Simpsons moments

[Tage187]

ok this is basically just a thread that everyone has as a conversation about at least once a day. What are your fave simpsons moments. You can name as many as you want. il start the ball rolling

My fave one is wen Spinal Tap walk off stage at their concert

" This is supposed to be a rock concert not the bleedin' . . .splish splash show"

[Carlrt]

you call that a knife?....... this is knife

thats a spoon

i see you've played knifey spooney before!

[ridley]

#homer and flanders in car going to las vegas#

#car hits something#

flanders- homer i think you hit something.

homer- hehehe i hope it was flanders.

[cherko]

- There are 3 ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way!

- Isn't that the wrong way?

- Yes, but faster!

[MOGHARR]

max power, its the name you's love to touch
but you musn't toooouuch!
his name sounds good in your ear
but when you say it, you musn't feeeeeaaaaar
because his name can be said, by anyoooone

[cherko]

Pretty good episode.

Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history
From the, town of Springfield, he's about to hit a somethingsomething-tree

[MOGHARR]

that was a good one

[Trombone87]

"Feels like im wearing nothing at all... nothing at all.. nothing at all... STUPID SEXY FLANDERS!"

[Trombone87]

Pretty good episode.

Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history
From the, town of Springfield, he's about to hit a somethingsomething-tree


chestnut. lol just saw it this morning at work.

[cherko]

Thank you.

Oh, jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg, the Batmobile broke its wheel, and the Joker got away...

Anyway, I laughed like hell at that moment when the family was eating breakfast, Homer takes a look at his watch and then runs away screaming :D

[MOGHARR]

marge: whats a donut?
homer: AAAAAHHH!!! *goes back in time machine*
marge: oh, its raining again *donuts fall from sky*

[Tage187]

Its all relative
Are you that ugly
Is Lenny that stupid
Is homer that bald, lazy and fat?

See, this is why i dont talk much

[Carlrt]

na na na na na na na na na na leader , leader batman.... i mean leader

[Tage187]

do you want salvation and a happy after life

- no but il take them sacks a money from ya

[Carlrt]

Homer - all work and no tv make homer ...something something
Marge - go crazy?
Homer (in high pitched voice) - dont mind if i do blah bluh blee

[doowoppdoowah]

computer: now press any key
homer: wheres the "any" key? i cant seem to find any "any" key!!

[Tage187]

Y YY Y Y Y Y Y Y YY Y Y Y Y Y, What are u doing? Stupid Dog. Y Y Y Y . . .

[Carlrt]

homer - ccccmmmmmooooonnnnnnnn he's a total player

[Tage187]

Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

[Carlrt]

Bart - cant sleep..... clown will eat me

[Tage187]

Troy McClure: Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!

[Carlrt]

Troy McClure: Hi i'm Troy McClure you might remember me from such films as the presedents lost his neck

[Tage187]

Ooh a sarcasm machine!

Grrreeaat Idea (Sarcasticlly)

Boom!

[Carlrt]

lisa after seeing a girafe being born from a egg

lisa - girafes arnt born from eggs
homer - lisa what did you just see?

[Carlrt]

Marge : Bart are you wearing clean underwear?
Bart : Not anymore

[Tage187]

You call this a tax machine, u call this a super computer, u call this poston.....etc

[Carlrt]

say it right chowder its chowder
waiter: Chow-dier

[Tage187]

you got any normal books ye no wer guys send in naked photos of their chicks

[Carlrt]

(bart of the future) Smithers, i thought you where , you know gay
(smither of the future) a i was but aslong as i keep injection myself with this special seiram i will be fine (injects himself) MMHHHMHM I LIKE BOOBIES

[ridley]

flanders- come on homer
(holds out wishbone)
homer- oh alrite
(both pull on wishbone which homer wins)
homer- HAHAHAHAHHA i win
(thinks of wish)
#flanders outside left-o-rium which is closed#
homer-hehe
#flanders as a hobo#
homer- hehehehehehe
#grave saying R.I.P flanders#
homer- ehhh too far
#flanders as hobo#
homer- hehehe

[DarthBrady]

The episode where Homer gets prescribed medicinal marijuana, gets stoned and lets Flanders read him the Bible. And the part where he gets stoned with otto the bus briver in the same episode. funny stuff.

[cherko]

That's one of my favourite episodes, along with the one where they ban alcohol, the one The Who is in and the one Mick Jagger and Keith Richards is in.

[Carlrt]

the guy who banned beer (i cant member his name) : Ill catch you beer baron
Homer (quieter) no you wont

[Tage187]

oooooohh mahatamahatama

[Carlrt]

flanders - nothing at all (shakes his ***)
homer - stupid sexy flanders

[Carlrt]

Otto - i can fly i can fly (runs to cliif and stops) nah, im just kidding i cant fly........i can glide though(jumps off)

[Arianit]

Homer-Uhhh Beer! Bart-Ay carumba

[Carlrt]

Homer - Son, one day you be a great father
Bart - aw and one day, you will be too!

[Agent Smith]

Homer says to Marge when they are in bed...

"You have the right to remain sexy"!
"Anything you say or do can and will be used against in the court of sex"...

[MunitionSoldat]

I'm not stupid I'm just slow-Homer

[Kameo]

Did U guys know there's a Simpsons movie coming next week??

http://www.simpsonsmovie.com


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a0/Simpsons_final_poster.png

[cherko]

Of course... Damn, I wanna watch that movie. Why the hell can't they build a cinema here?!

[MunitionSoldat]

what kinda question is that kameo its all over the place 711 tv websites uhh products up coming threatre selections

[Kameo]

Maybe in the US and Canada, but not here in Europe, or other parts of the world. There's more territories on this planet than just Northern America, U Americans seem to forget that easily, and quite often.

Anyway, to celebrate the release of the movie and the new Game, I'm preparing a nice little something, I'll put it up later :) ......

[cherko]

Maybe in the US and Canada, but not here in Europe, or other parts of the world. There's more territories on this planet than just Northern America, U Americans seem to forget that easily, and quite often.

Anyway, to celebrate the release of the movie and the new Game, I'm preparing a nice little something, I'll put it up later :) ......

Umm, it's pretty much everywhere in Sweden, at least.

[Carlrt]

is the ''movie'' even going to have a story line? from what iv seen there doesnt seem to be one....just homer hugging a pig....which quite frankly creeped me out......

[Agent Smith]

Maybe in the US and Canada, but not here in Europe, or other parts of the world. There's more territories on this planet than just Northern America, U Americans seem to forget that easily, and quite often.

Anyway, to celebrate the release of the movie and the new Game, I'm preparing a nice little something, I'll put it up later :) ......

Sorry Kameo for being american... But luckly for me I found out there was more of a world out there when I borded Lufthansa flight 457 LAX to FRA then flight 3630 FRA to GRZ on Jan 4 2003...

[Surge]

Probably quite a bump but whatever

Bart and girl walk into a church

Priest: "How many brides will you be marrying today sir?"
Bart: "Just one."
Priest: "What are you? Gay?"

[Gaara]

on the halloween episode were the hole town gets blown up with a nuke but homer suvivers so he dances naked in the church

[Carlrt]

From the movie

when ned says he wants to confess and homer cross's his fingers and says
''gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay"