: CM, what did I say about you? I wasn't talking about you, you never make those posts.
You can have Granade, that place is where all the toilets lead to. But as for Granadia and it's territories, I made a pact so I will only be defensive.

[Fierce Deity]

Look, this thread was supposed to be for fun, but then you all started arguing, adn complaining that it was spam, and now CM, our opposition doesn't want to play anymore. If you guys don't stop spamming, as in not posting about the war, and if you just argue, then I'll just close this....

[chaos master]

Yeah, he surrendered, actually.
Your imagination is wonderful.

[Crazed Dragon]

I withdrew, dimwit.:rolleyes:they are all ways of saying you surrender

[chaos master]

Look, this thread was supposed to be for fun, but then you all started arguing, adn complaining that it was spam, and now CM, our opposition doesn't want to play anymore. If you guys don't stop spamming, as in not posting about the war, and if you just argue, then I'll just close this....
1. HOLY CRAP FD MADE A SAD FACE!
2. Yeah, this isn't fun anymore....
3. I still rule Granadia and it's territories, dammit!

[Fierce Deity]

Remind me, how is my nation crumbling? It's just not belligerent. SOME people can solve their problems without fighting, thank you very much.
Nope, not in a war thread. You have to fight here.

[chaos master]

Nope, not in a war thread. You have to fight here.
So I'll make a peace thread, alright?

[Kurt]

Read the rules of General Chat, and you might learn that.


What is spam/unacceptable:

- rapidly posting nonsenical or meaningless things on a thread
- being too off topic for a prolonged time
- flaming, disrespecting users(non teasingly), bullying, cyberstalking, etc.
- reposting the same message over and over
- starting fights
- rascism
- severe elitism
As far as I can tell, I wasn't even within rule-breaking perimeters. I made one off-topic post, responding to someone else's slightly off-topic post. I don't see what the big deal is. Anyway, you guys can continue. Whatever else pizzaman has to say about the subject is probably irrelevant and he can PM it to me if he wants. Same goes for the rest of you. I'm not really interested in this thread at all, because it seems like you guys just made it up, pulled it out of thin air or something.

[Crazed Dragon]

1. HOLY CRAP FD MADE A SAD FACE!
lmao look FD you were right!!!

[Fierce Deity]

So I'll make a peace thread, alright?
WTH would you do there?!??

I'm gonna sign a peace treaty with Greenland.
Oh no you don't!
Yes, I do.
Not if I sign one first!
</gay>

[chaos master]

WTH would you do there?!??
1 word: six pounds of jelly donuts

[Fierce Deity]

1 word: six pounds of jelly donuts
So, not only is that five words, but in response to my question, that would mean that you plan to make a thread in which you can do six pounds of jelly donuts. By do, I hope you don't mean what I think you mean.

[Crazed Dragon]

1 word: six pounds of jelly donutssoo... it be you by yourself getting fat(fatter?) of donuts...if i say so my self BORING!!! ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz

[chaos master]

soo... it be you by yourself getting fat(fatter?) of donuts...if i say so my self BORING!!! ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz
Well, actually, I wouldn't eat them per se...
Anyhoo, in the peace thread, we will play many hours of Gamecube, which vastly surpasses the Ps2 to pizzaman's surprise.

[pizzaman]

Well, actually, I wouldn't eat them per se...
Anyhoo, in the peace thread, we will play many hours of Gamecube, which vastly surpasses the Ps2 to pizzaman's surprise.
I don't understand that quote. Are you saying that NGC is better then PS2?

[Kurt]

I don't understand that quote. Are you saying that NGC is better then PS2?Now that this thread has deteriorated into worthless spam, I feel safe here.

No, they're both vastly underdeveloped systems with few good games. The PS2 had more overhyped games, the GCN had less hype for no reason, even though it had some truly killer games (Tales Of Symphonia, and I don't even like console RPGs).

[chaos master]

I don't understand that quote. Are you saying that NGC is better then PS2?
No, I'm saying that GCN is better than PS2. I like to claim the GCN (not NGC) is ultimate for almost no reason. BUT, the GCN's hardware is actually better than the PS2 hardware. In fact, out of the Xbox, GCN, and PS2, the PS2 has the worst hardware. They are faster and have better graphics than the PS2. Also, PS2 has only 2 controller ports. Okay, so you could get a multitap and get 4p, but Nintendo could do that back with the NES (Four Score, anyone?) and many PS2 games don't support 4p, anyway. 2p seems too little to me. The Xbox is the most powerful (and the most expensive) out of the three. As for games, many games (mostly ports) run very poorly compared to the other systems, what with crashing and the slow down that just seems to occur more often on PS2. Yet, the PS2 does have some great games, but some were ported off (with better graphics, etcetera) to the Xbox. That is not to say that the PS2 originals were not the best. Furthermore, the original PS2 design (don't know about the new design yet, though I do have it) in many cases worked fine for a year or two, then started making clicking noises. It happened to me and 3 of my friends, just to name a few. The clicking noises would eventually worsen until they effected gameplay. First, the game would slow down, then it would start freezing and having Disc Read Errors, then the disc tray would not come out easily, and then it would lose the ability to read the discs altogether, a sad, sad fate for the person who has all these games when his system failed him. I think that happens due to flaws in design, I think it is a gear somewhere. They did seem to fix it in the new design, so I give Sony kudos for that, but they still made a big mistake when their system failed so soon. Now, the Gamecube also wears out, but not until after a much longer time. Even then, I could still play it, I just had to let it warm up for a minute, and then it worked for some reason or another. My Xbox is still only about a year old, so IDk how/when it will wear out. The Xbox did have the overheating and faulty disc drives, so they had problems there, as well. I din't remember if the Gamecube had any problems; I don't think so. PS2 does have more online support than Gamecube, but the PS2's online service is supposedly blown out of the water comapred to Xbox Live. The PS2's controller is okay, though it has worn out on me faster than my Gamecube controller has, which I had for longer. By worn out, I mean that it is in bad shape, and there is something loose inside it, which I hear when i shake it and it sometimes jams the buttons. Nintendo has been known for making durable electronics, however. No, I did not smash my PS2 controller around; I treated it the same as my Gamecube and Xbox ones. Yet, my Xbox controller is relatively new. In conclusion, my experience with PS2's hardware/games/other stuff was a bit less than the other systems. Thank you for letting me say this.

Anyhow, back to topic....

Grenadia is the rocksers! It will pawn you! Rolling on the floor laughing my ****ing *** off!

[chaos master]

Now that this thread has deteriorated into worthless spam, I feel safe here.
I suppose the war's over, and this thread will be done soon...

[Crazed Dragon]

I suppose the war's over, and this thread will be done soon...tho i die la restons will...live...on...*dead*

no i didn't die :nono: i can only wish

[Kirsdarke]

woo reviving another random thread!

I would fight for the Siberian Militia, simply for the fact they are nice people and armageddon is coming. We would fight the Myanmarians in the War of the Worlds.

( i think its getting a bit late...)

[Systemeth]

I'm my own side. We're the Terratoss Directorate. We came from one galaxy over have established a foothold on your pitiful planet.

Our base of operations is Australia.

But now we are callling it Austria. Because so many people confuse it now it IS!

[Kirsdarke]

Oh even better! I'd organize an army of 00's from A-K and we would go to the NRPG and totally burn it to the ground! Mwahahahahahah!

[chaos master]

woo reviving another random thread!

Yea it's kinda getting annoying...:)

[Kirsdarke]

Yea it's kinda getting annoying...:)You'll get over it.

Now I'm gonna have to use my army to destroy CM for thinking I am being annoying. *nukes CM* ha hows it feel?

[Fierce Deity]

I've long since disbanded Canadia. The citizens surrendered to Canada. Why is this still here? :P

[chaos master]

You'll get over it.

Now I'm gonna have to use my army to destroy CM for thinking I am being annoying. *nukes CM* ha hows it feel?

Idk, you tell me:
http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/239/kirsdarkenukedwl3.png (http://imageshack.us)
OH WE COOL NOW, HUH?!?!?

[Systemeth]

I believe the following is in order.

Excellent! *airguitars*

[Kirsdarke]

Idk, you tell me:
http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/239/kirsdarkenukedwl3.png (http://imageshack.us)
OH WE COOL NOW, HUH?!?!?Eh it could have been worse. Tell me how did you do that that's pretty cool.

[chaos master]

Eh it could have been worse. Tell me how did you do that that's pretty cool.

Well I wasn't exactly going to use my entire arsenal.
If I told you the location of my secret missle silos, they wouldn't be secret anymore, now would they??!??!?!? Plus I like threatening nuclear assault.

[Kirsdarke]

Well I wasn't exactly going to use my entire arsenal.
If I told you the location of my secret missle silos, they wouldn't be secret anymore, now would they??!??!?!? Plus I like threatening nuclear assault.Bah you're just being a wimp. Like a few nukes to the face would really hurt that bad.

[chaos master]

Bah you're just being a wimp. Like a few nukes to the face would really hurt that bad.

Wimp, or strategical mastermind? Eh? EH???

[Kirsdarke]

Wimp, or strategical mastermind? Eh? EH???Probably a little of both. Although I don't even think you can spell strategical mastermind.

[Fierce Deity]

Probably a little of both. Although I don't even think you can spell trategical mastermind.

He did. You didn't. There's an 'S'.

[Kirsdarke]

He did. You didn't. There's an 'S'.Shut up yes I did you doctored my post :D I did not edit it either

[Kristaps513]

NOOO i couldn't vote for my born country hell!! :shocked: :(

[Systemeth]

It says you edited it Darke.
Nice try though.