"The Bit Bucket" Lounge

[DarthBrady]

**Welcome To The Bit Bucket!!**

**This is the Thread Where you can Post Whatever Random Science And Tech Talk you like**

The Rules are Simple: Dont Be a DoucheBag! Respect this forum just as you would Random Info, or any other open Thread, and have fun!! :D


:) And I DarthBrady, Reserve the right to envoke powers of the Force When Neccesary. :)

[DarthBrady]

WOW, I have a Fresh, New Forum!!!!!!!!

This was a real suprise, I just logged into CoolROM, and was like, "holy crap!! there is a new forum, and I am the mod!, Sweet!" Seriously I didnt even know. It feels like an award or something.

I must have sub-conciously used the force to make admin create it and didnt even know it!! LOL. See, the Force can be dangerous when you drink beer all weekend. Good thing I didnt want an atomic bomb, I may have blown the Ohio valley up and Never even known!! LOL.

But Serioulsly, This is just Great, and I hope everyone has a Great time here, discussing all your Science and Tech thoughts/news/ideas/whatever!!

[ridley]

science fact its physically impossible for pigs to look up at the sky

congratulations on you new position darthbrady

[pizzaman]

Oh yes, Ridley's right! Congratulations man. :D

[DarthBrady]

Thanks Guys!

and to keep that on going ridley.....

scientists have proven that a pig's orgasm lasts for approx. 30 Minutes!

[fiReBirD]

Lol... i wanna be half pig and half man...

[Kameo]

Like a pig cares about orgasms :p. I bet he doesn't even understand its purpose, he just feels he should "do it" but no idea why. Otherwise pigs would be busy puzzyhunting the whole day, like us human males :p .....

[pizzaman]

A human can live for two( Maybe 3 ) hours without his/her heart beating.

[DarthBrady]

The Human Head can live from 30 seconds to as long as 3 Minutes after being cut off. If you cut off a head at the lowest point of the neck possible, the head can still have all functions in tact, except speech(no lungs), but the jaw and mouth can still move like normal!

[pizzaman]

The Human Head can live from 30 seconds to as long as 3 Minutes after being cut off. If you cut off a head at the lowest point of the neck possible, the head can still have all functions in tact, except speech(no lungs), but the jaw and mouth can still move like normal!
Oooo, creepy, yet interesting.

People can go on and live almost normal lives with half their brain cut off. Sometimes the other half of the brain will take over the responibilities of the half that got cut off.

[noodles]

Lions can have 30+ orgasms a day.

[pizzaman]

Lions can have 30+ orgasms a day.
Madonna has 30+ orgasms a day.

[noodles]

Well, Madonna and lions are similar in that they are both blonde hairy beasts. I suppose that's just another similarity.

[FERGUS_MANERGUS]

Roflmfaoal

[DarthBrady]

Well, Madonna and lions are similar in that they are both blonde hairy beasts. I suppose that's just another similarity.

Extreme LOL :D

They are not fully the same though, lions don't pretend to be jewish, just because they think it helps their image.

[noodles]

No, but lions eat all kinds of meat.

[DarthBrady]

No, but lions eat all kinds of meat.

I'm not sure if madonna eats meat, but I bet she sure has swallowed enough of it! LOL. (sorry for the crude dirty joke...I couldn't resist.)


Science Fact: I once made a "Fart Flame" over 2 1/2 feet in length, and burned the drapes hanging in my living room.

[noodles]

Don't apologize, I set you up for that one!

And congrats on the 2.5 ft "self-powered flamethrower".

[chaos master]

I'm not sure if madonna eats meat, but I bet she sure has swallowed enough of it! LOL. (sorry for the crude dirty joke...I couldn't resist.)


swallow=eat^bird......

[Fierce Deity]

Holy hell. So...off...topic...can't...breathe...in...here...* gaspcoughhackthhoorp*

*dies*

Random Science Fact: Sniffing Bananas helps you lose weight.

[DarthBrady]

Holy hell. So...off...topic...can't...breathe...in...here...* gaspcoughhackthhoorp*

*dies*

Random Science Fact: Sniffing Bananas helps you lose weight.

