coolROM Armed Forces (cRAF)

[chaos master]

listen up! It has come to my attention that there are many people that do not want us to have the freedom we do and do not want us to grow up to be good moms! people like Jack Thompson and Chuck E. Cheese; people like John Kerry and Dave Aizer. I have formed this initiative to protect coolROM from the badnikz out there. By joining me, you can rest easy knowing that coolROM is safe for another day. Also, members get unlimited access to our "Cookie & Other Sugar Impurities" fountain (codename: COSI fountain.)

Initiative overview
As a member, you will travel all around the world; doing everything from taking down massive enemy strongholds to stopping at Meat Shak for some burgers and tacos. Some of you may not come back, but you will be forever remembered as the few, the proud, and the brave that stepped up to the plate when no one else would.

Ranks

Initially, I will be General. When you start out, your rank will be recruit. I will assign higher ranks based on your performance in the field. If you would be so kind as to add your rank to your signature, it would keep us organized better.

Weapons

You are allowed two (2) weapons from our armory and whatever you can find on the field. I will make a weapons list, and if you have any suggestions, post them here. If you pick two of the same weapon, you can dual wield them.

Weapons List

M16
9mm pistol
.357 magnum
Grenades (unlimited supply)
grenade launcher
rocket launcher
sniper rifle
AK47
S.P.A.S. 12 automatic shotgun
laser pistol
combat knife
katana
uzi
Desert Eagle (pistol)
baseball bat
flesh eating bacteria launcher
acid pistol
crossbow
bow
flamethrower

Weapons Modications

you are allowed one modification for each weapon. you can suggest new modifications, also

Modifications:

bayonet
poison blade (for katanas and knives only)
flaming arrows (for crossbow and bow only)
extra large magazines
scope
sharpened bullets
silencer

I will have dual M16's, both outfitted with bayonets.

Roster

this is everyone who has joined

General: chaos master- 2xM16 w/ bynts

Recruits:



WE WILL START A MISSION AS SOON AS WE HAVE ENOUGH TROOPS!!

[chimaira cris]

i pledge alliegence and my life the the craf. also all us recruits are gonna need some crap (cool rom armour protection)

[chaos master]

why thank you!

choose some weapons and modifications by following the instructions in the first post to get started

ill set up a list of crap suits later...

[chimaira cris]

can we have smartgun mods? if so ill take the flesh eating bacteria launcher with a smartgun gun mod, if not allowed then larger magazines and an acid pistol with larger magazines

[cherko]

I pledge allegiance to... whatever. Can I pick new weapons if I reach a higher rank? As of now I'll go with a pirate cutlass and a cigarette...

[savking]

chaos master u think of the most random ideas out, in other words u post bum

[chaos master]

actually, I did this a couple of months ago on another forum.

It worked there...

how are my posts bum?

[chaos master]

well you can pick new weapons whenever you are not on a mission.
please bear in mind you can have modications on your weapons.

this post will be the official roster post, so check here for the latest Roster.

Roster

this is everyone who has joined

General: chaos master- 2xM16 w/ bynts"T-shirt and Jeans

Recruits:

chimaira cris-???
cherko- pirate cutlass, cigarette"jeans and T-Shirt
ridley- katana, bow w/ exploding arrow heads (EAH's)"heavy battle armor
GamerZ- Rifle w/ bynt" Sweatshirt and jeans
Gotee_Man- sniper rifle w/scope, M16 w/bynt"standard craf battle suit

[ridley]

this might just work chaos master count me in ill have
a katana
and
a bow with exploding arrowheads

[chaos master]

THIS WILL BE THE WEAPONS AND MODIFICATIONS POST.
CHECK HERE FOR THE LATEST LIST OF WEAPONS AND MODIFICATIONS.

Weapons List

M16
9mm pistol
.357 magnum
Grenades (unlimited supply)
grenade launcher
rocket launcher
sniper rifle
AK47
S.P.A.S. 12 automatic shotgun
laser pistol
combat knife
katana
uzi
Desert Eagle (pistol)
baseball bat
flesh eating bacteria launcher
acid pistol
crossbow
bow
flamethrower
pirate cutlass
cigarette

Modifications:

bayonet
poison blade (for katanas and knives only)
flaming arrows (for crossbow and bow only)
extra large magazines
scope
sharpened bullets
silencer
exploding arrow heads

[chaos master]

well of course it will work, so long as i'm General!;)

just tell me when we should start a mission...

