The (un)Official Brag Thread

[Kirsdarke]

There used to be a thread like this on my old forum and it was pretty damn fun. Basically who can come up with the biggest and most outrageous brag?

I once fended off 100,000 ninjas with my amazing Kirsdarke while playing Metroid Prime on hard mode, finishing in less than 20 min. At the same time I also helped birth a baby, solved the mid east crisis, created alternate energy, and wrote 8 novels.

Hahahahahah try and beat that! I bet you can't!

[chaos master]

My mom had a baby.

[Kirsdarke]

My mom had a baby.Wow CM... thats... impressive?

[fiReBirD]

I once got 7693 hs's in a row, killed George Bush, blew up the moon with all bombs in the world (cuz it annoyed me), fought the shortest war between GB and Zanzibar (it lastet for 38 minutes (actually its true)) while carrying 23 elephants it took alltogether 42 minutes...

[fiReBirD]

My mom had a baby.

Well, it's gotta hurt having a hegdhog coming out your a*s...

[Kirsdarke]

I was born in a tempest, on the darkest hour of the darkest day. I have fire for blood, thunder for a voice and lightning eyes. I can ride the winds, move the earth, command armies of the dead to do my bidding, balance my checkbook, and shoot fire from my eyes. I have fought hundreds of adversaries, who now all lie cloven in twain in my wake. I have risen kingdoms, razed cities and commanded armies! I am the greatest of all heroes! (round of applause goes here)

[fiReBirD]

I wen't to a black hole, travelled through time, killed all the humans at the very beginning of Humanism, erasing all humanity from time and space, including myself... Who is the master of death...? TELL ME....!

[Kirsdarke]

I counted to infinity...

twice

[fiReBirD]

I made a sandwich longer than the worm of middleearth...

[Kirsdarke]

I can eat 3 cupcakes in one bite

(dang out of ideas for some more grand posts. Oh well I'll think of some later.)

[fiReBirD]

I once ate a whole buffet in less than 5 minutes...

[Kirsdarke]

I can type the whole alphabet using one hand in < .0000001 seconds

[emomonster]

I pooted lmao

[fiReBirD]

I once killed Gaia...

[Kirsdarke]

I beat Kingdom Hearts Sephiroth on expert mode at level 35 (that ones for real :D)

[Kirsdarke]

I'm cooler than you.hahahahahahaha is that right? well apparently you didn't read my exploits listed below, because then you'd notice I am a sword wielding, nature controling, cupcake eating Kingdom Hearts God!

[Kirsdarke]

Well that may be, but I'm still cooler than you.(blast! I can't compete with that... how shall I counter...) I summon my level 100 elf prince and cast his most amazing level 10 x 100000th power lightning spell turning you into a small heap of ashes! can't do much when your ash :)

[Kirsdarke]

That doesn't make me any less cool.Ha thats beside the point. I do believe this is an out-brag thread (I would know cuz I started it) and you haven't said much more than you're cooler than me (which isn't true, btw everybody)

[Kit]

I got Dawn of War: Dark Crusade, which has hit the 250 games mark! (Not including ROMs, of course.) Hurrah!

[Kirsdarke]

I'm still cooler than 9°Kirsdarke.-_- I am now refusing to acknowledge this posts existence.

I once carried my grandma 100 miles to the hospital on my back after we both fell out of a plane traveling at mach 10 near 14,000 feet up when we forgot our parachutes in the jungles of the Amazon.

[Kit]

Since this is a brag thread, I'm going to show off my nice (well, I think so) collection. :D

http://club.ign.com/b/list/custom?lid=100018

[Kirsdarke]

Since this is a brag thread, I'm going to show off my nice (well, I think so) collection. :D

http://club.ign.com/b/list/custom?lid=100018Hey whatever link that is its leading to nowhere...

[Kit]

Huh, try this one.

http://club.ign.com/b/list/custom?&lid=100018&owner=PoyPoyKit&mode=vown

[Kirsdarke]

Huh, try this one.

http://club.ign.com/b/list/custom?&lid=100018&owner=PoyPoyKit&mode=vown
Okay now thats more impressive. Do you actually own all of those games?

[Systemeth]

I have an almighty shoe.
You may close the thread now.

XD

[Kirsdarke]

Whats a mighty shoe without a mighty sock? My mighty sock, woven by the gods of knitting, has slain more men than even my mighty Kirsdarke. It is at once warm and cool, smelly and clean, my best friend and worst enemy.

(wow I sure do get off an random stupid stuff :) But hey I gotta stick w/ the "brag theme"

[Kirsdarke]

I should write a book of totally outrageous and rediculous brags...

for none alive can defeat me in my bragging power... My words have the power to main, my ferious looks can kill and when I am angry, even the most powerful of warriors bend knee to my awe inspiring power. One day I shall have my portrait engraved in every temple and hung in every art museum.

[Kirsdarke]

I can defeat you in bragging. In fact, I'm bragging about it right now.well i brag in a much more creative, long winded and slightly puzzling way.

[Kirsdarke]

But nobody reads all of that. That's why I rely on one-liners.well maybe you should read cuz all of that text is some pure bragging golde.

[Kirsdarke]

That may be, but that doesn't make me any less lazy.Then maybe you should try a paragraph about how lazy you are like...

I was born on a couch with a remote in one hand and some beer in the other. My couch has taken on a perment shape of my incredible bulk. The farthest I have moved in years is from guide to select. As a matter of fact, I catherterized myself so I would not even have to get up to use the toilet. Yesterday, I finally hit 1,000 lbs and my parents couldn't be more proud.

[Kirsdarke]

Well, I would, but I'm too lazy for that. Consider that bragging, because I'm proud of it.You are completely missing the whole point of the thread...

would anyone other than noodles (and a little less lazy than him) like to challenge my awesome skill at coming up with rediculous lies?

[chaos master]

Umm...I'm better than all of you. I win!

[Iceman]

Well, I can eat 5000 tons of Ice...

[chaos master]

I can eat 5,000 tons of ice WITH MY GODDAMN EYES CLOSED!!

[BeeBaby]

I'm a usually hot and Smart

[dark_spirt93]

one time, when i was 6, i flatulated so loud that all the windows imploded in my city.

[Kit]

Okay now thats more impressive. Do you actually own all of those games?

Yeah, if you count ROMs I have over 1000.

[fiReBirD]

Yeah, if you count ROMs I have over 1000.
I've got over 5000, actually (I'm not kidding)...

[Systemeth]

I should write a book of totally outrageous and rediculous brags...

for none alive can defeat me in my bragging power... My words have the power to main, my ferious looks can kill and when I am angry, even the most powerful of warriors bend knee to my awe inspiring power. One day I shall have my portrait engraved in every temple and hung in every art museum.

You sir have clearly forgotten about me.
For I CAN defeat you in your bragging power... Your words cannot maim me and your looks have no effect on me. Your awe inspiring power is a mere fleeting mite before mine. May your portrait be engraved in every temple and hung in every art museum and I shall have gained easy targets of religion AND of art.

From this I deem....I have already defeated thee...





....and without use of typos as well.

My name is Systemeth and I have won. :D

((Heh, go me. XD))

[Kirsdarke]

You sir have clearly forgotten about me.
For I CAN defeat you in your bragging power... Your words cannot maim me and your looks have no effect on me. Your awe inspiring power is a mere fleeting mite before mine. May your portrait be engraved in every temple and hung in every art museum and I shall have gained easy targets of religion AND of art.

From this I deem....I have already defeated thee...





....and without use of typos as well.

My name is Systemeth and I have won. :D

((Heh, go me. XD))You clearly are vastly mistaken. My power is such that has never before been seen upon this planet.

I am the creater of galaxies, the laws of the universe, and the angel of death. All that does not suit me ceases to exist.

At this exact moment I can smite you where you sit, and before your charred corpse hits the ground erase you from existance.

I am omnipotent, omnicient, and omnivorous (look them up)

I too possess the power to give "brownie points", and do so liberally

Your dreams of deafeating me are nothing more than a shadow, a fly buzzing around the crown of a Lion, nothing more than a mere irritation that can be dealt with quickly and forgotten even quicker.

It is only through my overwhelming compassion, justice and understanding that prevents me from acting upon my deepest, darkest wishes to destroy the entire universe.

You should get down on your knees and thank me.

:D

(I think all the shakespear we are reading in ap lit is starting to affect me...)

[chaos master]

It is only through my overwhelming compassion, justice and understanding that prevents me from acting upon my deepest, darkest wishes to destroy the entire universe.


I actually have the balls to destroy the universe. So ha.

[Kit]

I've got over 5000, actually (I'm not kidding)...

If you mean ROMs, I can understand it, but MAN that must take up a lot of space on your computer.

[Fierce Deity]

This thread is dumb.

[Kirsdarke]

This thread is dumb.Hey come on I don't go around bashing your threads (not that I can even name any) so you don't need to crush my dream of starting a popular thread all on my own. And really, what classifies a thread as dumb?

[Systemeth]

FD is a freakin deity. Plus he's fierce. So expect him to act accordingly.

[Systemeth]

You clearly are vastly mistaken. My power is such that has never before been seen upon this planet.

That means less than nothing to me for I care not about the frail amounts of power seen by the beings of merely one planet.

I am the creater of galaxies, the laws of the universe, and the angel of death. All that does not suit me ceases to exist.
(You spelled creator incorrectly.) The 'laws' of the universe do not apply to me. By that reasoning alone I should not exist. Yet here I am. Your powers are flawed 'angel of death'.

At this exact moment I can smite you where you sit, and before your charred corpse hits the ground erase you from existance.

You are welcome to try. After your attempts fail think of something better and try again.

I am omnipotent, omnicient, and omnivorous (look them up)
(I know what they mean so no need.) You underestimate me young one. If you truly were omniscient then you should have forseen this. But you have not. The concept of being omnipotent is impossible. The term is itself a paradox. So you have become a dealer of false information as well. Congratulations.


I too possess the power to give "brownie points", and do so liberally.
Fantastic. The power to give "brownie points" is not an exclusive ability as others can wield it as well. May you give "brownie points" in a fair and just matter.[/quote]


Your dreams of deafeating me are nothing more than a shadow, a fly buzzing around the crown of a Lion, nothing more than a mere irritation that can be dealt with quickly and forgotten even quicker.
(You're and defeating are the words you require.) I have no dreams of defeating thee. Thou has not made a lasting impression on me to that extent. How I act towards thee is for nothing more than entertainment value. I would laugh at your words had they contained any humour. Instead they are just mild manners to be taken lightly.


It is only through my overwhelming compassion, justice and understanding that prevents me from acting upon my deepest, darkest wishes to destroy the entire universe.
One universe gone doesn't concern me. There are many. Should you choose to end this universe I shall just wander another.


You should get down on your knees and thank me.
When you have rendered me a service that requires a thankful manner you shall receive it. Until then I will decline that 'honour'.

And once more I have bested thee without the use of typos.


:D

(I think all the shakespear we are reading in ap lit is starting to affect me...)

:D
I know the feeling. Though I haven't been reading any shakespeare recently.

[Kirsdarke]

Damn... it's so much easier to give a rebuttal than it is to write your own brag (especially when all you have to do is say "nu uh"). See why don't you try, Meth, and we shall see who the better is. (take that no typos :D)

[Systemeth]

Damn... it's so much easier to give a rebuttle than it is to write your own brag (especially when all you have to do is say "nu uh"). See why don't you try, Meth, and we shall see who the better is. (take that no typos :D)

(Rebuttal)

:D
No.

Writing a brag isn't a thing I like to do. Neither is typing one out.
Unless it is something simple and consists of one line. Mainly because I am lazy and time would be better spent doing other matters.
Plus I don't like to brag long winded boasts.

XD First letter of the first word in each sentence after No is: WUMP

[Kirsdarke]

Yeah fine I was getting sick of long winded boasts anyway. Actually, the ideas for most of my posts came from (gasp) a book. I was intending for this to become a one liner brag thread anyway, so I guess this is a good place to start.

I am 127-12-8 on chess on Yahoo

Come on meth, even you should be unlazy enough for this :D

[Kirsdarke]

(Rebuttal)

:D
No.

Writing a brag isn't a thing I like to do. Neither is typing one out.
Unless it is something simple and consists of one line. Mainly because I am lazy and time would be better spent doing other matters.
Plus I don't like to brag long winded boasts.

XD First letter of the first word in each sentence after No is: WUMPHuzzah! you forgot the N!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah fine I was getting sick of long winded boasts anyway. Actually, the ideas for most of my posts came from (gasp) a book. I was intending for this to become a one liner brag thread anyway, so I guess this is a good place to start.

I am 127-12-8 on chess on Yahoo

Come on meth, even you should be unlazy enough for this :D

[Systemeth]

Huzzah! you forgot the N!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah fine I was getting sick of long winded boasts anyway. Actually, the ideas for most of my posts came from (gasp) a book. I was intending for this to become a one liner brag thread anyway, so I guess this is a good place to start.

I am 127-12-8 on chess on Yahoo

Come on meth, even you should be unlazy enough for this :D

I didn't forget the N. I accidently made it a second sentence when it was supposed to be part of the first following the word 'and'.

I have 20 straight wins in CoN-2 as Neji.

[Kirsdarke]

I once scored 30 runs in one day of kickball (if we hit the baskeball backboard we got 10 runs, and I hit it 3x. I was never picked last for kickball again)

[Kit]

Today I divided by Zero, then flew to Neptune and back, and I also invented Poptarts.

[Fierce Deity]

It's very fortunate that you did that, or I wouldn't have been able to eat them this morning. How's the weather in Neptune?

[Kirsdarke]

**** Neptune I own Jupiter, Venus and 1/2 of Mercury. My vacation home on mercury is located on some prime crater coastline too.

[Kirsdarke]

Eh if I wasn't so lazy maybe I would have gone for 2003 UB313

[Kirsdarke]

As if you could afford it. *pokes fun at Kirsdarke's wallet*Hey at this exact moment in time my wallet contains exactly $410, so thats proably more than enough for 2003 UB313 (or at least most of it)

[Kirsdarke]

2003 UB313 doesn't accept American currency. You have to use noodles dubloons.noodles dubloons? what do i have to do to get my own currency? maybe kirsdarke dollars? i could sell them to gulliable teenagers on ebay

[Kirsdarke]

You have to have noodles dubloons to get your own currency.-_- so what do i have to do to get some noodles dubloons? perhaps you should start handing them out on the board (like meths brownie points) so other people could make their own currency

[Kirsdarke]

In that case, I'll contact the us anti-trust board and shut you down for good. either you or gates, I'll make up my mind later.

kwt, I can do almost 15 push ups in a row

[Kirsdarke]

I can run 3 miles backward in the rain while playing bop it and singing folk songs, playing on my banjo

[Kirsdarke]

I can also type one handed while solving cal problems with the other while reading Wheel of Time by Robert Jordan

[Kirsdarke]

I can sit around and play video games and get 60+ posts a day and still run a 4.3 in the 40-yard dash.Damn I thought I was the only one. I can sit around all day either a) napping b) posting c) reading d) playing chess or e) just generally not moving and I can run under a 6:15 mile and bench 140

[Kirsdarke]

I've never timed myself in the mile, but I could probably scorch you in it. Mwahaha.well even though this is a brag thread, I would bet against that fact. I'm just amazed that my advanced state of lethargy has still allowed me to retain enough muscle mass to do anything sort of active.

[Kirsdarke]

Go time yourself in the forty yard dash. If you can run it sub-4.3, I'll refrain from further bragging about my foot speed.I would consider myself fast, not agile. I can beat many people in a 100 yd dash but anything that requires agility I'm not to great in. So feel free to brag about your speed, you've earned it (somehow...)

[Kirsdarke]

Haha, you lose. Good day sir.Okay I guess the new person to out brag is noodles, cause I jsut can't force myself to care anymore.

the only thing i have left to brag about is I got LoZ: twilight princess. good thing i can play it...

[Kirsdarke]

I said good day.

Anyhow, I've never played that particular game, so I suppose you win that one.um the point of that statement was LoZ twilight princess is for the Wii...

[Kirsdarke]

Yeah, well, at least you'll have the ability to play it. Something I will probably forever lack.Well with a job and some proper motivation, you too can own/play a nintendo wii. and you won't have to stand in line overnight to do it.

[Systemeth]

I have Cola. And Wonderbars.

EDIT: I'll be playing the Wii in a few minutes. So, I win. I guess I can do a review on it at some point.

[Kirsdarke]

I have a batman, superman and spiderman costume (and wonder women, but lets not get into that)

[Systemeth]

I will be doing what I said in my edit above.

[Kit]

I AM Batman, Superman and Spiderman.

I'm also the Silver Surfer, Green Lantern, Captain America, Flash, Megaman, Wolverine, Cyclops, Nightcrawler, Mr. T, and Jesus.

