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chaos master
04-13-2006, 08:40 PM
Hello, this is chaos master and I am on the air to solve YOUR problems (not serious of course.) This is not meant to be a spam thread!! If you ever listened to a talk show on the radio in a 3d GTA game, you would know how this is supposed to flow.

Go ahead ask me anything; how to make your body smell minty fresh, how to legally marry an elephant, why is the sky blue, and I will share my vast knowledge of life, the universe, and everything in between with you!

The lines are open, call away!
chaos master
04-15-2006, 09:16 PM
no one in this stinkin' town has a problem???
chaos master
11-25-2006, 01:58 PM
Ahem....the lines are STILL open.
Iconoclast
11-25-2006, 02:03 PM
I forgot...why is the sky blue? I think it had something to do with the wavelength/frequency of the color blue....
Kirsdarke
11-25-2006, 02:56 PM
I have heard several reasons for why the sky is blue. I believe they say it has something to do with the nitrogen in the atmosphere...

Where in time is Carmen Sandiago?
chaos master
11-25-2006, 05:01 PM
The sky is blue because the giant sky spiders got sick and vomited purple surple on the sky atoms, and then Paul Bunyan took a leak on those atoms. Purple and yellow make blue. So that is that.

Carman Sandego is in the present, hunting down Waldo.
Kirsdarke
11-25-2006, 05:47 PM
How did you anticipate my next question?
Kit
11-25-2006, 05:47 PM
Chaos Master, why does the site this link leads to give me nightmares? :[ (http://www.mindistortion.net/iwantyoursoul/?i_am=Kit the Great)
BeeBaby
11-25-2006, 06:41 PM
Why do birds fly in the spider vomit?
chaos master
11-25-2006, 06:52 PM
How did you anticipate my next question?

Because....I can do that.

Chaos Master, why does the site this link leads to give me nightmares? :[ (http://www.mindistortion.net/iwantyoursoul/?i_am=Kit the Great)

So I don't have to.

Why do birds fly in the spider vomit?

Have you ever flied in spider vomit? Damn, that's tasty.
Kirsdarke
11-25-2006, 07:05 PM
Should I use summon Pikachu, Naruto or a Chocobo?

Isn't this exactly like "ask a stupid question get a stupid answer" only the only one answering is Chaos Master?
chaos master
11-25-2006, 07:58 PM
Should I use summon Pikachu, Naruto or a Chocobo?

Isn't this exactly like "ask a stupid question get a stupid answer" only the only one answering is Chaos Master?

Yes; no.

It's time for our guest to come on and do something....who wants to be my guest? You get to be messed up.