[ridley]

lol how about now we will attack the wicked ***** of the rom request kameo [hey that rhymes!!!!!]
ill start by climbing her fortress of doom with toilet plungers tied to my knees and elbows

[chaos master]

THIS IS THE COOLROM ARMOR PROTECTION (CRAP) POST.
CHECK HERE FOR THE LATEST LIST OF CRAP, THANK YOU.

You may have 1 suit at a time, and you may change them between missions.
You may suggest new suits.
Tell me if you have any questions.

NAKEDNESS- no protection at all, decreased mobility due to lack of shoes. may stun enemies. excels in very humid weather, flounders in almost every other type of weather. for the real pro.

T-SHIRT AND JEANS- ultimate mobility, but little protection. not good for inclement weather.

STEALTH SUIT- mediocre protection, but is good for all weather and is almost undetectable at night. comes with free night vision goggles. ok mobility.

HEAVY BATTLE ARMOR- you could survive a tank shell with this, but is not very mobile. built in air conditioner and heating system ensure optimal performance in all weather.

STANDARD CRAF BATTLE SUIT- average in all aspects. can survive hot/cold weather to an average degree

CRAF SCUBA SPECIAL- ultimate mobility underwater, terrible mobility on land. Is 1000 times better than holding your breath. can sheild operative from any tempurature of water. little protection.

CRAF JET SUIT- ultimate mobility in the air, reduced mobility on land. like the craf standard battle suit but heavier. jet pack is very vulnerable.

[ridley]

ill have some heavy battle armour

[chaos master]

Missions:

we will choose missions by voting. just post your choice.
you may suggest campaigns
campaigns are groups of missions.

CAMPAIGNS TO CHOOSE:
(which to attack?)

the evil ninjas of the volcanic mountain (led by Beef Jerky, pro ninja)
the delightfully putrid giant in the valley of stink
the savage band of spammers of the western plains
the evil monks of the snow laden northern wastelands
Dingus, the evil killer whale, in the sea of despair

[chaos master]

tell me if you want to be less organized and just attack whatever

[GamerZ]

I wanna join! i want a rifle(the type that also has that knife on the end). that's all. i can do tons more with whatever else i'm given. i'm resourceful. oh and you can get me to do whatever mission. whether it's straight on the battle field or in the enemy base, i'll take it. And i'll have a shirt (sweatshirt please) and jeans.

[chaos master]

if you guys don't wanna vote, I will randomly choose one later.
right now, I need to get some ideas in mah head...

[GamerZ]

so can i join?

[chaos master]

you're already joined; see the first page for the roster post; it has all members

NOTE: it is not the first post, I made a post just for roster.

[GamerZ]

so i wonder what me first misison will be....

[chaos master]

NOTE: YOU CAN STILL JOIN, EVEN WHEN WE ARE ON A MISSION; JUST STATE YOUR WEAPONS AND SUIT AND JOIN THE ACTION.

How to Play: as my faithful troops, you will battle alongside me as we fihgt in battles. sometimes, I will issue orders to you, other times you can fight however you like. there are two kinds of times in the cRAF: peace time and war time. In peace time, you may mill about the base, maintaing it or just lounging around until we are ready for the next battle. in war time, you will fight to your last breath, as possibly beyond.

peace time action examples:

*inspects weapons*
*raids the fridge*
*patrols around the base for hours, then collapses*
*holds sniper post*
*goes joyriding in a humvee*

war time action examples:

*blasts soldier in the chest, then grabs his rifle and beats him to death with it*
*grabs a tank and grinds soldiers to a fine paste*
*reaps innocent civilians' lives*;)

...and anything else you can think of, unless I issue my ever-important orders
IMPORTANT: MY POSTS ARE USUALLY STORY-ADVANCING, SO PAY ATTENTION TO THEM!!
have fun wit it!


oK, LET'S ATTACK THE MONKS IN THE NORTHERN WASTELANDS!!

*we all board the cRAF combatt jett*

For a few hours, everything is peaceful. The random beeping noises from the autopilot computer has an odd calming effect.

All right! We have a few hours until we get to the northern wastelands. You can sit around here and do your thing.