EDIT: As well as Miyamoto, Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel, Ultraman, The guy who invented the Jaws theme, Captain Planet, Superblah, The Kamikaze Watermelon, Konami, Solid Snake, Dante, Ultros, Chupon, Mog, And I also own an Ice Cream Truck with a 360, Wii, PS3 and everything else A man needs in there.

[Kirsdarke]

Jesus huh? If we're all gods children, what makes jesus so special?

I am every super hero ever made + Harry Potter + Mat Cauthon + Santa

[Kit]

I have the power of HEART!

[Kirsdarke]

I have the power of HEART!giga gasp! I can eat an entire large pizza in one sitting + down a 2 litre of mountain dew. And suprisingly enough I'm only 150(kilos)

[chaos master]

I have Cola. And Wonderbars.

EDIT: I'll be playing the Wii in a few minutes. So, I win. I guess I can do a review on it at some point.

When did the Wii come out?

[Kirsdarke]

When did the Wii come out?It came out just this morning. If you didn't have it pre-ordered you didn't get one.

HTF DID YOU GET ONE METH? (or are you lying to me....?)

[Systemeth]

It came out just this morning. If you didn't have it pre-ordered you didn't get one.

HTF DID YOU GET ONE METH? (or are you lying to me....?)

Both the Wal-mart and the Future Shop one town over from me have many units. Much more than just 7.

I did not get one. I already stated I had not the money.
However one of my friends did get one and had invited me and two more friends over to play.

[Kirsdarke]

God I hate you... okay jk but why did every wii within a 50 mile radius of my house sell in about 5 minutes?

umm some bragging... I just wrote a 2 page essay in about 1/2 an hour. Now all i gotta do is type it.

[dark_spirt93]

i have abilities to destroy any attempts that you would even consider a "brag". You can not even imagine my unfathomable might.

Bwa ha ha ha ha!

(WEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!) :)

[Kirsdarke]

i have abilities to destroy any attempts that you would even consider a "brag". You can not even imagine my unfathomable might.

Bwa ha ha ha ha!

(WEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!) :)I have the astounding ability to not give a ****

[dark_spirt93]

in my face!!!!!

oh wait, i can wipe my own ***!

[Kirsdarke]

in my face!!!!!

oh wait, i can wipe my own ***!My mom now lets me pick out my own clothes!

[dark_spirt93]

I can finally tie my own shoe laces

[Kirsdarke]

I can write all of my letters/numbers and sentences backwards, so when you flip the paper over you can still read it.

[dark_spirt93]

i know 5 different alphabets (really)

[Kirsdarke]

I can (sorta) speak spanish

[dark_spirt93]

i know very little russian

[Kirsdarke]

I just learned how to solve cubic equations. You better pray you never have to learn.

[dark_spirt93]

i learned how to play tic-tac-toe

[Kirsdarke]

I am totally undefeatable in tic tac toe (but I cant win either)

[dark_spirt93]

once when i was 3, i single handedly took out the entire german armadda in WW1 with nothing more than my awe-inspiring wit and skill with a soup spoon!

[Kirsdarke]

I once killed a witch with a flying house and followed a yellow brick road

[dark_spirt93]

i left home to follow a quest to find a holy grail with hilarious results, and coconts and knights that go NEET!

[Kirsdarke]

i left home to follow a quest to find a holy grail with hilarious results, and coconts and knights that go NEET!Monty python rules!!!! I love that movie!

I trained a european swallow to carry a coconut

[dark_spirt93]

although the african swallows are more dangerous, i fought off 984 of them with my shoelaces

[Kirsdarke]

I trained coconuts to migrate

[Systemeth]

I have the Bill Nye the Science Guy theme.
Top that!
XD

[Kit]

Oh no! An evil game developer is producing a bad game!
Evil game Developer: Muahahah! Grand Theft Auto clones and Dungeon Crawlers as far as the eye can see! Hahah!

Quickly, Team! ASSEMBLE!

Indy Gamer! With the power to import!
Indy Gamer: Dreamcast was underrated!

Game Critic! With the power or decimals!
Game Critic: I give you a 3.2023 out of a possible 8.4523, Evildoer!

Console Fanboy! With the power to defy logic!
Console Fanboy: Playstation? More like Gaystation, right?
I think he can also shoot lazer beams.

Girl Gamer! With the power of - OMIGOSH BEWBS!
Girl Gamer: Sephiroth is my bishie!

Finally, Ma-Ti! With the power of HEART!
Ma-Ti: HEART!
Ma-Ti: HEART!

By your powers combined, I am...

Kit! Supergamer of the gods!

With Lightning thumbs!
Super Reflexes!
Brilliant Password memory!
And the Power to Save!
Heart!

Kit!

[Kirsdarke]

I have the Bill Nye the Science Guy theme.
Top that!
XDI just downloaded the Naruto opening (the japanese one playing right now) I love this song. And the only reason I don't have bill nye is cause I don't need it.

[Systemeth]

Oh no! An evil game developer is producing a bad game!
Evil game Developer: Muahahah! Grand Theft Auto clones and Dungeon Crawlers as far as the eye can see! Hahah!

Quickly, Team! ASSEMBLE!

Indy Gamer! With the power to import!
Indy Gamer: Dreamcast was underrated!

Game Critic! With the power or decimals!
Game Critic: I give you a 3.2023 out of a possible 8.4523, Evildoer!

Console Fanboy! With the power to defy logic!
Console Fanboy: Playstation? More like Gaystation, right?
I think he can also shoot lazer beams.

Girl Gamer! With the power of - OMIGOSH BEWBS!
Girl Gamer: Sephiroth is my bishie!

Finally, Ma-Ti! With the power of HEART!
Ma-Ti: HEART!
Ma-Ti: HEART!

By your powers combined, I am...