Hehehe...lol

THis is the Bit Bucket Lounge Dude, I don't mind if you go off topic here, as long as you are enjoying yourself, and not being a douchebag. LOL :)


Now, how in the effin' hell does sniffing bananas help you lose weight?!
is that for real? If I get drunk and hit on a fat chick, and smell a banana, then will she look thin to me? Or does it not work both ways? :devil:

[DarthBrady]

Haha.. Good one. :)

But why does this now kinda remind me of the movie, Shallow Hal?


what we need here, is a similar, but original idea.

Here's Mine:
How about a Car Wax, that has some sort of holographic power to make my car look like a Ferrari or a Bentley or Something. Now THAT would that help ya' chicks! :D

[pizzaman]

Actually Lamborghini sells the Lamborghini countach body kit for aroud 15 G. You could buy that, and put it on your car. Saves you buying a real one, but looks identical. Except for the seats and engine. :/

[pizzaman]

Or we can just make your car so shiny that its impossible to stare at without going blind. Oh wait, that's probably illegal.

Go with pizzaman's idea, and add in either a banana-scented air freshner or an Axe-scented one, depending on the chick in your car.
Lol, I saw one of those for sale for 30 G a week ago in the newspaper. When in reality they would cost around 120 G in those conditions.

[DarthBrady]

Eagles mate while in the air.

me too, it's just easier than trying it underwater. :devil:

[DarthBrady]

Mile high club? lol.

Underwater (pools mainly) isn't worth the effort. Coldness and I don't get along too well.

No, never flown in a plane. I was just joking around.

And yeah, cold water is generally no good when it comes to ,well.. you get the point. Get a hot tub, now thats not a bad idea.

[Klendathu]

http://www.mkaku.org/index.html

If you have some time to waste read some of the articles.
Interesting stuff.

[Winston]

Science fact for sex: Do it ona dryer or washing machine while in use, It wil lstimulate both you and your partner and a be a new enjoyable way of making babies

[Winston]

Wow lots of spelling mistakes lol

[Agent Smith]

Useless science fact....

The former Soviet Union tested the biggest nuclear bomb ever....
Called The Tsar Bomba it was 57 Megatons of pure citykilling action...
Just to show what 57 megatons really is, all the energy released from this single expolsion was equal to 1 percent of the sun's total output....

[Winston]

you know, if you did it on a megaton bomb your chances of having mutated children are slightly increased? And if you do it on impact it is most likely and children you have will die? lol

any children you will have will die*

[Old_School_Gamer]

random scientific fact: women are more attracted to men whose body odor smells the same as theirs. animal magnetism? a scientific survey concluded that women are 60% *and above* more likely to ejaculate faster if they're wearing socks. that's an odd one, huh?

[linkfan57x]

you know, if you did it on a megaton bomb your chances of having mutated children are slightly increased? And if you do it on impact it is most likely and children you have will die? lol

any children you will have will die*

well it would be impossible to have children on impact because well...booom!...but i'm sure u mean on an impact site....srry...i had to add my bit of sarcasm...lol.

[tatoloria]

have anyone tried nintendo controls on your pcs?

[exsecrare]

cows can climb stairs but can't go down them. I learned this when the seniors at my old highschool decided to put a cow in the second floor of the main building. that had to take it down the elevator.

[Magnak]

cows can climb stairs but can't go down them. I learned this when the seniors at my old highschool decided to put a cow in the second floor of the main building. that had to take it down the elevator.

Hahah. That looks like a hell of a fun experiment! XD

[GenericGuy]

It's because a cow's knees (or maybe ankles, I don't quite remember) can't bend in the direction required to go down a staircase.

[gaganlok]

I'm waiting for teleportation though... I thin'k that willl be the most interesting thing out there in the world

[poke]

Oh yes, Ridley's right! Congratulations man. :D

[fcf813]

Is the HARP program for weather control? Or is it a doomsday device that could burn a hole through our ionosphere?

[mikemarold]

who belives people came came from a monkey

science can prove it but i can't....