***THE cRAF Combatt Jett***
--area description--

The cRAFF Combatt Jett is as big as a house, no lie!! The bulk of it is a central section, which has several couches and a 120" t.v. Countless games line the book cases around the t.v. Tasteful rugs are strewn about the floor. Music can be heard at a calming volume level, such as one found at a bank or department store. Right now, it is playing Jimmy Eat World's "Just Tonight..." Around the edges of the central chamber are several doors. The one leading to the rear of the ship is the engine room. To the left wing are the dorms, equipped with the softest bed stuff available. To the right is the armory, stocked with implements of death (yes, you can swap your weapons and suits here anytime you're in the cCJ.) There is a trapdoor in the floor. This leads to the secret combat room, where the turrets are controlled. The bathrooms are in a door just to the right of the dorms. Finally, to the front of the ship is the cockpit, where the autopilot computer is silently steering the cCJ to the northern wastelands.


I WILL CONTINUE OUR ADVENTURE TOMMOROW!

[ridley]

[continues mission]
flying smoothly until.......BOOM!!!! ground cannons are firing at the ship
we parachute out and land in a meat factory where leatherface [bloke out of texas chainsaw massacre] is waiting with chainsaw and giant cleaver.
[what will happen next?]

[chimaira cris]

let rip with the flesh eating gun in his face, go crazy and shoot all the meat in this place

[ridley]

leatherface has a flesh eating repellant and it fires back at us
-gamerz -KIA-

suddenly judge dread comes and batters leatherface with his chin

[cherko]

[blow smoke into judge dreads face]

btw my crap is jeans and t-shirt

[GamerZ]

OK OK I'M HERE. what did i mi- HEY! judge dredd!

[chaos master]

*kills that stoopid amateur judge dread with a bayonet in the brain*

WE MUST GET THE cCJ IN WORKING ORDER SO WE CAN CONTINUE TO THE NORTHERN WASTELANDS!!

GamerZ and I will reapiar the ship, everyone else must keep that giant horde of zombies away! *points to giant horde of zombies*

*climbs into the cCJ*
*tries reinstalling windows*
...dang, that's not it!

*goes into the engine room*
OH NOES, the engines are uber trashed!!
GamerZ, help me repair these things!!

*hears zombie moans getting closer*

Guys, get into positions!! They are almost upon us!!
*brings defender team a couple of heavy machine guns from the armory*
You might need these!

[GamerZ]

*get's int engine room* hmmmm, here's the main problem. the wires are mixed up.... you don't have a screwdriver do you? I ned to rearrange these wires so we can at least get aqway from the zombies

[chimaira cris]

*reloads flesh eating bacteria launcher*
*turns to the zombie horde*
*activates smartgun link*
BRING IT OOOOON ZOMBIE MUTHA ****EEEEEEEERRRSS!!!!!!!
*goes chaotic strafe jumping circles around the zombie horde turning them into fleshy piles of mush with the bacteria launcher*
I CAN DANCE ALL DAY!! TRY AND HIT ME JUST TRY IT!!!

[ridley]

leatherface has a flesh eating repellant and it fires back at us
-gamerz -KIA-

suddenly judge dread comes and batters leatherface with his chin
lol gamerz you kai that means killed in action your dead

ridley-awol

[GamerZ]

I Wasn't Even At The Mission Yet!

[chaos master]

no one is ever killed in cRAF, we don't have enough soldiers to just randomly kill them off, so GamerZ is alive and well, GET ME??:p

*hands screwdriver to GamerZ*
hurry, soldier!!

*helps in defense by entering the combat room and blasting zombies to pieces with the turrets on the cCJ*

at least these are working...

[GamerZ]

*Unhooking and hooking wires.**caught from behind by a zombie*AAAAAAH *still fiddling with wires...*cmooon.....

[chaos master]

*emerges from combat room, which is now flooded with zombies*

*blasts zombies in combat room with M16's*

*tackles zombie attacking GamerZ and rips out it's internal organs, than feeds them to a random stray dog hanging around*

[GamerZ]

*Finishes fixing wires*. EVERYOEN GET IN THE SHIP!

[chaos master]

*shoves zombies outta the ship*

*gets in the cockpit and gets the engine running*

hurry, the monks will have enough magic points to open a deadly black hole over the Earth in just 5 days!! We must continue our mission!!

[GamerZ]

*pulls everyone in* FLY FLY FLY!

[chaos master]

alrighty then...

*cCJ takes off, flinging attached zombies to their doom*

*engines disintegrate zombies behind the ship*

*we get to work repairing the turrets and other odds and ends around the ship*

---time passes---

*we arrive at the northern wastelands*

*cCJ lands on a patch of snow in a fierce snowstorm*

Listen up! The heating system was damaged, so we will need to find a way to keep warm.