Kit! Supergamer of the gods!

With Lightning thumbs!
Super Reflexes!
Brilliant Password memory!
And the Power to Save!
Heart!

Kit!

OH DEAR GOD!
WHAT HAVE WE CREATED!?!??!
Is that a face on its thigh?!?!?
I think I'm gonna be sick....

(VGCats FTW.)

[Kirsdarke]

Oh no! An evil game developer is producing a bad game!
Evil game Developer: Muahahah! Grand Theft Auto clones and Dungeon Crawlers as far as the eye can see! Hahah!

Quickly, Team! ASSEMBLE!

Indy Gamer! With the power to import!
Indy Gamer: Dreamcast was underrated!

Game Critic! With the power or decimals!
Game Critic: I give you a 3.2023 out of a possible 8.4523, Evildoer!

Console Fanboy! With the power to defy logic!
Console Fanboy: Playstation? More like Gaystation, right?
I think he can also shoot lazer beams.

Girl Gamer! With the power of - OMIGOSH BEWBS!
Girl Gamer: Sephiroth is my bishie!

Finally, Ma-Ti! With the power of HEART!
Ma-Ti: HEART!
Ma-Ti: HEART!

By your powers combined, I am...

Kit! Supergamer of the gods!

With Lightning thumbs!
Super Reflexes!
Brilliant Password memory!
And the Power to Save!
Heart!

Kit!Hey aren't all those quotes from VG cats? Im pretty sure they are cause I just finished reading all of them. I love the Game Critic one :D

[Kit]

Is that a face on its thigh?!?!?

Yeah, that's been a problem ever since I got these superpowers, but cosmetic surgery can help! I can seal off the face's mouth and kill it! (Well, it'll stop the winking!)

[Systemeth]

Yeah, that's been a problem ever since I got these superpowers, but cosmetic surgery can help! I can seal off the face's mouth and kill it! (Well, it'll stop the winking!)

Ah, that'll work.

Ma-Ti: HEART!

[dark_spirt93]

i saw a kirby with a face and another with headphones. Ya thats my brag. Yay!!!

[Kirsdarke]

I stapled my cat inside a paper bag.

[dark_spirt93]

you *******. i luv kitties!!!! ur a mean and awful man! I'm telling!!

[Kirsdarke]

you *******. i luv kitties!!!! ur a mean and awful man! I'm telling!!Are you kidding its ****ing hilarious! It doesn't hurt them and they just wander around bumping into **** and can't get out. Try it some time :D

[Systemeth]

I have the bestest avatars....sigs....etc.

XD

[dark_spirt93]

no not really (this time anyway) ur eye and the caterpie vs steelix were cool get something like that

[Kirsdarke]

no not really (this time anyway) ur eye and the caterpie vs steelix were cool get something like thatOh that was yours meth? I remeber seeing it and that was hilarious as well ( i loved the DBZ finish) why don't you stick with that one?

[Kit]

um the point of that statement was LoZ twilight princess is for the Wii...

It's also coming for the Gamecube.

[Systemeth]

I like variety.
That tis why.
I liked the kirby one but craze got scared so I changed it.
Nurr >_<

Here's my brag.
I scared Craze. Whee.

[Kirsdarke]

My brag

I have 7 days off of school! yea!

[Systemeth]

Been there, done that.

When's your week off?

Brag: I scared Craze! XD

[Kirsdarke]

When's your week off?Today was my last day and school starts up again on tuesday.

Brag: I FINALLY get to sleep in a little!

[Systemeth]

Brag: I slept in this morning and still made it to school on time.

[Kirsdarke]

Sorta brag: I fell asleep on the bus yesterday and nearly missed getting off :D

[Systemeth]

Brag: I never miss a chance to get off.

XD

[Kirsdarke]

Brag: I never miss a chance to get off.

XDbut I was so comfortable and tired I ended up falling asleep

Brag: Apparently being really tired + on a bus = out like a light

[Systemeth]

Brag: I'm at school. But posting here.

[Kirsdarke]

Brag: I'm at home cause today was a 1/2 day :D

[dark_spirt93]

Brag: i get three weeks off in December and im typing at school.

[Kirsdarke]

Brag: i get three weeks off in December and im typing at school.FYI so does meth

[dark_spirt93]

FYI: i dont need this, i'm going to law school! (World: Not another lawyer! NNNNOOOOOO!!!!)

[Kirsdarke]

Brag: Well I'm going to med school! (really)

[dark_spirt93]

im actually in a community college trying to be an electrician.

[Kirsdarke]

im actually in a community college trying to be an electrician.Unlike many prospective doctors, I find absolutely nothing wrong with having a job such as plumber, electrition, mechanic ect. Hell I can't build/fix anything if my life depended it. As a matter of fact I believe that there are some students who don't even belong in college. Their calling is an in an area like mechanics ect.

[dark_spirt93]

i agree. my brother is in an apprenticeship to be a millwright.

Brag: uhhh...... i read all the vgcats comics ( but then again who hasn't)

[Kirsdarke]

Brag: uhhh...... i read all the vgcats comics ( but then again who hasn't)Brag: I just read them all the other day. All of them... all 200 of them... took a long while too.

[dark_spirt93]

i did on the weekend i liked the starfox one " Yay! A Rock!" made me laugh so hard.

Brag: "i kno kung fu."

[Kirsdarke]

Brag: I created kung fu

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=39

Yea a rock!

[dark_spirt93]

I created VGcats! (REALLY!) No not really, i cant back that up.

[Kirsdarke]

I created VGcats! (REALLY!) No not really, i cant back that up.Whoever created VGcats is a god and should be worshiped.

No brag there just facts.

[dark_spirt93]

hmmmm ya worshiped and put in temples and art museums and......and......and ya.

[Kirsdarke]

Brag: I may not be good in math but I am the science god

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=95

[dark_spirt93]

i like math. so much so, when i was 2 i could do calculus.

[Kirsdarke]

i like math. so much so, when i was 2 i could do calculus.I completed my first heart lung transplant at the age of 1 1/2 before I could even walk or say "scalple." I just gurgled to get the tools I needed.

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=128

[dark_spirt93]

i was old enough to see Jesus........his amazing feats weren't that amazing (Family Guy)

[Kirsdarke]

Aww i just saw another wii commercial

Brag: I think i'm gonna kill someone for the wii

[dark_spirt93]

oh pick me PICK ME! i dont have a wii, but if you like you can because ill just re-encarnate into a kitty with sniping abilities.

[Kirsdarke]

Brag (kinda): Okay can't argue with that logic. guess i get to kill dark spirit

[dark_spirt93]

Hooray!(must insert more than ten charactors)

[Kirsdarke]

Brag: I can have less than 10 characters!

[dark_spirt93]

Prove it, Wise guy!

[Kirsdarke]

No I don't wanna

[dark_spirt93]

Exactly! Go my mighty Hamster! terrorize the World!

[Kirsdarke]

Brag: I used the words "incredulous" and "antidisestablishmentarinism" in a sentence today

[dark_spirt93]

i said " Hi" in a sentence, and i did it all by myself

[Kirsdarke]

Brag: I can spell encyclopeda

[dark_spirt93]

i cant spell
"this idea brought to you by KD"

[Kirsdarke]

Brag: I can spell encyclopedaBrag: Nobody (and by nobody i mean you dark spirit) realized i spelled encyclopedIa wrong

[dark_spirt93]

Brag: Nobody is as big of a nobody as me
"this idea brought to you by KD"

[Kirsdarke]

Brag: by the time you read this post, I'll be a legend!

[chaos master]

By the time you read this post, I'll have posted it.

[Systemeth]

Brag: I'm a ninja. Watch out!

[chaos master]

Brag: I can make my eyes close.

[Kirsdarke]

Brag: I can chew/swallow all on my own now.

[Systemeth]

Brag: I have a Roast Beef sandwich. AND I'll share it with the 46th poster from now.

So the #240th poster in this thread gets half a Roast Beef sandwich.

[Kirsdarke]

Brag (since when did "brag" become the indication you weren't going off the thread?)

Brag: I'm gonna get half a roast beef sandwitch!

[Systemeth]

Since 15 minutes ago.

Brag: New avy

[Kirsdarke]

Brag: took a nap cause I can

[dark_spirt93]

Brag (since when did "brag" become the indication you weren't going off the thread?)

Brag: I'm gonna get half a roast beef sandwitch!


Over my dead body! you want the sandwich, you want the sandwich, you can't handle the sandwich!

[Kirsdarke]

Brag: I got a new avy that somehow works even though its greater than 120 x 120 pixels

[chaos master]

Brag: I ate the extra 20% in the potato chip bag.

[chaos master]

Brag: I got a new avy that somehow works even though its greater than 120 x 120 pixels

.......................................>_>.................................................. ..........>_>_>_><_<_>_<>_>...............................................umm mmmm.......................................>_>_>_><<_<___<_<__<<____________________<...................no it's not.

[Kirsdarke]

.......................................>_>.................................................. ..........>_>_>_><_<_>_<>_>...............................................umm mmmm.......................................>_>_>_><<_<___<_<__<<____________________<...................no it's not.Yea it is its 96 x 168 pixels. Take that!

[chaos master]

Yea it is its 96 x 168 pixels. Take that!

............ummmmmm.....)>)))>)>><)<<..)))___><>___>>>>>>>>>>>_________________________>____>....it's 67 x 120

[Kirsdarke]

............ummmmmm.....)>)))>)>><)<<..)))___><>___>>>>>>>>>>>_________________________>____>....it's 67 x 120hmm apparently it shrunk :(

[Systemeth]

XD auto-resized since it was below 40KBs.

[Kirsdarke]

Brag: I am a pirate (right meth?)

[Systemeth]

I'll have to give you that one Darke....

Brag: I do what I want cuz a pirate is free, yet I'm NOT a pirate!

[Kirsdarke]

Brag: Me and BDM are gonna start a company that sells "locked goods" (watch the damn movie you idiots)

[dark_spirt93]

My avy didnt shrink :P

[dark_spirt93]

its a brag, icon. therefore in a braging thread. and you didnt brag last time, you murderer.

My brag: points finger at icon for being a murderer

[Kirsdarke]

Brag: I"m STILL gonna get 1/2 a sandwitch

[dark_spirt93]

Oh hell no, i will!!

even if i have to post from here till..........whenever

and its sandwich

[Kirsdarke]

Oh hell no, i will!!

even if i have to post from here till..........whenever

and its sandwichBrig: Im a beter spellr and ave betr gramor then dork_sperat

[dark_spirt93]

lol thats funny

ok

Brag: im single and a virgin. There is no way you can beat that.

[Kirsdarke]

Brag: I have been reincarnated 100 times, each time I was a virgin and single. And I had no friends.

[Systemeth]

I spoiled something about the Naruto series to Darke. I have met no consequence. XD

[Kirsdarke]

I spoiled something about the Naruto series to Darke. I have met no consequence. XDBrag: Its coming meth, its coming...

[Systemeth]

Brag: Its coming meth, its coming...

YOU'RE LYING!

Brag: I pointed out you were lying. And I casually reached Legend status. By casually I mean by not posting in every available thread every few seconds.

[Kirsdarke]

YOU'RE LYING!

