What if????

[Llorona Bonita]

Alternative history is a very interesting topic. You know, speculating about what might have happened had a historical event been different blah blah blah...

History has countless examples to give us... like:

What if US hadn't bombed Japan during WWII?? or:

What if Adolf Hitler wasn't born???

ermmm since we are in coolrom, i'll give you this:

What if Nintendo doesn't exist??

[Doregushin]

Alternative history is a very interesting topic. You know, speculating about what might have happened had a historical event been different blah blah blah...

History has countless examples to give us... like:

What if US hadn't bombed Japan during WWII?? or:
Then Japan wouldn't hate us.
What if Adolf Hitler wasn't born???
Then Germany wouldn't have been in WWII.
ermmm since we are in coolrom, i'll give you this:

What if Nintendo doesn't exist??
Then some of us wouldn't have joined.Answered..

[Llorona Bonita]

Can't think of many what if's :p .... anyway

What if homo sapiens were incapable of hypothetical thinking?

[tatsuya1221]

Can't think of many what if's :p .... anyway

What if homo sapiens were incapable of hypothetical thinking?

Then they would still be looking for fire,and we would be stupider than the monkeys.
Here's one,what if the last battalion actually exists?
For those who don't know,the last battalion is the legend that adolf hitler is using UFO's to plan world domination from a base under antarctica's ice cap.

[PYRO_JUNKY]

what if- this thread was never made?

[Doregushin]

what if- this thread was never made?

Then there would be much rejoicing,
What if- Pyro got banned permamently?

[Systemeth]

Alternative history is a very interesting topic. You know, speculating about what might have happened had a historical event been different blah blah blah...

History has countless examples to give us... like:

What if US hadn't bombed Japan during WWII?? or:

What if Adolf Hitler wasn't born???

ermmm since we are in coolrom, i'll give you this:

What if Nintendo doesn't exist??

What if the US of A hadn't bombed Japan?
I'll take "Places the US of A will bomb anyways" for $200.

What if Adolf Hitler wasn't born?
Someone else woulda been the Hitler of the time.

What if Nintendo didn't exist?
There probably wouldn't be video games at all for awhile.

Can't think of many what if's :p .... anyway

What if homo sapiens were incapable of hypothetical thinking?

There would be a lot less pointless questioning. :P

what if- this thread was never made?

We wouldn't be posting in it.

Then there would be much rejoicing,
What if- Pyro got banned permamently?

He would make an alt and come back.

[ridley]

-_-

a simple answer pls Icono stop trying to be smart XD

[Llorona Bonita]

-_- a simple answer pls Icono stop trying to be smart XD

I kinda like Icono's posts... at least he makes sense :p

[PYRO_JUNKY]

He would make an alt and come back.

yea, thats proubably how it would go >.>

[PYRO_JUNKY]

WHAT IF!!!

............................

now stay with me on this one...

what if- pyro bumped this thread

[Kameo]

That's not what if, U actually bumped it :p .....

[Llorona Bonita]

what if.... what if you just close this thread instead? :(

[Fierce Deity]

Then they would still be looking for fire,and we would be stupider than the monkeys.
Here's one,what if the last battalion actually exists?
For those who don't know,the last battalion is the legend that adolf hitler is using UFO's to plan world domination from a base under antarctica's ice cap.
Who... who on earth actually thinks that?

Don't answer. XD

Then there would be much rejoicing,
What if- Pyro got banned permamently?
He'd make alts which were subsequently banned until we gave up because we can't IP ban and admin is permanently afk except for when the site goes down so we'd let him stay on the terms that he stopped being a ****. Theoretically, of course.

what if.... what if you just close this thread instead? :(
I guess we'll see? XD

***CLOSED***

(Somebody else reopen this, please. :P)

[kaosdeity]

Hitler and his aliens aren't gonna take over the world cuz Elvis and his aliens are gonn kick his a$$

[PYRO_JUNKY]

now I'm curious...... who did actually think that about Hitler?

what if- Admin forgot to pay the bills on coolrom and it got sold to a porn sight?

[Doregushin]

Then I would put it in my sig on other forums and say its the fastest and easiest way to get monies online.

what if-porn was never made?