*makes a controlled fire on the floor using tasteful rugs*
that will keep us warm for awhile, until the rugs are burnt up...

We need a scout party to take a look around and get our bearings. I will go, any other volunteers?

*wraps self in some blankets from dorm*
hopefully, this will shield me from icy death...

[ridley]

ill go
'goes out to get bearings with chaos master when mountain wolves attack '
'fires exploding arrow causing an avalance back to the ship!'

[Gotee_Man]

I'll join

sniper rifle w/scope
m16 w/bayonet

Standard Craf Battle Suit

[chimaira cris]

*goes to nifty radar on ship*
ive located the monks, they are currently enjoying an all you can eat buffet at pizza hut on the top of the mountain. i suggest a full frontal attack destroying all that stand in our way. our options are to could either hike our way there or drop in using the jet. general?

[cherko]

I'll go too, with only my cigarette to keep me warm.

'blow some smoke into ridleys face, starts fighting the wolves with my cutlass'

'flying reindeer comes to help the wolves fight us'

[chaos master]

our plan options:

1. the scout party will trek up the mountain next to the pizza hut mountain. once there, we will mark it and send the data to the cCJ. The people who stayed at the cCJ will then use the sent data as a guide to bomb the pizza hut and take out the monks

2. we will stage a full frontal assault. I will pilot the cCJ and give you air support and evac while you guys go in and kill every last monk.

3. we will steathfully take them out by posing as the pizza hut workers and poison their foods

which one you guys wanna do?
the first vote is the one i'll use.
---------------------------

*slices up wolf with bayonet and uses hide as coat*

*keeps warm by running around in circles*

[jambog]

I'll join too, but only if I can bring my own armory along...

Say hello to my little friends...

http://www.geocities.com/invalidswordfish/guns.JPG
Glock 21, Taurus .357 mag, Beretta .32 Tomcat, Beretta 92FS 9mm, Browning Buck Mark II .22, Walther P99 .40, Beretta .22 Bobcat, Kel-Tec P3AT, and last but not least another Taurus .357 Mag stub nose (and of course my favorite Kimber model 1911 .45ACP, not pictured:()
:D :D :D

[chaos master]

uhhh, ok...

*is now very afraid of jambog*

*jambog acquires bunch o' pistols*

well no mods 4 u to make it fair...

[jambog]

I <3 guns :D
The only thing I love more then roms, is guns...well maybe poonanie:cool:

[ridley]

'stuffs an exploding arrowhead in cherkos sock taking cherkos left leg and left hand off'
'runs into pizza hut with slim-fast filled water pistols and starts shooting the fat ****s'

[chaos master]

I guess assault then

*takes the cCJ and drops off you guys in front of the pizza hut complex*

*uses BAG's (big ass guns) to slaughter monks trying to escape*

*monks use black magic that depletes the cCJ's shields quickly*

[GamerZ]

*shooting out monks*

[chaos master]

*cCJ shields breifly give out and the ship suffers damage to the right wing*

good thing I got insurance...

YO GUYZ, keep them from shooting the ship until I can charge the cCJ's uber laser. If I get it to full power, I can collapse the entire mountain and kill all the monks. Just get me 5 minutes!

*large cannon emerges from the bottom of the cCJ*
*begins charge sequence*

[GamerZ]

*shhootsa snipers*

[chaos master]

......41% complete....

[chimaira cris]

*runs into the kitchen of pizza hut thru the back*
*stealthely unplugs gas to the big ass oven*
CHEESE IT
*sprints back to ship*

[GamerZ]

*takes over atank and starts blasting monks away*

[chaos master]

100%!!

*calls troops back to the ship*

*fires uber laser at mountain*

*mountain blows up and stuff*

*gas enhances explosion*

*we all watch the monks die a horrible death from the open hatch on the ship*

iMISSION COMPLETED!


Yo sonnz, when we were battling the monks, I intercepted a transmission from one of the monks. It seems they were working with the ninjas of the volcanic mountain. They are now going into plan B, which is to make the volcano erupt and flood coolROM with lava! We must stop them!

*cCJ takes us to the foot of the volcanic mountain*
*cCJ lands in the lush jungle at the foot of the volcanic mountain*

These trees will hide us from the ninjas at least for a short while. We need a party to go climb the volcano steathily and spy on the ninjas to find out what their base defenses are so we attack them at their weakest point. Any volunteers?

[Gotee_Man]

Ill do it if some people go with me.
*Takes out guns*
*smile on face*

[cherko]

I'll go!