Brag: I pointed out you were lying. And I casually reached Legend status. By casually I mean by not posting in every available thread every few seconds.Hey I don't post just to get to legend status, it cause it's kinda fun and better than doing nothing, which is what I would do otherwise

Brag: I started this whole brag thread

[Systemeth]

I didn't mean you did it to get to Legend. I just meant you did it a lot. Almost borderline spam. Yet not spam. Huzzah.

Brag: I straightened that out.

[Kirsdarke]

Brag: I'm really good at almost spamming!

[Systemeth]

Brag: Darke and I are really good at bragging!

XD

[chaos master]

Brag: this thread is like some sorta weed fueled by feces.

[Systemeth]

Brag: I see what CM did thar!

[Kit]

I have shortbread.

[BlueDragonMan]

I AM Batman, Superman and Spiderman.

I'm also the Silver Surfer, Green Lantern, Captain America, Flash, Megaman, Wolverine, Cyclops, Nightcrawler, Mr. T, and Jesus.

EDIT: As well as Miyamoto, Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel, Ultraman, The guy who invented the Jaws theme, Captain Planet, Superblah, The Kamikaze Watermelon, Konami, Solid Snake, Dante, Ultros, Chupon, Mog, And I also own an Ice Cream Truck with a 360, Wii, PS3 and everything else A man needs in there.

I'm Jesus...just..not the Jesus that was supposedly gods son. I'm the Jesus that is Satans son.

Jesus huh? If we're all gods children, what makes jesus so special?

I am every super hero ever made + Harry Potter + Mat Cauthon + Santa

Jesus (god's) was raped by god. That's why he is special. I'm special, because I can control demons and do what I want cause I'm also a Pirate.

i agree. my brother is in an apprenticeship to be a millwright.

Brag: uhhh...... i read all the vgcats comics ( but then again who hasn't)

I havn't read all the VG comics. You might ask why, but before you do I'll answer. I'm lazy, and have other things to do with my time. What am I doing with my time? Playing games.

Brag: Me and BDM are gonna start a company that sells "locked goods" (watch the damn movie you idiots)

Yes and we will also start a porn Imporium and become billionares.

lol thats funny

ok

Brag: im single and a virgin. There is no way you can beat that.

I'm not a single or a virgin. O.O I beat it?!?!?! XD

Brag: I have been reincarnated 100 times, each time I was a virgin and single. And I had no friends.

I have been reincarnated 101 times, each time I lost my virginity and had 500 demonic children. Plus I had only 1 friend. XD

Brag : I just replied to a bunch of posts.

Brag Brag : I can brag more than once in a post.

Brag Brag Brag : I can drink a complete planet of V8 in .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000001 to the power of infinity miliseconds

[Kirsdarke]

Brag: Apparently Blue is very good at bragging

Brag: I have have stolen 35 souls already (take that you cheating ******* CM)

Brag: When we played cards, instead of money we'd bet souls, and I have 4 1/2

Brag: My friend has 4 fingers on one of his hands

Brag: I gave him the idea that he should open up a store selling 4 fingered goods

[BlueDragonMan]

Brag : My insanity level is beyond comprehension. Infact its so high that it makes me seem sane. To an extent.

Brag : I have a happy trail.

Brag : I dowloaded all of Kisdarke's esa roms and still have my soul.

[chaos master]

I havn't read all the VG comics. You might ask why, but before you do I'll answer. I'm lazy, and have other things to do with my time. What am I doing with my time? Playing games.

I didn't read them all cuz some are CRAP. :)

Brag: I have a most alluring armada of links in my sig. Check em out.

[Kirsdarke]

I didn't read them all cuz some are CRAP. :)

Brag: I have a most alluring armada of links in my sig. Check em out.Anti-Brag: CM has the WORST trap ever.

[Kit]

AHH MY SOUL!

Yeah, registered, now im gonna get people.

[chaos master]

AHH MY SOUL!

Yeah, registered, now im gonna get people.

Gasp! Where is the link? People be moving in on my turf. :(

Right now I'm making a machinima mini series with friends on Halo about a crime family's encounters with police.

[Kit]

don't click this link... (http://www.mindistortion.net/iwantyoursoul/?i_am=Kit the Great)

[Kirsdarke]

Brag: I invented the Anti-brag

Anti-Brag: Kit is horrible at stealing souls

Brag: I've got 47, CM's got 48

[Kit]

stop it :(
stop teasing me :(

[chaos master]

Brag: I've got 47, CM's got 48

I HATE when things make no sense at all.]
How many sites is yours on?

[Kirsdarke]

I HATE when things make no sense at all.]
How many sites is yours on?Its only on this one cause I'm not on any other sites.

[Systemeth]

Brag: I made the pic that Darke's sig refers to.

[Kirsdarke]

Brag: I can download 23.6 gig torrents

[BlueDragonMan]

Brag : I can do a co*k push up

[Kit]

Brag: Phoenix is my Attorney, isn't that right, Phoenix?

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=1544228

Oh, you!

Edit: Bolded to show a fix, mr. grammer man below.

[Kirsdarke]

Anti-Brag: Kit just butchered the spelling of Attorney

Brag: 70 souls (KD) to 56 souls (CM)

[Fierce Deity]

70 souls? I have 1. But my soul is pretty. To you, a soul isn't much, because you have so many. But, I have one, extra shiny, beautiful glowing soul, and to me, it means everything in the world. Wouldn't that make me better off?

Also, I can cast Fire 3.

[Kirsdarke]

70 souls? I have 1. But my soul is pretty. To you, a soul isn't much, because you have so many. But, I have one, extra shiny, beautiful glowing soul, and to me, it means everything in the world. Wouldn't that make me better off?

Also, I can cast Fire 3.Depends. I also have a nice beautiful soul filled with chocolate milk and candy. I just take pleasure in robbing other people of their souls.