[fiReBirD]

Then I'd get bored pretty easily...

What if you weren't born...?

[Llorona Bonita]

then i wouldn't able to post this thread...

what if random spamming didn't exist?

[fiReBirD]

Then more post counts would be equal to 0...

What if important threads got deleted...?

[Doregushin]

Then I would leave.

What if-I got banned?

[PYRO_JUNKY]

then u wouldnt be able to log on anymore >.>

What if- Bush was smarter

[kaosdeity]

Then he wouldn't have been elected.

What if Pong was a movie?

[PYRO_JUNKY]

it would be in two dementions and have one sound

what if- I was the secound coming of jesus?

[kaosdeity]

Then I'd convert to Islam :D
What if i converted to Islam?

[Doregushin]

Then we would share religions.
What if-admin banned himself?

[Klendathu]

Then he'd be just like me.

What if this thread was just like the ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer, coolROM style! (http://www.coolrom.com/forums/showthread.php?t=212) thread?

[Kirsdarke]

You would probably linked it in your previous post

If all men are mortal, and Socrates is a man, is Socrates mortal? (or have I completely forgotten how to do syllogisms)

[Systemeth]

That wasn't a What If question. That's right though Darke.



What if - Darke actually DID do a What If question?

[Kirsdarke]

Then I'd be breaking a time honoured tradition of purposely NOT asking a what if question


SHOULD I CUT THE RED WIRE OR THE BLUE ONE?

[PYRO_JUNKY]

i refuse to answer that for having o what of- infront

what if- i was never born :(

[Klendathu]

Since there's a blank space before this post I guess there will be no need for a reply to it.

What if I press the button that says Do Not Press This Button?

[Doregushin]

Then a black hole would appear.

What if-I could think of a what if-question?

[Systemeth]

I wouldn't be answering you.



What if- Darke was really a girl?

[Doregushin]

But he is D=

What if-admin stopped paying for CoolROM?

[Kirsdarke]

What if- Darke was really a girl?Fiddy would probably kill me

[ridley]

WHat if - Kit was a man?

What if - Resident evil actually happens?

What if - Kefka wasnt really from ff6?

what if - i make a meaningful post?

[Kirsdarke]

WHat if - Kit was a man?

What if - Resident evil actually happens?

What if - Kefka wasnt really from ff6?

what if - i make a meaningful post?what if you only asked one what if question at a time?

[Doregushin]

what if you only asked one what if question at a time?

What if you didn't skip over my what if question?

[PYRO_JUNKY]

what if- coolrom was only disguised as an emulation sight and it was actully a terrorist organization?

[ridley]

i refuse to answer that for having o what of- infront

what if- i was never born :(

You are god so i guess we wouldn't exist.

[PYRO_JUNKY]

but god wasnt born, he jsut sorta apeared and then made the rest of the world apear.

what if- its my way or the highway?

[ridley]

what if - a couple of guys who were up to no good , didn't start making trouble in my neighborhood?

[Kirsdarke]

Nobody would have ever learned the name Will Smith

What if I stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

[ridley]

you would die or go buy more.

what if Drake refused to buy more?

[Kirsdarke]

Then drake = ****ed

What if .999... (repeating forever) actually equaled 1?

o.o (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/0.999)

[ridley]

I would go , Say what?

What if i divided by Zero?

[Kirsdarke]

You'd be a ****ing genius

What if I made a post that didn't include ****s?

[tatsuya1221]

Then i'd know the apocalypse had come.

What if the lost city was found?

[Doregushin]

Then it wouldn't be lost.

What if Wikipedia got shut down?

[PYRO_JUNKY]

then i wouldnt be able to **** with it anymore

what if- the lost city of new orleans was real?

[Fierce Deity]

Then a hurricane would hit it and caused massive damage, only to have people starve as they are neglected by their own government.

What if you were all idiots?

[PYRO_JUNKY]

there would be alot more posts asking for emulation help

what if- i lost my legs in vietnam

[Doregushin]

You did, because I have them. PLOT TWIST!
What if-we were all dead and life was just a nonexistant void?

[tatsuya1221]

Then we would all be a figment of bush's mind.
What if this world ended 50 years ago and we are just playing on an internet that we were connected to when the nukes dropped?

[PYRO_JUNKY]

i would delete my 'internet must die' thread

what if- a tree falls in the woods but no one is around to hear it?

[kaosdeity]

Then it makes no sound
http://www.shannonsart.com/story.asp?Id=12

What if global warming melted the polar ice caps?

[Klendathu]

Then it makes no sound
http://www.shannonsart.com/story.asp?Id=12

What if global warming melted the polar ice caps?

Global Warming will melt the ice caps, and has done so in the past. This is caused by the Earth itself not being completely round causing the Earth to vary on it's axis up to 1-1 1/2 degrees Thus every 25,000 years the Earth goes through a cycle of warming and cooling.

What if we ate with our butts and crapped out our mouths?

[Doregushin]

Then we would always have a terrible taste in our mouths.

what if-a tree falls on a gopher and no one hears the tree fall, but they hear the gopher?

[PYRO_JUNKY]

i'd know whats for diner tonight

what if- i could think of a better what if question?

[Doregushin]

Then you wouldn't need to steal questions.
what if-I beat pyro's meat?

[LuIsIyO!!!!]

you can't... because.. you can't beat his meat! lol


what if... the world ends in 2008?

[tatsuya1221]

Then we won't have to worry about another Apocalypse.
What if magic was real?

[PYRO_JUNKY]

then i would use my power for evil

what if- i invented a solar powered flash light

[kaosdeity]

Then I'd get stuck with it in an emergency.
What if there was a monster in the fridge that gets you when you get a snack at night?

[tatsuya1221]

Then kaosdiety would never be heard from again.
What if there's some government agency spying on us?(NWO)

[PYRO_JUNKY]

I just hope they dont tell anyone about what i'm doing at night

what if- I did manage to destroy the interwebz

[LuIsIyO!!!!]

then doregushin will change his avy of "internets" lol


what if i pimp slap the next poster?

[PYRO_JUNKY]

I would be insulted and tell you to take it to the post battle tourny thread

what if- everyones acount name was Pyro_Junky

[LuIsIyO!!!!]

then... i would be you and i'd say.. "hey me" and you "heyyyy wassup me!"



what if... tha word "what if" nevar existed?

[PYRO_JUNKY]

we would need a new title for this thread

what if- coolrom became an officle political party?

[Andy]

you'd be the leader, and take over the planet.

what if, aliens invaded and stole all the water, and replaced it with alien urine?

[Doregushin]

Then we'd have some pretty nasty tasting water =/
what if all these what iff questions were really happening somewhere?

[PYRO_JUNKY]

then god would kill a kitten every time you lie about doing your homework

what if- coolrom was actully a cat lovers forum

[Doregushin]

Then I wouldn't be here.
what if pyro didn't have a smiley in his signature?

[PYRO_JUNKY]

you know.... your just sick for even asking that.... ok?

waht if- what was spelled waht

[tatsuya1221]

Then bush would have an IQ of 200.

What if i was the ruler of the world?

[Doregushin]

Hai u deleted my post >.<

[PYRO_JUNKY]

then we would all be doomed

what if- this was the greatest what if question in the world

[ridley]

Then i'd go........ ehwha?
What if -

[chaos master]

No.

What if this thread was never converted into a game thread?

[Doregushin]

Then I would have the Hiscore.
what if I ha da sig that said "Unmerciful Killers"?

[PYRO_JUNKY]

Then i would start a 'rate peoplez sigs' thread

what if- my sig was a sitcom

[PYRO_JUNKY]

I refuse to answer my own question/bumpage

What if- google had a slogan

[MurderMayhem666]

Hey What if Super Mario Bros. was released on sega instead of nintendo ....................................wow history would be way diffirent !!!:shocked:

[PYRO_JUNKY]

sence you didnt answer my what if i aint answering yours..... see the vicouse cycle thats forms jsut cuz ur carlessnessness

[kaosdeity]

If Google had a slogan, then they could put it on their homepage so it wouldn't be so plain.

What if people knew how what if threads worked???

[PYRO_JUNKY]

then they still wouldnt do it right

what if- superman was real?

[Sonic]

then there wouldnt be a need for a police department.

what if there was an actual good president in the usa for once.

[MurderMayhem666]

:devil: There all ready is one and his name is **** Cheney !!!:D Now for my question, What if Hot Dogs were made out of people ???:devil:

[PYRO_JUNKY]

then i would be a cannible

what if humans had wings on their buttchecks that they could use to fly?

[MurderMayhem666]

Well when i guess live would be pretty sweet !!! And for my question ,What if you could buy humans like pets ????:)

[PYRO_JUNKY]

I wont have much use for teh interweb porn anymore

what if: enuf WASNT enuf

[MurderMayhem666]

:) Well then i guess we would have to put up with just a little bit more wouldn't we !!!;) And my question is, What if 1MARKO1 was free ???:confused:

[Andy]

Then I wouldnt have to pay for him (ie. free). What if your house was blown to hell by Master Chief wearing a tu-tu?

[PYRO_JUNKY]

I would 1. be really ****ed of, and 2. never play halo again.

what if: enuf WAS enuf

[MurderMayhem666]

:D Then i guess that would be our limit !!! What if 6 was 9 ???:confused:

[PYRO_JUNKY]

then 69ing would proubably mean butt sex or something

what if: coolrom won teh american idolz?

[SofaKing]

i would bump this thread

what if- no one bumped this thread?

[MurderMayhem666]

* Then we would have forgot about it. *

* What if we just let this thraed die ??? *

[SofaKing]

i'll have to bump it a third time

what if cool rom was unthawed from a glacier dating back to the ice age

[tylerderbun]

Gavrillo Princip didnt kill Archduke Ferdinand?

No WWI, no WWII, no cold war, no vietnam...

but he did, and we are where we are.

[SofaKing]

tyler answered his own what if question, that saves me the trouble of coming up with a sarcastic remark.

what if every time you blink the world exploded?

[MurderMayhem666]

Then we would all be dead !!!!

What all this damn Newbs stoped bumping old posts ???

[LuIsIyO!!!!]

you wouldn't exist? o.0

what if God was one of us... just a slut like one of us, just a stranger on the bus, trying to make he's way home

[MurderMayhem666]

Then God would suck

What if LuIsIyO died from butt cancer ???

[Viney]

what if sofa king had genetal cancer!!!

[MurderMayhem666]

Then when they die the Coolrom Forum would be a lonely place.

What if 6 was 9 ???

[LuIsIyO!!!!]

do you really want to know the answer?

What if the cake wasn't a lie?

[SofaKing]

lui, if cake wasn’t a lie i would be able to celebrate my birthday with pride


what if sofa king had gentle cancer!!!

I would change your question from 'genetal cancer' to 'gentle cancer' which sounds allot more comfortable.


what if I answered two what if's and my head exploded?

[MurderMayhem666]

Then you would be dead.

What if "Sofa King" wasn't really a king ???

[SofaKing]

then he would waste his time on forums doing silly what if post games

what if there really WASNT enough sofaking to go around?

[MurderMayhem666]

If that were the case most of the Coolrom Forum members would commit mass suicide.

What if the Earth had to 2 Suns ???

[SofaKing]

We would all die

what if you COULD belive its not butter?

[Shukan]

I'd live underground if that was the case. crikey!

What if there was a sister planet to Earth and it had a lower gravity, that technology was outlawed by a bunch of insect like creatures that communicated via scent, and had a Caste system and the army fought with swords while looking like they came straight from Ancient Rome and that a 1/3 of the female populace were slaves to Free people?

heh

[SofaKing]

We would most likely drop an atom bomb on them.

what if we did do that?

[MurderMayhem666]

Then it would have been done by now sucka !!!

What if the "Nazi's" would of won WW2 ???

[SofaKing]

there would be no more jews and southpark would of run out of jokes by episode 3 and phail.

what if i could kill you in seven ways using a normal playing card

[MurderMayhem666]

Well, I guess me and alot of other people would be dead.

What if the "What if" thread was never created ???

[SofaKing]

then this thread would get bumped- http://coolrom.com/forums/showthread.php?t=212&page=290

what if the internet was a smoke free enviroment?

[MurderMayhem666]

Then the Coolrom Forum would suck way more.

What if the sky was red and the ocean was purple ???

[SofaKing]

what? you mean its not supose to be? *quits smokeing

what if- sofakings never gona tell a lie and never gona make you cry

[MurderMayhem666]

Then this "SofaKing" that you speak of would be even cooler.

What if my name was "MayhemMurder999" and not "MurderMayhem666" ???

[SofaKing]

it would sound 50% less demonic

what if i popped a *** in your cap?

[MurderMayhem666]

Then my cap would smell like ***.

What if there really was a Tooth Fairy ???

[SofaKing]

i would need dentchers

what if me and murder were the only ones who gave a crap about this thread?

[Viney]

then why are we posting here!! get posting in the count to one million thred! theres no time to be lost!!! lololololol

[SofaKing]

what if viney didnt ask a what if question?
i would shoot him.

what if sofaking answered his own question?

[MurderMayhem666]

Then this "SofaKing" that you speak of would rock even harder.

What if Santa Claus wasn't real ???

[SofaKing]

then there would be a sofa clause and everyones lives would be that much more comfortable.

what if i couldnt figure out how to get the sofas down the chimneys?

[MurderMayhem666]

Then we would all be some pretty sad pandas on christmas day.

What if all the panda bears in the world got together and raised an army to conquer mankind ???

[Viney]

We would shoot at them or call in master chief!!
*we win! they all die
No problemo! when chiefs about!

[Pizza1295]

what if viney didnt ask something?

[Kilghard Wolf]

What if...?
Right?

[MurderMayhem666]

:mad2: This guy didn't ask nothing either. :mad2:

:mad3: What if I go on a shotting spree because people aren't doing this thread correctly ??? :mad3:

[Viney]

sorry...
what if one day we actually reached a count of 1 million.

[MurderMayhem666]

:) Then we will gather together and burn down a large city in the name of our triumph !!! :)


What if we lived in a world where the Government would kill you once you hit the age of 65 ???

[SofaKing]

then i would start smoking cigs again.

what if i took a quick walk around the block?

[MurderMayhem666]

Then you will be killed by the boogey Man. Don't go outside !!!


What if Sofa King was a Sofa Queen, would She be hot ???

[SofaKing]

I dont know the answer to that... all i do know is that i would never be bored again. unless your talking about the cross dressing kind of queen, if thats the case please someone just shoot me.

what if i chose coke instead of pepsi?

[MurderMayhem666]

Then Pepsi would get what it deserves.


What if we were all dead and the CoolRom Forum was Hell ???

[SofaKing]

then the count to a million thread would have new meaning to me.

what if :nono: never existed

[MurderMayhem666]

Then I guess we would have to use :hand:


What if gay marrigae was legal ???

[Viney]

then gay people would marry, its legel in my country already.

what if there was no such thing as christmas???

[SofaKing]

then the grinch would have to find something else to steal

what if someone stole my poptarts :mad:

[MurderMayhem666]

Then you would be one hungray panda.


What if coolrom didn't have that stupid "10 post" ???

[SofaKing]

the spamers would stop and the bots would start again... we just cant win :(

what if breathing was illegal?

[MurderMayhem666]

It soon will be. The Government will very soon start taxing carbon. It's true !!!


What if Soda was made by a giant bug who squirted it out of her butt ???

[Kilghard Wolf]

Then we'd all watch Futurama.

What if i fell asleep before finishing this post?

[MurderMayhem666]

Then it wouldn't be finished now would it.


What if all women had 3 boobs ???

[Viney]

then life would be amazing!!!

what if men had babies???

[MurderMayhem666]

Then our butts would really hurt.


What if Britney Spears' music DIDN'T suck ???

[SofaKing]

Then she might not of cut her hair off

what if coolrom had a slogan?

[MurderMayhem666]

:) Then that slogan would be "CoolRom where the Roms are Cool" or thats what it should be. :)


What if Dragon Balls where real ???

[SofaKing]

there would be a new line of kinky pornos

what if I made a sandwich?

[MurderMayhem666]

Then you would have to figure out a way to give me half.( I'm kind of hungray.)


What if my blood was Maple Syrup ???

[SofaKing]

you would proubably be extreamly emo... and i wouldnt blame you.

what if i actully got a job?

[Kilghard Wolf]

Then you'd be better than me.

What if I woke up before noon without assistance?

[MurderMayhem666]

Then The Coolrom Forum would SUCK Big Time !!! Work is for Suckers.


What if I quit my job ???

[SofaKing]

then you wouldnt have any money

what if I made a few smart investments and became a millionair but lost all my money at a casino?

[Viney]

then youd be back where you started wouldnt you.
What if coolrom didnt have these: :) , :(,:confused:,:yawn:,:sleep:,:mad:,:shocked:,,:D,: hand:,:cool::

[SofaKing]

as long as i have these :nono: :hand: nothing else matters

what if i stole christmas

[MurderMayhem666]

Then I wouldn't have my $60 dollar gift card from Wal-Mart and I would be a very sad panda.


What if I got drunk and and listen to some music ???

[SofaKing]

you would fall asleep

what if i spent the rest of the night playing warcraft?

[MurderMayhem666]

Then you word fall asleep dreaming of slaying goblins and dorks.


What if IconoClast stop posting random retarded posts and just did regular answers ???

[SofaKing]

then mabye he would get an avatar to

what if i had a ham sandwich for every time i heard that one?

[Pizza1295]

you get so much ham,you would donate it to orphan kids,and they would invent a new toy/idea out of it,and would credit you for inspiration,giving a million dollars per year to you,so start making those ham sandwiches :D

what if god was one of us just a stranger on a bus trying to make his way home?

[SofaKing]

then he would ask me for some change and i would tell him no then he would kill me with a hammer

what if i got a bebe gun for christmas and shot my eye out?

[MurderMayhem666]

Then we would be twins.


What if on Christmas we had to make a Human Sacrifice to Santa instead of milk and cookis ???

[SofaKing]

then we would have a solution to the over population proublem... i mean come on who wouldnt sacrafise their child for a bunch of free ****?

what if i was waiting for my cloths to finish drying?

[MurderMayhem666]

Then that would mean you were naked and oddly hot.


What if I stopped halfway though this sentence ???

[SofaKing]

then i wouldnt answer you

what if i stop halfway thr.......

[MurderMayhem666]

WHAT ??? I couldn't what you typed !!! What you say ???


What if God was a Giant panda and we all had to breast feed from her ???

[SofaKing]

I would shoot myself

What if pandas were really in controll of the government?

[MurderMayhem666]

Then that would make perfect sence now wouldn't it.


What if Panda Meat was eaten the some way we eat turkey on the Holidays ???

[SofaKing]

then it would be my favorit indangered speacies

what if we asked a hole bunch of stupid panda related questions?

[MurderMayhem666]

Well seeing CoolRom Forum is so popular panda's will be the talked about animal on the web.


What if every member of the CoolRom Forum had their very own pet Panda Bear ???

[Kilghard Wolf]

Then I would know how to reply to that question.

What if somebody suddenly changed the topic away from Pandas?

[MurderMayhem666]

Then you would be very wrong and the CoolRom Forum Secret Police Force would have to come to your home and make you think about pandas.


What if Panda Bears were not an endangered species ???

[pyroisback]

I dont know what a panda is

what if this none panda relation question asked what came first the chicken or the egg?

edit: oh snap after not using this comp for like 4 mounths this acount was still loged in.... intresting....

[SofaKing]

I dont know what a panda is

what if this none panda relation question asked what came first the chicken or the egg?

edit: oh snap after not using this comp for like 4 mounths this acount was still loged in.... intresting....

the egg

what if i loged back onto my normal acount?

[MurderMayhem666]

Well I have no I idea what would happen., but I would hope she would be dead.


What if I stopped asking questions about Panda Bears ???

[MurderMayhem666]

Yeah but only a little.


What if I start up a Panda Division to start up Hitlers Second invasion ???

[MurderMayhem666]

At very least a couple thousand, but I don't there are that many in the world after all they are an endangered species.


What if there were enough Panda to fend off Hitler's Forces ???

[MurderMayhem666]

Noodles, I have done that before dude and Mom slapped the Sh*t out of me.


What if all Cigarrettes were made out of candy ???

[MurderMayhem666]

Then I would go home and burn my face off.


What if my farts smelled like flowers ???

[MurderMayhem666]

I doubt it but it wouldn't hurt if you tried.


What if I got off my lazy as* and did some laundry ???

[MurderMayhem666]

So what you're to good for Tap Water !!!


What if Pizza Sause was made from rotten mayonnaise insted of tomato sause ???

[MurderMayhem666]

Then the world would suck more then it all ready does.


What I didn't ask another question about Panda Bears again ???

[MurderMayhem666]

Then my feeling wouldn't be hurting right now.


What if in the "Count to a Million" thread we actually reached 1 Million ???

[Kilghard Wolf]

Then the world would immediately collapse in upon itself destroying a millenia of evolution.

What if this thread only exists in our heads?

[MurderMayhem666]

Then I would be considered a lunitic.


What if I asked The Administrator about forming a CoolRom Panda Division as a way to police all the spamming on this site ???

[Kilghard Wolf]

Then I would kill you for saying Panda.

What if the word panda was the most horrible thing in the universe?

[MurderMayhem666]

Then you would force me to ask another dumb question about a panda.


What if Panda Bears were any more cute and huggable ???

[Kilghard Wolf]

Then they would actually be cute (aww burn!)

What if I stopped being a jack*ss to pandas for too seconds?

[MurderMayhem666]

Then you would be alot more cute and huggable too.


What if I was as cute and huggable as a Panda Bear ???

[Kilghard Wolf]

Then you wouldn't be a Viking.

What if I couldn't think of an "I" game on my own for A-Z?

[MurderMayhem666]

Well then you wouldn't be the retard that we all know that you are.


What if this retard actually thinks of something to type into the A-Z thread ???

[Kilghard Wolf]

Then he should wait for me to go find an I game then do it.

What if the world really did collapse in on itself obliterating a millenia of evolution?

[MurderMayhem666]

The world only Collapse !!! Only when the "Count to a Million" thread reachs 1 Million will the world implode as it was foretold by The SofaKing !!!


What if every day at least one person had to give a big hug to a panda bear ???

[Kilghard Wolf]

Then pandas would get a hug-a-day.

What if there was actually a way to get you to not say panda in a post without involving another thread?

[MurderMayhem666]

That would be very hard task you see I like to annoying people.


What if this was the last time I made a mention to Panda Bears in this Thread ???

[Kilghard Wolf]

I would never post on this thread again.


What if I really did that?

[MurderMayhem666]

Then your post count would be pretty low.


What if Panda Bears went extinct ???

[Kilghard Wolf]

Then you would go cry in the corner and cut yourself like a emo kid.

What if I finally just closed my laptop and went to sleep?

[MurderMayhem666]

Then you wouldn't be sleeply now would you be.


What if I already do cut myself like an eMo Kid ???

[Kilghard Wolf]

Then you would be posting Hawthorne Heights in What are you listening to right now?

What if I loaded my Hawthorne Heights onto my iPood?

[MurderMayhem666]

Then you would suck !!!


What if we and Wolf turn the "A-Z" thread back to A tonight ???

[Kilghard Wolf]

Then I'd have to not go to sleep before 7AM.

What if I knew what day it was without checking?

[MurderMayhem666]

Then you would be psychic.


What if Down was Up and Up was right ???

[Kilghard Wolf]

Then we would be almost in a Weird Al Yankovic song.

What if you ran out of what ifs?

[MurderMayhem666]

Then I would blow my brains out with a .357.


What if Human beings had Hands for feet, like monkeys ???

[Kilghard Wolf]

Then we would just be monkeys.

What if I actually played a game I got from here for the first time in 2 weeks?

[MurderMayhem666]

Then it would be alot sooner then, dgemu pal.


What if there was a Video Game where you would live the live of a Panda Bear ???

[MurderMayhem666]

OH HELL YEAH !!!


