post your favourite joke here

[ridley]

heres mine

3 blondes are stuck on an island and they find a lamp they rub it and a genie comes out and ask a wish from each of them the first blonde asks
'make me 10 times smarter so i can get of this island'
so he does and she turns into a brunette and starts to swim but is
eaten by sharks.
the second blonde asks
'make me 100 times smarter so i can get of this island'
so he does and she turns into a redhead and builds a boat and sets sail but crashes on some rocks and is eaten by sharks.
the third blonde asks
'make me 1,000,000 times smarter so i can get off this island'
so he does and she turns into a man and uses the bridge.

[chimaira cris]

a group of blondes walk into a bar and order expensive champagne, shouting 'we did it! we finally did it!' one of the other patron asks them what they did and they reply, 'we finished a jigsaw in 6 months and on the box it said 2-4 years'

[chaos master]

a little, er, nasty but if you wanna read it, here goes:

If a quiz is quizzical, then what is a test?

I can still remember that years after I heard it....

Also, dumb blonde joke R madd funnay, especially when you see one come true (dont ask...)

[bobman102]

Q: whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri?


A: i dont have a ferrari in my basement : P

[chaos master]

Q: whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri?


A: i dont have a ferrari in my basement : P
OH, YES YOU DO!!

Q:What is the difference between 17 DEAD BABIES and 102 DEAD BABIES

A: the number of DEAD BABIES!

...DEAD BABIES!!

[chimaira cris]

whats red, sticky and hangs off the back of a train?
a miscarrage

i feel so ashamed

[romsRgood]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Who knows, it never made it.. yum fried chicken is good ;)

[savking]

heres mine

3 blondes are stuck on an island and they find a lamp they rub it and a genie comes out and ask a wish from each of them the first blonde asks
'make me 10 times smarter so i can get of this island'
so he does and she turns into a brunette and starts to swim but is
eaten by sharks.
the second blonde asks
'make me 100 times smarter so i can get of this island'
so he does and she turns into a redhead and builds a boat and sets sail but crashes on some rocks and is eaten by sharks.
the third blonde asks
'make me 1,000,000 times smarter so i can get off this island'
so he does and she turns into a man and uses the bridge.
LOLOL thats funny as

[savking]

how do you get a mongolian in a phone box?

place a tin of beans in there

ho do you get him out?

wava a tin opener

[chaos master]

*ahem*

http://www.sonic.net/~paul/humour/msg00307.html

JUST CALL ME ADMIRAL!!:D

[Iconoclast]

In order to understand this joke you must have:

1. Seen several Geico commercials
2. Watched the movie Pirates of the Caribbean.

So here it goes. Remember in the movie when Elizabeth gives Barbossa crap about him breaking some deal, and then some black guy slaps her and says, "You'll speak when spoken to." And then Barbosa removes his hand and says, "And he will not lay his hand on those under the protection of Parlette." Imagine if he instead said, "And he will not lay his hands on those under the protection of Geico car insurance," and it was just a stupid Geico commercial. Though car insurace has nothing to do with slapping people.