I can cast Lost Seraph. (100 brownie points to whoever names the game w/ the exception of CD, Meth and BDM.)

[Kit]

Also, I can cast Fire 3.

If you've played Final Fantasy XI, you'll know that a good spellcaster can cast Firaga 5, Fire 3 is nothing. :)

[Kirsdarke]

Brag: I have almost completely run out of things to brag about... ummm I wrote a guide on gamefaqs.com about Golden Sun... thats all i've got

[Systemeth]

Brag: I can cast Ultima-16. I win.

Also....Lost Seraph isn't a spell to be cast it is a technique to be used. So you phail.

[Kirsdarke]

Brag: Huzzah, Meth owe's me 1/2 a roast beef sandwich!

[Systemeth]

Brag: I was generous enough to give Darke half a roast beef sandwich. *hands half a roast beef sandwich to Darke*

Poster number 336 shall get a prize.

[Kit]

OH BOY!

Oh wait, 242. Damnit :(

[Systemeth]

Tis a whiles to go yet Kit.

Maybe I'll ninja you a few more times.

Brag: I'm a friggin ninja! Just ask Kit.

[Kit]

Well you have to post like, a second before I do to be a ninja. That's why Kirsdarke isn't a Ninja yet (That I know of). I've ninja'd 3 people so far, one of them twice. :)

[Systemeth]

XD Nice.

Brag: I've ninja'd Kaze many a time on msn.

[Kit]

It's easy to ninja somebody on MSN, forum ninjaing ftw. :D

Brag: Ninjaing people feels good. :D

[Kirsdarke]

Well you have to post like, a second before I do to be a ninja. That's why Kirsdarke isn't a Ninja yet (That I know of). I've ninja'd 3 people so far, one of them twice. :)Thats right I'm not a ninja. As a matter of fact, I am a 00 agent, 00K to be precise. My 00 powers rock.

[Kit]

I can sing the "Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" from memory.

[chaos master]

Brag: I nuked Kaze and he's dead now. :D

[Systemeth]

Brag: I can also sing Ultimate Showdown on a whim from memory.

[Kirsdarke]

Brag: I gave this thread life

[Tage187]

I managed to teach my brother how to work an emulator LOL:D
Plus i captured Saddam Hussein and my next step is to end all the oil wars in the world. I wud now but im too tired

[TµEE co.(TM)]

I taught x86 assembly to my brother and he got it in 15 minutes, now he's a real pro and his progs won't crash the system at first try. I got x86 asm in 5 days(no brag)

[Systemeth]

Brag: I don't have a GCN anymore. And I don't care! ....much.

XD

[Tage187]

I can beat Chuck Norris

[Kit]

I am a combination of Chuck Norris and Mr. T, which you cannot beat. :)

[Systemeth]

Brag: I can beat Kit. Heck I can already ninja the little guy.

Another Brag: My alterego is Goguck Norgeta.

A fusion of SS4 Gogeta, SS3 Gotenks, Chuck Norris, Santa Claus, Mr. Rogers, Batman, Jackie Chan, Mr. T, Optimus Prime, King Kong, Godzilla, and a cake of vengeance.

[Kirsdarke]

I am a combination of Chuck Norris and Mr. T, which you cannot beat. :)When you can divide by 0, you can ****ing do anything

[Kit]

4 divided by 0 = Q! I win!

[Systemeth]

You have just engineered the greatest blackhole known to mind. Congratulations.

After the universe is destroyed I'm gonna kill you. Yep.

XD

[Kit]

I got Gnome engineering on WoW, and I can now shrink people, and fire nets at them. :)

[Systemeth]

Brag?: I....was caught in a tiny net once.

[Kirsdarke]

Brag: I can damn FD with the best of them

[Fierce Deity]

Brag: I AM the one they call FD!

[Crazed Dragon]

I'm the The End, The Begining, The Everything, The Nothing. biziches

[Systemeth]

Paraphrasing Culex will get you nowhere Kaze.

Brag: I minimalized Kaze.

[Kirsdarke]

Brag: I have 5 aliases: 9°Kirsdarke, Kirsdarke, 00K, Darke and Drake

[BlueDragonMan]

Brag : I'm sick

Brag: I didnt go to school today

Brag : I slept over 15 hours

Brag : Im about to puke

Brag : I have a kidney stone

Brag : I have many aliases of which shall remain nameless.

[Kirsdarke]

Brag: I am better than FD and Harger at SSB, and since none of them read my thread they'll never be able to refute it :D

[Tage187]

Im can play 4 consoles at the same time. Xbox left hand, PS2 right hand
Gamecube in left foot, Sega geneisis - right foot. Thats when im bored

[Kit]

Im can play 4 consoles at the same time. Xbox left hand, PS2 right hand
Gamecube in left foot, Sega geneisis - right foot. Thats when im bored

So you're claiming you have four TVs in one room, and 8 eyes to watch all four TVs?

Brag: I'm a legend, according to people at my school. :)

[Systemeth]

Brag: I'm a legend, according to my rank at this forum. :)

[Fierce Deity]

Brag: I'm a legend according to people at my school, and on according to this forum, and I have more legendary posts than that of the KZ above me.

[Kit]

Brag: I am just awesome in general. :)

[Kirsdarke]

Brag: I am a legend, based on the fact that everyone who has ever met me tells their friends stories about my greatness

[Kit]

Brag: I am a legend, based on the fact that I've been asked for two autographs, been in a short movie and had one of my autographs commented on by a dozen people, all good. :)
Sorry for sounding cocky, but it's the truth.

[Kirsdarke]

Brag: I am a legend, based on the fact that I've been asked for two autographs, been in a short movie and had one of my autographs commented on by a dozen people, all good. :)
Sorry for sounding cocky, but it's the truth.O rly? Care to enlighten us?