What if we had the money and the know how to make one said Panda Game ???

[MurderMayhem666]

I have no idea.


What if "RPG Maker" was in the IOS's ???

[MurderMayhem666]

No, I probably not. I'm not good ISO's. :(


What if I knew what I was doing with the PSX ???

[MurderMayhem666]

Really !!! Hmmm, I am starting to think.
* Gets a headache from all the thinking *


What if I got bored with all the Panda Bear jokes ???

[MurderMayhem666]

Yeah it probably still will. :)


What if when I release it, the Game becomes the most downloaded game of all time ???

[MurderMayhem666]

Then on the Sequel it would say in the beginning-Created by MM6 & Noodles. :)


What if the Sequel was called Panda:Panda Divsion ???

[MurderMayhem666]

I'm all new to this so I guess we could if we have the will.


What if we had the will ???

[MurderMayhem666]

Thats Actually a good Idea. I hope it happens.


What if when ever I went to sleep my dreams would come true ???

[MurderMayhem666]

Then we would be really good friend.


What if I went to sleep ???

[MurderMayhem666]

Then our post counts would be like 4 posts.


What if I didn't go to sleep ???

[MurderMayhem666]

What in the H-E double L is Yellow Mellow !!!


What if I knew what Mellow Yellow was ???

[MurderMayhem666]

Then The guy driving might die !!!


What if I started drinking Mellow Yellow insted of Mountain Dew ??? (I am addicted to Mountain Dew)

[MurderMayhem666]

Then that wouldn't be as funny !!!


What if I started to think of new panda bear jokes ???

[MurderMayhem666]

I'm about to pee my pants because I've been laughing so hard.


What if Panda Bears were the most intelligent animals on the planet ???

[Kilghard Wolf]

Then video games would be real.

What if video games were real?

[SofaKing]

then i wouldnt be wasting my life

what if i cleaned my mouse out because it was geting dusty?

[MurderMayhem666]

Then your mouse would be the cleanest mouse around.


What if I started up a CoolRom Masheti Squad dedicated to bring back old CoolRom Members ???

[Kilghard Wolf]

They would all ignore you.

What if I wasn't wearing my helmet today when I ate snow at Gore off the funbox?

[MurderMayhem666]

What in the Hell is a fun box ???


What if I named my new pet cat panda ???

[Kilghard Wolf]

I quit.

What if I was kidding just now?

[SofaKing]

you would quit anyway

what if i put a :hand: at the end of this post?

:hand:

[Viney]

then id think you are very strange... but also a genious (dont know why)

what if murder wasnt obsessed with pandas??

[MurderMayhem666]

Then MM6 would be obsessed with Viney and SofaKing :D


What if Viney and SofaKing were obsessed with MM6 ???

[MurderMayhem666]

Then you and I would be in the same boat brother.


What if I started a cult ???

[MurderMayhem666]

Then we would have been blessed to have come so far !!!


What if my Aunt had balls ???

[MurderMayhem666]

I could have swore I've seen one on here already.


What if 9 was 6 ???

[MurderMayhem666]

Then 96ing would still kind on suck, lol.


What if all thr earths water dried up ???

[YYYTTT]

Now that is a lot of brass air fittings there is just about every type
of air fitting that you could want. Wholesale prices too. I guess these could be used as small water pipe fitting also. I
used some of the parts to make my babington wvo bu

[SofaKing]

what if i didnt have a what if question to answer :(

[MurderMayhem666]

Then you would be doing this thread right.


What if all this pain was just an a illusion ???

[MurderMayhem666]

Then that would mean you have issues.


What if I was happy even when the sun wasen't shining ???

[MurderMayhem666]

Then I would buy it but I wouldn't like it.


What if Elton John wasn't gay ???

[MurderMayhem666]

Then you and I would in the same boat.


What if we lived forever ???

[MurderMayhem666]

Then we could get the "Count to a Million" thread done very quickly.


What if we lived 9000 years and we didn't have to sleep ???

[ARProductions]

what if i died?

[MurderMayhem666]

Then it wouldn't matter because you don't have any friends.



What if I don't overanalyze everything ???