*blows some smoke into chaos masters face and runs away to spy on the ninjas*

[chaos master]

*smoke kills flys buzzing around face*

gee, thanks!

I eagerly await to see what awe-inspiring data you will get...

[cherko]

'goes up near the crater to spy on ninjas'

Man, they have BEER!

'jumps down, starts drinking with ninjas'

[chimaira cris]

*takes a sip of the beer*
hmmmmm taste familiar....OMG i this is the drunken arts ninja school home brew!! i trained here before joining craf, school rules was to be wasted 24/7
*drinks all beer i can find*
thash better, i remember my way around now
*finds 1st year who got too wasted and past out*
haha light weight
*steals his uniform*
*staggers around placing remote cameras to transmit back to jet*

[cherko]

*keeps drinking with ninjas*

*passes out*

[chaos master]

*is watching from cameras*

hmm, verrrry interesting.........

Hey, try to find some explosives and plant them at their anti-air turrets and other important stuff.

When you detonate them, it will be the signal for the rest of us to rush them with the jet.

[ridley]

walks throught the woods to get some info on the monks secret doomsday device listening to rollercoaster on my mp3 not noticing im walking straight into a pungee pit who will save ridley?

[chaos master]

*tiger named MO'keke saves ridley, then eats him*

*ridley respawns at the cCJ*

[GamerZ]

what's my next mission?

[chaos master]

the current mission if you are in the scout party is to find some explosives and plant them at the anti-air turrets and other important stuff (guard tower, power generator, etc.)

the detonation of the explosives will be the signal to the rest of us to rush the ninjas.

If you are not in the scout party, you may hunt for some food (I could use a drumstick right about now) or explore the forest or find some wood for a fire or what not so we won't die tonight. Just stay near the ship so we can fly up the volcano when the scout party completes their current mission.

[chimaira cris]

*staggers back to jet*
WAAAAY IT CHAOS MASTER!! WOO!
*tries to give him a hug but trips and fall flat on face*
OW! hey i need to tell you, the grand masters here are waaay hardcore! they constantly drink spirits, especially absinthe, their system is loaded with it, so mabye we take some phospherous rounds, aim for guts and KABOOM!! hehehe

[ridley]

lets go to the chinese take-away for a break ill have a chicken fried rice w/soy sauce and w/o peppers onions and chives

[chaos master]

ok fine, grab yer cardigan and we'll go

*arrives at chinese take out*
*dines in*
PWNED!

[GamerZ]

ooooookkkkkkk

[chaos master]

err, Let's attack now!!

*yodels while hiking up volcano*

*kicks countless ninjas in their most vulnerable area*

*beef jerky, the ninja master appears*

*uses bayonets to sword fight with Beef Jerky, who has a katana with a poison blade*

*volcano rumbles 1,400 miles below the surface*

[ridley]

mr stay puft appears from the volcano and eats beef jerky then turns into the monopoly man who drives away in his gay lil car

[chaos master]

*kills monopoly man with cheez sauce*

[cherko]

Wakes up. Still drunk. Does not see nor think clearly. Sees chaos master. blows smoke into chaos masters face. Fights chaos master with cutlass. Removes ear from head.

[chaos master]

I am not interested in suicidal men!! Put your ear back on or I will have you court-martialed!!

*traps cherko in an impenetrable purple energy bubble*
Blow smoke in there, and you will not be very comfortable!!

[GamerZ]

HOLY CRAAAAAAAAP *running from a thousand monks*

[chaos master]

HOLY COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!

*is killing a lot more enemies than any of you*;) :D :D :) :(... :mad: :p

[ridley]

'throws mike tyson in horde of monks say goodbye to your earlobes!!!'

[chaos master]

*throws chuck norris into group of ninjas*

say goodbye to your reproductive systems!!

[chaos master]

*throws feces at ninjas*

These grenades are really wierd...

*feces explode nice*

OH! But they work heavenly!

*celebrates by eating an odd-looking chocolate bar*

THIS IS THE RHYTHM OF THE NIGHT!
THE NIGHT!
OH YEAH!
THE RHYTHM OF THE NIGHT!
THIS IS THE RHYTHM OF THE NIGHT!

[cherko]

What I meant was, I removed YOUR ear from YOUR head!

[chaos master]

I don't have ears, silly goose:p

*points to avatar*

[GamerZ]

I do but if you try to pull em off i will kill you

[chaos master]

you have the COOLEST ears, GamerZ!

They all pointy and dawg/Ra like!!